A mall in Roseville, Minnesota hosted a Home School Science Fair. The title of the first prize winner was, "Did People Live at the Same Time as Dinosaurs? (The evidence says 'yes')." I feel so sorry for these kids.

I have been advocating the training of children as dogs ("Don't beg." "No BITES, kisses!" "SUCH a good boy!") for many years now. But a new book coming out asserts that wives wanting to overcome their husband's bad habits should just treat them like dogs with treats for doing good things.