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ArchivesParts of 2007 that are better left forgotten...12/31/07Best place to shoplift in 2008? Whole Foods12/31/07![]() Whole Foods has a policy that if you touch a customer, even if they are shoplifting, you are fired. So how are they gonna stop you from stealing that organic, hormone-free, calf-sensative $40/pound goat-cheese? Oregon resident scored .55 on the blood alcohol content game12/31/07![]() "When they got Meagan Harper to the hospital, her blood alcohol level was .55 percent — about seven times greater than Oregon's legal limit for driving." Read more. Cool animated gif12/28/07![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You are actually looking at the same exact file shown 6 times. Pretty Newest Retail Prank - Shopdropping12/28/07![]() Why steal stuff and get in trouble when you can bring stuff INTO a store and have hours of entertainment? How? What about moving the above book to the science section OR moving the bible to the fiction section? How about taking a few shirts like this one and putting them on the rack at Neiman Marcus? Freaky mouth in eyes photos12/28/07What song is this?12/27/07You'll find out about 1:14 if you don't guess it earlier. San Francisco police care more about parking tickets than stolen cars12/27/07![]() San Fransisco meter maids ticketed a stolen car 29 times before the owner of the car finally tracked down the car by herself. She found it two blocks from a police station. Angry about the loss of her parking ticket payments, police refused to search for the car thieves. 8 movies set in the future...that got it all wrong12/27/07![]() Hoverboards? Murderous AI computers? Ford Taurus? Check out these movies set in the future that got it all wrong. South Orlando Police arrest resident who was chasing burglars out of his apartment12/26/07![]() On Christmas Eve, a man was chasing burglars out of his apartment with a baseball bat when Orlando's finest showed up. They arrested him and let the burglars get away with his laptop and wallet. Merry Christmas. Movie Geek Hall of Fame12/26/07Crawford Grimsley's last fight?12/26/07"This fight should be interesting. Both fighters work for Don King." Merry Christmas!12/25/07Why is this pen so extraordinary?12/25/07Don't open your Xmas presents EARLY or Mommy will STAB you12/25/07![]() A Wyoming woman was arrested for stabbing her husband after he opened his Christmas present too early. You have to toilet train your dogs in Dibble, OK - It's THE LAW12/24/07![]() A woman from Dibble, OK was cited because her goats mated and shat in her yard. "It's also against law for them to relieve themselves in public even if the animal is fenced in on private land." So you either use a litter box or you toilet train your pets. Deaf people want genetically engineered deaf children12/24/07![]() While most normal people (and most deaf people) would want to make sure their offspring would have as few genetic flaws as possible, some deaf people are arguing they should have the right (when techonology allows) to ENSURE their children are deaf so that they Jeff Foster is my new favorite player in the NBA12/23/07Pay attention to Jeff Foster around 24 seconds into the clip. First Air Force Aircraft Carrier undergoing Sea Trials12/21/07![]() For Sierra's Dad. Shh! The secret gift I got for Sierra...12/21/07Good Marriage Advice - because I KNOW12/21/07
Now that another one of my cousins is getting married, I thought we could use some marriage advice...
"After my husband and I got together, a close friend of mine told me, 'If the sex is good, it's only 10 percent of the marriage. But if the sex is not so good, it's 90 percent. So do your darndest to make sure it stays really, really good!'" Read all the advice. Catholic church promotes movie that ridicules facism and the medival church12/20/07![]() By constantly dispatching press releases, the Vatican is unwittingly promoting the Golden Compass. The series of books upon which the movie is based has a large institution called the Magisterium, which is both a facist government and controlling church. While the movie was written to remove the church part, the Vatican fears it will encourage people, like myself, to go and read the books. Interestingly enough, the Magisterium doesn't really resemble the Vatican of today, in either the movie OR the books. It resembles a facist government that infringes on civil liberties and a church that resembles Catholicism from 500 years ago. 15-year-old video game blamed for Colorado death12/20/07![]() News reports claim the prosecutor said the death of the child was caused by kids imitating moves from Mortal Kombat...a game that was created in 1992. Luckily, the suspects didn't jump on the victim's head or it might have been called the Super Mario killings. Interesting comparison of Atheism vs Christianity12/19/07Another woman discovers that geeks are WAY hotter than studly, outgoing model-types12/19/07I can take 31 5-year-olds in a fight.12/18/07The darker side of sports12/18/07Twisted Fairy Tales12/18/07![]() She killed the first stepmother? Sleeping beauty was date raped? Read more about the dark ORIGINAL versions of your favorite fairy tales. Florida trying to join the ranks of Kansas and Iowa by proposing stupidity in science12/17/07![]() 4 of 7 Polk Country school board members support the teaching of intelligent design in science class. The Pastafarians are there. Does Ohio voting deserve its own category along with Massachusetts stupidity?12/17/07![]() Wanna rig the election in Ohio? All you need is a magnet and a PDA. Oh and Diebold's fraud machine subsidiary is now called Premier Election Solutions. God generally gives us warnings that we are in danger12/17/07Angry at its godless ways, God to smite San Francisco next year12/14/07![]() God is reverting to his Old Testament ways as he plans to unleash his wrath on San Francisco with a 7.0 earthquake sometime next year. Massachusetts does it again...Governor orders everyone to drive home on unplowed roads12/14/07![]() Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick ordered all state and federal employees to drive home at exactly the same time...on unplowed roads. Be on the lookout as I search my archives...I may actually add a Massachusetts category. A-Team is finally being remade12/14/07
John Singleton is directing a new "less cartoonish" A-Team movie. It's about friggin time. Here's who I see as the stars:
![]() John "Hannibal" Smith ![]() Templeton "Faceman" Peck ![]() Bosco "B.A." Baracus ![]() H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock Interesting way of phrasing it12/13/07Dogs save toddler from drowning12/13/07![]() A 2 year old was rescued after falling into a dam by his 2 dogs. Ramses and Nepher look on in indifference. Ever typed something in the wrong chat box?12/13/07The Trout Great Escape12/12/07![]() If you thought the captured Allied pilots had it bad in WWII, these trout are escaping certain death at the hands of sushi chefs. The best of Boob Barker12/12/07How to get rid of 12/11/07
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