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Diebold doesn't limit its voter fraud questionable configuration management practices to Ohio

07/31/08
Of course your vote counts.  Yeah.  That's the ticket!

Whoops! Looks like an uncertified "emergency patch" was installed on Georgia's Diebold voting machines just prior to the upset election victories of Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue and US Senator Saxby Chambliss in 2002. Diebold is now known as Premier Election Solutions. You can change the name but you can't change the history of treason.
Posted by: sleze

A Horse called ARRRRR

07/31/08
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Living together now PREVENTS divorce

07/31/08
OUUUUUUR HOUSE! Is a very, very, very fine house!

Just as I have always believed, living with your fiance BEFORE marriage now makes you 28% LESS likely to divorce compared with NOT living with that person before you wed. We're not living in the 50's anymore...
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

On second thought...we won't be hitting up Panama during the honeymoon...

07/30/08

Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

What's wrong with these animals?

07/29/08
Do you hear that?

See if you can figure out what's wrong with these animals.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Simultaneous bombings in Istanbul and Constantinople

07/28/08
Even old New York...was once New Amsterdam...

Shortly after the 16 bomings in India, Istanbul and Constantinople suffered a pair of bombs that have killed 17 people so far.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Turns out there are all KINDS of infidelity in marriages...

07/28/08
I just bought these $400 shoes on sale!  We saved $180!!!

I never thought about it this way but if you spend money on things, and don't tell your spouse, you're cheating(the checkbook, at least)! Luckily, we have curbed Sierra's Target DVD habit. Now we just have to curb my "breaking-the-bathroom-sink" habit, and then we'll be solid.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Top 50 Sci Fi shows in TV history

07/28/08
BELIEVE IT OR NOT! I'm actually a sci fi show...

I guess there really haven't been 50 good "Sci Fi" shows so they added some superhero shows to fill the gaps. Nevertheless, this is still a great list of TV shows. BSG beating out STNG? That's a stretch.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

How does your favorite hero stack up to the rest?

07/28/08
Who is your HERO now?

Interesting chart about the different characteristics of different "heroes." The fact that they include Paul Atreides and Johnny Rico settled it for me.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Bush or Batman?

07/24/08
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Hope you don't have more than $100,000 in Wachovia (or any money in a CD)

07/23/08
The new Citizen's Bank Center?

After predicting that it would post a $3 billion loss a month ago, Wachovia revealed today that it actually lost $8.6 billion...last QUARTER. Hey, maybe they should have not allowed all that check-fraud!

Paul would like you all to try out the Green Checking account at Citizen's Bank. It is like..recycling and stuff, right?
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Bizzaro World Magazines

07/23/08
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

The Joy of Sex Video

07/22/08


This is an example of why I think Kentucky Fried Movie is one of the funniest movies of all time.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

I think this is how I will react when Sierra and I are pronounced "Man and Wife"

07/22/08
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Ever wonder how a computer processor works?

07/21/08


There are basically 3 things that a CPU does. OR, AND, XOR (one OR the other but not both). Here's the domino explanation of how it works.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Guard Bees enlisted to protect Little Terns

07/21/08
Just like dogs...Bees only like whites...

So it looks like evolution has made bees racists. Because of their tendancy to attack black things, bees are being used to protect Little Terns from Crows.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Illustrations of reality vs drunk-reality

07/21/08
I sweat to drunk, I'm not god!

Funny how things aren't as you remember it when you're drunk...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Want to get on the TSA watch list? Be publicly critical of it. Uh-oh..

07/17/08


Shortly after beginning an investigation critical of the TSA watchlist, CNN's Drew Griffin found himself on the watchlist. The TSA says he's crazy. Being a frequent flyer myself, I love the TSA AND their watchlist and would never, EVER be critical of it or its ridiculous strenuous security policies.
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Evil Highlights

07/16/08
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

5 Silly Phobias and the Fear of Clowns

07/15/08
Who ISN'T scared of clowns?

So clowns are just creepy. I think they shouldn't have that one on the list. But the rest of the list of silly phobias are pretty amusing. BONUS: It includes famous people who have those silly fears!
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Another Batman Sequel in the works

07/15/08


The new dark night movie premieres Friday and they are already well into production of the next movie - Batman vs. Batman vs. Batman vs. Batman.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Dolores Umbridge investigating underground group that threatens to shut down the school

07/15/08
Settle down! a-HEM, HEM, HEM!

Newly apponted "Chancellor" of Cambridge college is using her Ministry of Magic former FBI training to discover the identity of Dumbledore's Army the author that wrote a detailed newsletter that exposed everything that was wrong with the college.
Category: Massachusetts
Posted by: sleze

Scientists discover new goo that is alive

07/14/08


Actually it is just cornstarch, mixed in water on top of a subwoofer.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Just because you are a cop, doesn't mean you won't be harassed out of a job by cops

07/14/08
To Protect and Embibe

Kenneth Holtz, a 20 year veteran of the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department, was fired in 2006 for violating department rules and regulations regarding “respect among members” and “conduct reflecting adversely on the department or employee.” What did he do? He pulled over a fellow cop for drunk driving. So even the good cops hate the bad cops.
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

PETA offers a reward for Buffalo tormentor

07/14/08
LACES OUT!

PETA is offering a 1,000 reward to find a Buffalo tormentor.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

New Category - Mawwage!

07/11/08
Marriage (or a shotgun) is what brings us together, today!

Because of recent events, marriage is suddenly very important to me. Check out the past articles I have posted that have been re-categorized as Mawwage.
Category: Administrative
Posted by: sleze

Jackson isn't invited to the bachelor party

07/11/08
Giving your daughter experience with strippers isn't the best way to raise a child...

Although I am sure that Baran will invite a lot of people to the Bachelor Party, I am pretty sure he will leave Jackson out of it...unlike THAT Dad.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Three Matthew McConaughey's and a Baby

07/10/08
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

WisCAAANsin court decides that sex with the dead is illegal - with 2 Justices dissenting

07/10/08
Dead girls need lovin' too...wait, that's not how it goes...

In a 5-2 decision, a court in Wisconsin deemed that sex with the dead is illegal. I guess those two dissenting judges must really, REALLY love their dear, departed moms.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Movies Based on a False True Story

07/10/08
GOOOOOOOD MORNING Hollywood Bullshit!

Say it ain't so! Adrian Cronauer wasn't a psychotic comedian? "The Hurricane" was a thug? Mr. Clark DIDN'T save Eastside High?! LIES!

Free Mr. Clark! Free Mr. Clark! Free Mr. Clark!
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

(BANG) *HEAD SHOT!*

07/07/08





Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

First step towards the rest of my life

07/06/08


It went a lot better than this proposal. And just so that everyone knows...this was planned since November.

Update: I mixed a second video camera into the video. Here is the original. Hopefully there will be a third camera perspective that I can add as well.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

How to draw an elephant

07/05/08
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

How do you hide an elephant?

07/05/08
I see NOTHING!

I know many of you THI.com readers have this issue so as a public service, here are some ideas on hiding an elephant...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Remember Ohio...you can't be arrested today!

07/04/08
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Honor America! England blows!

07/04/08
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Happy Independence Day!

07/04/08
During the pledge, always put your hand over your heart...or your FRIEND's heart!

What better way to celebrate our independence than to look at the American Flag...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

New Internet Fetish

07/02/08


I know that having a bunch of videos does not a good blog make but I *HAD* to post about this growing "boob punching" video fetish.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze