In Bridgeville, PA you better not complain to Borough Manager Lori Collins. If you do, she might just have your arrested for harassment like Marshall Pappert. She called her police buddies after he left 3 voicemails on her office line. There were no threats or profanity in any of those calls. RE-ELECT Lori Collins for Borough Manager!

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Interesting list of 10 cool things about Return of the Jedi that you've probably never considered before.

Why is this so effective at getting men to wash their hands after they piss/shit? Click the link to see the whole thing.

Check out this gallery of images of people when they were kids doing something goofy and then as adults doing the same goofy pose.

After witnessing eight-year-old Eathan Harris smelling a Sharpie marker, principal Chris Benisch slapped him with a one day suspension for "huffing." When asked for his opinion, toxocologist Dr. Eric Lavonas of the Rocky Mountain Poison Control Center stated that non-toxic markers like Sharpies, while pungent-smelling, cannot be used to get high.

Whatever will this kid do now that this is on his PERMANENT RECORD!?

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t over-do it today.
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

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