Think your dog is the most loyal dog ever? Read the story of Hachiko and I GUARANTEE that it will bring a tear to your eye. Skip the first two paragraphs as they are a bad attempt at humor.

Remember...that's just a minivan.

Ken and Ryu have nothing on Moses and Noah. Use Jesus's kickboxing knee-blows or Mary's Holy Ascension to battle your way into the Kingdom of God...to challenge Him for the throne! Yok-TU-ki!