Someone thought it would be a good idea to
decorate a billboard with the words "All Religions are Fairy Tales." Local businesses disagree (along with their missing customers).
Dr. John Hansen is leading the charge against the FDA approved antibiotic, Ketek. It turns out that high ranking FDA officials allegedly hid the problems with forged studies by the manufacturer, Sanofi-Aventis. Now they are pulling an
FAA-like flip-flop and going after them.
Mexican drivers are considered proficient in English, if they answer Department of Transportation test questions in Spanish. Your tax dollars at work, folks.
Now I have to admit that there would need to be visitation rights in any
discussion of Gary's custody. Apparently
Margareta Doughty isn't as compromising.
Here are the top 20 attributes of women that British men like:
The perfect woman
1. Blue eyes
2. Long blonde hair
3. Occasionally wears glasses
4. Five feet eight inches tall
5. Weighs around 9.5 stones -
about 130 lbs
6. A size 12 -
A US size 10
7. Good in bed
8. Earns less than £25,000 a year
9. Extremely fit
10. Very good looking
12. Wacky personality
13. Rents a house or flat
14. Optimistic
15. Owns a Ford Ka or Mazda MX5 16. Nurse or PR Executive
17. No children
18. Drinks occasionally
19. Loves clubbing
20. Non-smoker
Although Sierra is a little smaller and lighter than the ideal, we will not be traveling to England until their tastes change.
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A man is in critical condition after
jumping out of a moving cab in an attempt to avoid paying the fee. Don't try this at home, kids.
New legislation that just passed the Oklahoma House of Representatives requires that
students are allowed to express their religious beliefs without penalty, even if they conflict with testable scientific facts. For example:
Standard Test Question: How old is the Earth?
Student from New Jersey: 4.3 Billion Years -
CORRECT
Student from California: 6000 Years -
INCORRECT
Student from Oklahoma: 6000 Years because the Bible Says So -
INCORRECT CORRECT due to beliefs
Student from Oklahoma: 1 hour ago with our memories artificially added by the Flying Spagetti Monster -
INCORRECT CORRECT due to beliefs
As long as a student can
justify his incorrect answer with religion, he will receive credit for a correct response. I believe they also approved Dueling Banjos as the new state song.
Tired of those silly parking meters in Philadelphia? Chances are 85% that you won't have to pay the ticket if you don't feed the meter. How?
PA law requires that every parking meter be inspected once every three years for accuracy. Well...it turns out that since 2005, only about 2000 of 14000 were inspected. Don't feel like rolling the dice?
Here is the report that lists all the meters that WERE inspected. If you know one of the 12000 or so meters that aren't on the list then you can park there and legitimately get out of a parking ticket.
Miley Cyrus (aka. Hanna Montana) was
banned from hanging out with Lindsay Lohan because her parents feel that it would be bad for their 15 year old daughter to associate with a 21 year old alcoholic, drug addict.
