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This is how to make bread

06/30/08
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

San Fransisco just loves protecting juvenile drug dealers...IF they are immigrants

06/30/08
Si.  I am only 16 years young.

San Fransisco considers itself an "Immigrant Safe Haven" or something like that, which means that when it catches Honduran crack dealers who claim to be under 18, they pay for them to fly home to Honduras. Thus preventing REAL immigration officials from legally deporting them and thus granting them carte blanch to return.
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

How not to pick up a girl over the phone

06/27/08
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

The Strangest Website you will see all day

06/27/08
You've never seen a website like this before.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Chinese woman prepares to open restaurant

06/27/08
Tasty!

A heroic Chinese woman starts over in the wake of the China earthquake.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Star Trek meets Family Guy

06/26/08
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Worst Obituary Headline EVER!

06/25/08
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits
It's like referring to Jerry Rice as "that guy from Dancing with the Stars".
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

The Perfect Gift for Paul or Jeremy

06/25/08
Urine stain sold separately

The Big Lebowski is now on par with G.I. Joe. Only $24.99! Order now!
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Interesting Ad

06/25/08


Apparently, JC Penney's didn't endorse this ad.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Where the Hell is Matt?

06/24/08

Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo.

Give this video a chance
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Behold the 6 foot, $499 ethernet cable

06/24/08
Wanna buy a bridge?

The Denon AKDL1 guarantees superior digital music quality and costs $499. Of course, digital signals are all the same. If you get any signal, it is the best signal. But leave it to internet geeks to make the most of it with their reviews:

"A caution to people buying these: if you do not follow the "directional markings" on the cables, your music will play backwards. Please check that before mentioning it in your reviews."

"The first time I downloaded a picture to the printer over this cable, the bits moved so fast the printer collapsed into a naked singularity, right there in my office."


Read all the reviews.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

A blog full of fail

06/24/08
"Dear Daddy, I am getting the full, college experience..."

Check out the pages and PAGES of fail.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Child Services called in about abuse of a child...because a psychic said so...

06/23/08
Psychics aren't always your friends...

This is the story of young Victoria Leduc, an autistic girl who went to Terry Fox Elementary School up in Canada. One day, her mom was frantically called to school because a teaching assistant reported evidence of sexual abuse. Upon arriving at the school, her mother was informed that the TA's evidence was that a psychic told her about one of her special students being abused. There was no other evidence.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Hottest potential lesbian hook-ups in Television History

06/23/08
BAM!  BAM BAM!

The article calls it three-ways but it really is all about the ladies...except for #1.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

You can be too fat to fly as a Stewardess in India

06/23/08
Sorry about the lack of updates. I am no longer allowed to access the website from work so I will have to do them at night and not at lunch.

Thank you, fly again!

An Indian court has ruled that airlines can make their stewardesses lose weight.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

50 TV Reporters and their "O" faces

06/12/08
Who's Sabrina Fang?  Who cares?

See more happy, lucky reporter orgasms.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

New World of Warcraft Sequel

06/11/08
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

The Best of Jay Leno's Ads

06/10/08
Deutschland! Deutschland! BOOBY Alles!

I guess Jay Leno has been doing an TV version of my website for several years. During it, he showcases funny print ads and articles.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

GTA4 - From the Files of Police Squad

06/10/08







Update: Just make up an age earlier than like 1985.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Fake Bus Stop prevents old people from escaping Death Center Old Age Home

06/09/08
Wo ist das Bus? Wer bin ich? Wo bin ich?

In an attempt to prevent old alzheimer patients from escaping their old-age home, staff erected a phoney bus stop right outside the front doors. It works flawlessly.

The result is that errant patients now wait for their trip home at the bus stop, before quickly forgetting why they were there in the first place.

Read more.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Now these are some serious up-dos

06/09/08
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Think YOUR shoes are uncomfortable?

06/09/08
Baby shoes?

I've known for a while that Asian men think that small feet are attractive. I've also known that Asian women will do uncomfortable things to their feet to make them look smaller. I never came close to fathom the truth. BLECK.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Ruh ROH! The Millennials are coming to ruin industry!

06/06/08


What's a Millennial? Well, if you're reading this website, YOU'RE probably a Millennial. While the Baby Boomers happily smile upon the Gen-Xers who grew up as latch-key kids and understand what it means to work, they are frowning on the Gen-Y generation. Turns out that getting a trophy for being in the game (whether a win or a loss), being allowed to suck at piano (just playing it for fun and not practicing) and having mom and dad do their school projects for them yields employees that can't or won't do a hard days work.

Sorry readers...if you're born after 1980, you're in Gen-Y (ie. a Millennial).
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Jon's going on a date and he's in no mood for Garfield's attitude

06/06/08
Jon's not gonna take any shit from Garfield anymore

I don't remember Jon being this angry with Garfield when I was a child.

Update: I found another site that hosted the link. NOW check it out and laugh.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

How did I not post this when it came out?

06/06/08


"Get him a BODYbag!"
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

This post is for Sierra

06/05/08
SHE is MRS. ED!

Yeah, it is getting mean-spirited but there is something about her that makes me not feel bad about it. I give you SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse.com.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Every Simpsons Couch Gag (to date)

06/05/08


Still feel unsatisfied? Click here to watch them all at regular speed (19 minutes).
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Man invents car that runs on water

06/05/08
Jesus had nothing to do with this miracle...

Nono...not that kind of running on water. Anthony Quinn claims to have invented a process of FUELING a car on water that gets 100 miles per OUNCE. Check back here to see if the oil industry "buys him out." (you didn't think they got rich by writing a lot of checks?) If not, then he is probably full of shit.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Congrats/Sorry George

06/04/08
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

What happens when red-light cameras can't identify a car?

06/04/08
I see, EGL-1092.

Well Redwood City, CA has come up with an innovative way. They use their supernatural, intuitive powers to identify the culprit. In other words, they guess. Of course this has nothing to do with generating revenue for Redflex, the company contracted to operate the cameras.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

4 Reasons the Love Guru definately won't suck

06/04/08
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

What's the common theme among cartoon super heroes?

06/03/08
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

No Photos allowed. Yes you can take pho- NO PHOTOS ALLOWED!!

06/03/08
Well can you or CAN'T you?

If you are into photography at all, you will undoubtedly be aware that taking pictures in public places will often get you in trouble with local security guards. Union Station, a BEAUTIFUL site, is a hotbed of rent-a-cops chasing amateur photographers and threatening to call the police on them for snapping photos.

Fox 5 in DC decided to do an investigation and contacted both the owner of Union Station and Amtrak. While LaSalle Partners, the owners of Union Station, refused comment, Amtrak graciously offered to do an on-air interview at Union Station to state that, "Yes, photography is permitted." Unfortunately the interview was interrupted by a security guard who told them they had to leave.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

How old is this hot, divorcee?

06/03/08
Alisha Dean loves to fuck older guys.  Then fuck them over.

If you guessed 19, like her Facebook profile said, you'd be wrong. So was Morris Williams, 22, who was just convicted of statutory rape and sentanced to 1 year in jail because it turns out she is actually 13. Think he should have known better? I guess Darwin Mills, 24, should have known better as well because he was also sent to jail for sleeping with young Alisha back in January of 2007.

Although we shouldn't be letting 20 somethings go around banging tweenage girls, at what point are the parents of this little slut responsible for atleast corrupting the morals of a minor?
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Very interesting. No cops ANYWHERE like being video taped! What's up with that?

06/02/08


Add the Albuquerque Police Department to the list of PDs that don't like being video taped during arrests. Or even AFTER an arrest. Clearly the photographer should have taken the right turn when he got there.
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

Possible design of our upstairs bathroom

06/02/08
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

A better way to teach physics

06/02/08
I need to take a closer look at that formula...

If this was how Physics was taught in school, every guy on earth would be a physicist.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze