News reports claim the prosecutor said the
death of the child was caused by kids imitating moves from Mortal Kombat...a game that was created in 1992. Luckily, the suspects didn't jump on the victim's head or it might have been called the
Super Mario killings.
Brazen
theives ran off with 180 kegs of Guinness from the brewery. A state of emergency was declared until the perpetrators are apprehended.