Whole Foods has a policy that if you touch a customer, even if they are shoplifting, you are fired. So how are they gonna stop you from stealing that organic, hormone-free, calf-sensative $40/pound goat-cheese?

Some of the freakiest pics you will see all day.

A woman from Dibble, OK was cited because her goats mated and shat in her yard.

"It's also against law for them to relieve themselves in public even if the animal is fenced in on private land."

So you either use a litter box or you toilet train your pets.

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