After scream a gutteral "YEAH!!!!!" in the conceirge lounge after Lidge won the World Series, everyone turned and stared at me like I was a serial killer. No folks. I am from Philadelphia!

BRING ON THE PARADE!!!!!

If it was the other debates, you're not crazy...

Massachusetts has gone unnoticed for a while. But today, it comes roaring back to the website when an 8 year old kid at a gun club was given a fully automatic Uzi to shoot. As he fired, he lost control of the gun and shot himself in the head.

Over time, I have changed my perspective on guns and think that, generally, they are a good thing. But I think 9 years old should be the minimum age for handling fully automatic weapons.

The Tibetan spiritual leader has announced that he is giving up on China.

A person with a British style Audi has been taunting German speed cameras by placing a Muppet in the front passenger seat of his car as he zips past the camera. Because British drivers sit on the right side, German speed cameras, set up to shoot drivers on the left side, can never get a good shot of the driver. So even though they can identify the car by its place, they can't issue a ticket because they can't identify the occupant.

Here's a link to the story. Here's a link to the actual speed camera picture. Here's the link to the actual German article.

Cheeky bastard.

In Decatur County, Tennessee, iVotronic touch-screen machines made by Election Systems & Software are registering some votes for John McCain as votes for Barack Obama. Turns out that ES&S voting machines have had problems for 5 years, and yet they are still the largest company in the industry. Yeah, that closed source, unverifiable voting software was a definate improvement over the paper ballots.

Voter Fraud is treason.

Guys wouldn't bitch and moan as much if there was a chance that Sandra Bullock's character might be shot by Agent Smith...

I guess it's too late. Behold a spider eating a bird caught in its web.

Computer Science is somewhere between Math and Physics.

Behold some of the world's most scenic toilets.

A new study shows that drinking coffee will shrink your jubblees. Seen above is Kiera Knightly before and after she stopped visiting Starbucks.

Wanna humiliate a plant? Better not do it in Switzerland. The Swiss Parliament recently released a treatise on “the moral consideration of plants for their own sake.” Now there's good use of tax dollars Swiss Franks.

News from early voting in West Virginia, immediately south of Ohio...the voter fraud capital of the US, is that when you vote for Obama, the computer switches your vote to McCain. Only after repeatedly click Obama does the computer screen actually report you voted for him.

But if you don't want to wait to find out who wins, Diebold mistakenly released the results of next month's election back in February.

Voter Fraud is treason.

In another showing of how "Iranian women are the most equal in the world," Iran is planning on building cars made specially for women.

Click here to see artists' renderings of what this new car might look like.

So who will cause it at OUR wedding? Baran? Paul? Dad?

Ok, so maybe that old joke doesn't apply to this case. But the picture above only shows part of the story. Click the link to see why this air conditioning installation is notable.

You may have noticed that the video of Take on Me has really NOTHING to do with the lyrics of the song. So someone with WAY too much time on his hands decided to recut the video with lyrics that more closely match the action. Take a look.

No matter who you're voting for, you are probably aware that John McCain is pissing off his conservative base by promoting the idea that the government should just buy up all the worthless mortgages and refinance them.

"The guy who works two jobs and struggles to actually pay his mortgage is penalized. He would be better off under this plan to just quit paying his mortgage," Lewis said. "And this fundamentally goes against a lot of conservative principles and individual responsibility."

Fortunately, Nostradamus Ayn Rand predicted all of this in her clairvoyant fictional work, Atlas Shrugged. See Part 1, Chapter 10 for the "better off to not pay his mortgage" reference. See Part 3, Chapter 7 for the "principles of individual responsibility."

Unfortunately, in the story, it turns out really bad for a while.

If the Grapes of Wrath was remade to occur in today's "depression," it would have to be updated. This comic looks to be pretty accurate.

Click here to see more things that Benny Hill can make funny.

Authorities said he had the highest blood alcohol level ever recorded for anyone in Rhode Island who wasn't dead.

So much for Hufty and Santo having the worst nights ever.

Get ready to punch your monitor. Someone forward this to Santo.

His parents thought it would be cute to get him a Henna temporary tattoo of Bart Simpson. Whoops, he had an allergic reaction and now it's a permanent scar. This kid is gonna have a great time in high school.

Just take 5 minutes and watch this Duck Tales episode which explains it in a way that even our short-sighted Senators could understand. If ever there was a time that I want you to spread the word about this website, today would be the day. Please copy the address from the permalink below and send it to whomever you think will watch it.

I...I just. I am utterly at a loss for words. The boobs are nice to look at but the bouncing and the rest of the package, I...no. Just...no.

Possibly not safe for work (Jack Black music is NSFW).

The NFB is very upset with the depiction of blind people in the movie "Blindness." The big problem with their argument, however, is that they haven't even SEEN it yet. (ma-HER!)