A nice list of things that happened in 2007...that we'll NEVER SPEAK OF AGAIN!

Why steal stuff and get in trouble when you can bring stuff INTO a store and have hours of entertainment? How? What about moving the above book to the science section OR moving the bible to the fiction section? How about taking a few shirts like this one and putting them on the rack at Neiman Marcus?

Have a tasteful Christmas!

For Sierra's Dad.

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How many can YOU take?

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Whether or not we heed those warnings...is up to each of us...

John Singleton is directing a new "less cartoonish" A-Team movie. It's about friggin time. Here's who I see as the stars:

Charlie was a bit surprised as to the quick topic change...

If you thought the captured Allied pilots had it bad in WWII, these trout are escaping certain death at the hands of sushi chefs.

A guy found an article for getting rid of squirrels, substituted the word "Teens" and the article still has a lot of merit.

Excerpt:

Teens across the area are constantly getting themselves into trouble. They are mischievous by nature, and fall down chimneys, get stuck in woodstoves and squeeze their way into places they shouldn't be. We have removed teens from just about every part of the house at one point in time.

"It sounded like a party in my attic!"

Read the article.

See more flowcharts, yo!

No longer do you have to be a baptized Catholic to get to heaven. Now for as low as $13, you can get everyone you know a spot in Heaven.

"To the untrained eye, they appear to be simple daubs that could have been created by a two year old. Which is precisely what they are."