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A nice list of things that happened in 2007...that we'll NEVER SPEAK OF AGAIN!
Whole Foods has a policy that if you touch a customer, even if they are shoplifting, you are fired. So how are they gonna stop you from stealing that organic, hormone-free, calf-sensative $40/pound goat-cheese?
"When they got Meagan Harper to the hospital, her blood alcohol level was .55 percent — about seven times greater than Oregon's legal limit for driving."
You are actually looking at the same exact file shown 6 times. Pretty
Why steal stuff and get in trouble when you can bring stuff INTO a store and have hours of entertainment? How? What about moving the above book to the science section OR moving the bible to the fiction section? How about taking a few shirts like this one and putting them on the rack at Neiman Marcus?
Some of the freakiest pics you will see all day.
You'll find out about 1:14 if you don't guess it earlier.
San Fransisco meter maids ticketed a stolen car 29 times before the owner of the car finally tracked down the car by herself. She found it two blocks from a police station. Angry about the loss of her parking ticket payments, police refused to search for the car thieves.
Hoverboards? Murderous AI computers? Ford Taurus? Check out these movies set in the future that got it all wrong.
On Christmas Eve, a man was chasing burglars out of his apartment with a baseball bat when Orlando's finest showed up. They arrested him and let the burglars get away with his laptop and wallet. Merry Christmas.
List of the top 20 Hackers in movie history. Pretty good one, too.
"This fight should be interesting. Both fighters work for Don King."
Have a tasteful Christmas!
A Wyoming woman was arrested for stabbing her husband after he opened his Christmas present too early.
A woman from Dibble, OK was cited because her goats mated and shat in her yard.
"It's also against law for them to relieve themselves in public even if the animal is fenced in on private land."
So you either use a litter box or you toilet train your pets.
While most normal people (and most deaf people) would want to make sure their offspring would have as few genetic flaws as possible, some deaf people are arguing they should have the right (when techonology allows) to ENSURE their children are deaf so that they
Pay attention to Jeff Foster around 24 seconds into the clip.
For Sierra's Dad.
Now that another one of my cousins is getting married, I thought we could use some marriage advice...
"After my husband and I got together, a close friend of mine told me, 'If the sex is good, it's only 10 percent of the marriage. But if the sex is not so good, it's 90 percent. So do your darndest to make sure it stays really, really good!'"
Read all the advice.
By constantly dispatching press releases, the Vatican is unwittingly promoting the Golden Compass. The series of books upon which the movie is based has a large institution called the Magisterium, which is both a facist government and controlling church. While the movie was written to remove the church part, the Vatican fears it will encourage people, like myself, to go and read the books. Interestingly enough, the Magisterium doesn't really resemble the Vatican of today, in either the movie OR the books. It resembles a facist government that infringes on civil liberties and a church that resembles Catholicism from 500 years ago.
News reports claim the prosecutor said the death of the child was caused by kids imitating moves from Mortal Kombat...a game that was created in 1992. Luckily, the suspects didn't jump on the victim's head or it might have been called the Super Mario killings.
Is this why I was able to get Sierra?
She killed the first stepmother? Sleeping beauty was date raped? Read more about the dark ORIGINAL versions of your favorite fairy tales.
4 of 7 Polk Country school board members support the teaching of intelligent design in science class. The Pastafarians are there.
Wanna rig the election in Ohio? All you need is a magnet and a PDA. Oh and Diebold's fraud machine subsidiary is now called Premier Election Solutions.
Whether or not we heed those warnings...is up to each of us...
God is reverting to his Old Testament ways as he plans to unleash his wrath on San Francisco with a 7.0 earthquake sometime next year.
Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick ordered all state and federal employees to drive home at exactly the same time...on unplowed roads. Be on the lookout as I search my archives...I may actually add a Massachusetts category.
John Singleton is directing a new "less cartoonish" A-Team movie. It's about friggin time. Here's who I see as the stars:
John "Hannibal" Smith
Templeton "Faceman" Peck
Bosco "B.A." Baracus
H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock
A 2 year old was rescued after falling into a dam by his 2 dogs. Ramses and Nepher look on in indifference.
Charlie was a bit surprised as to the quick topic change...
If you thought the captured Allied pilots had it bad in WWII, these trout are escaping certain death at the hands of sushi chefs.
A guy found an article for getting rid of squirrels, substituted the word "Teens" and the article still has a lot of merit.
Teens across the area are constantly getting themselves into trouble. They are mischievous by nature, and fall down chimneys, get stuck in woodstoves and squeeze their way into places they shouldn't be. We have removed teens from just about every part of the house at one point in time.
"It sounded like a party in my attic!"
Read the article.
Fruit flies, officially known as Drosophila melanogaster, who have their homosexuality turned off will now just be called flies.
Talking Jesus nearly vanishes.
9 men found guilty of gang-raping a 10 year old in Australia received no jail time as a result of District Judge Sarah Bradley's lenient sentancing. Sounds like that movie A Time to Kill.
This Christmas, give your man the gift of fashion!
See more flowcharts, yo!
In Chicago, it appears that cops can shoot anyone for any reason as they shoot 1 person every 10 days. Doesn't matter whether or not the victims are involved in a crime or not (or can walk or not).
Update: Chicago Cops will shoot you whether they are on-duty or off-duty (part 2 of the article).
No longer do you have to be a baptized Catholic to get to heaven. Now for as low as $13, you can get everyone you know a spot in Heaven.
Brazen theives ran off with 180 kegs of Guinness from the brewery. A state of emergency was declared until the perpetrators are apprehended.
Yes, that is the actor that plays House. Here is an interesting website that breaks down every episode from a medical perspective.
China announced today that it will no longer arrest women for carrying condoms.
"To the untrained eye, they appear to be simple daubs that could have been created by a two year old. Which is precisely what they are."
Looks like those wiley deer have stepped it up a level this year.
Think your newborn looks more like the mailman (Karl Malone) than you? Rite Aid might have a solution for you...
Oh my god...oh my fucking god. I will not provide a direct link to 2girls1cup.com but you can cut and paste it if you want. It is perhaps the most disgusting thing I have ever seen on the internet. As far as I can tell, it is a foreign film and its real title is Zwei Mädchen eine Tasse. Those crazy germans....
While the movie I have above just shows grandma's reaction and is fine for work, the actual video itself that I DON'T link to is absolutely NOT SAFE FOR WORK...or children...or after you've just eaten...or if you are about to eat.
Uranium 238 for $23? Terrorists are lining up!
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