Yikes. Tom McVay, a tester for the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency, testified that he walked in on Tammy Thomas, a East German US female cyclist involved with BALCO-brand steriods, while she appeared to be shaving. Other testimony described her as having "a deep voice, full beard, chest hair and even signs of male pattern baldness."

I was going to post a pic of the Playboy Bunny Halloween costumes but the above picture is better, in that, it is a non-doctored pic of Tammy Thomas from 2002.

A collection of photos of food products from the advertiser and from real life. I loves me some Herring Salad!

I have always celebrated Easter with...you know...Easter bunnies and stuff. The custom in the Phillipines is a little different:

Every Good Friday in the predominantly Roman Catholic Southeast Asian nation dozens of men re-enact the crucifixion of Jesus Christ by having themselves nailed to wooden crosses.

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"Ahh, Thufur! I see they've installed your heartplug, now."

Scientists have installed holes in cows' stomachs in order to observe the di-...di...

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...digestion of food. If you think this pic is disturbing, wait until you follow the link. Freaky trumps Science in the category battle on this one.

Even girls will shudder when they figure out where this thing goes (this should have been #1). Guys will probably pass out. Read about the other 24 Most Disturbing Sex Toys.

The onion.com couldn't have made up a better story. The first line of the article says it all.

"It's just like judging a beautiful girl," said Fowzan al-Madr, a camel breeder from the Kharj region southeast of Riyadh. "You look for big eyes, long lashes and a long neck — maybe 39 or 40 inches."

Next week from Scotland: The most beautiful SHEEP contest!

Here's an article that details the stories of a few people who think their tattoos were a mistake. Listen up, kiddies.

I would have to give it serious thought. Follow the link to find out why.

"Well, Mr. Weasley, they are often used by frogs as sex dolls."

A great deal of aging stars in Hollywood are infected with Clostridium botulinum. This horrible bacteria can kill if injested, although the vast majority of the infections only have the side effect of making its victims appear emotionless and wooden (like the uninfected Hadyn Christiansen).

Oh yeah, it's also called Botox.