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I tried and I tried but there are just too many good videos - Best of 2008

12/31/08
Normally I try to only post 1 video/day but there are too many that are too good. Here you go:


"Go fuck yourself, San Diego"




The Simpsons' Theme Song was actually meant to be played on a single piano...


Copper playing with Ramses?




Metal Heart from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.


It turns out the Bill O'Reilly was the first person to get "Rick Rolled"
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Goodness Gracious!

12/31/08
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!

Police in Australia were attacked with great balls of fire.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Woman arrested for marrying for money

12/31/08
Poor Sir Paul

I guess Paul McCartney should have been married in India. A woman there was arrested for marrying men for their money and then leaving them.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Thai Police put on a happy face to calm victims motorists

12/30/08
See how happy they are?

Thai police are trying to break their scary image by wearing Smiley Face masks.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Why Soccer isn't perceived as manly as AMERICAN football

12/30/08


Give it 30 seconds.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

How to make a boring religious procession hysterical

12/30/08


Add music and...
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

The City of Buffalo joins the long list of cities participating in the bailout

12/30/08
Does this pic apply?  Sorta.

Well, erm...Yeah. This is technically correct.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Not all my cop posts are anti-cop

12/29/08


Sometimes they are pro-dumbass criminals!

Update: (sigh) It was taken down and I can't find another version of it.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Congrats to Jeff and Ashley! Hopefully Jeff doesn't have a twin...

12/29/08
JUST kidding
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

The coolest of the cool mustache...

12/29/08
Do I make you horny, baby?
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

OK...maybe more boobs isn't always a good thing...

12/26/08
Can I smurf your smurfs?

See more pics of boobs that don't belong there.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Day after Christmas Random Wacky Shit

12/26/08


Unknown star of the movie "Breakin".
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Real Life Far Side comics

12/26/08
I love Far Side

Suddenly, two bystanders stuck their heads inside the frame and ruined one of the funniest photos ever.

See more Real Life Far Side comics.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Mel Gibson's - The Jew Who Stole Christmas

12/25/08
If only that racist wasn't so good at making movies...

Click here to read about that and 6 other Christmas movies that really need to be re-made as R-rated versions.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Star Wars the Musical

12/25/08
NOOOOOooooooo!!!!!

George Lucas's fall to the Dark Side is complete: Star Wars the Musical.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

All I wanted for Christmas...

12/25/08


Merry Christmas!
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Merry Christmas!

12/24/08
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

What Santa REALLY does while you're asleep

12/24/08
Milk schmilk!

See the rest of Santa's Shenanigans.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Several versions of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah

12/24/08
Gianmarc sings the best version

Here are a bunch of Youtube videos featuring the song, Hallelujah. Notably absent is acoustic version by Gianmarc Johns.

Interesting fact - Simon Cowell makes millions off of these because he owns the rights to 3 versions of the song.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

A Christmas song by some cheeky bankers about the credit crunch

12/23/08


Yeah, the song is pretty lame but still awfully cocky as it was made by a group of bankers who seem to think this whole recession is hysterical since it made them rich. Fast forward to about 45 seconds.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

BRILLIANT new prank is sweeping the nation

12/23/08
MY WANG - See it from the sky!

The prank goes something like this:

1. Identify someone you don't like
2. Find out that person's license plate number
3. Using glossy, photo paper - print out a duplicate license with that person's info on it
4. Tape it over your own license plates
5. Speed through stop light cameras field of view
6. Watch them get lots of fines that they don't deserve

BONUS - Impugn the credibility of stupid speed/stoplight cameras.
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Relatively speaking, you didn't have a bad day compared to this guy

12/23/08
Who keeps a shit lagoon?

Nicholas Cruz of Bluffton, IN drowned in a manure lagoon. Apparently there are such things as manure lagoons.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Footage of the latest bailout request from Congress

12/22/08
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Yet another reason the UAW are holding US car makers back

12/21/08
The Teamsters on their scheduled break.

Ford owns one of the most advanced and efficient manufacturing plants in the world. It's in Brazil and it is still operating at full capacity. Because of its flexibility it is able to operate at a much lower cost than those on US soil. Why? Because employees are allowed to cross-train to be able to do many things. Also they are integrating parts suppliers into the factory for "just in time" manufacturing which saves oodles of money.

Why doesn't Ford repeat this success in the US? The U A W.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Witness about to testify crashes in a plane that "mysteriously" runs out of gas

12/20/08
Don't cross the GOP

Remember that whole controversy with the White House using non-government email for government related communications? Yeah? Well, Michael Connell, the head IT guy for the non-governmental email system (mostly related to Ohio elections), was about to testify in the case and tell the court everything he knew. Unfortunately, he made the mistake of going outside and doing stuff like going for a ride in his airplane. He died instantly when his plane fell out of the air, apparently out of gas.

"'Mr. Connell has confided that he was being threatened, something that his attorneys also told the judge in the Ohio election fraud case,' concluded Alexandrovna."

Jewelry is a great cop-out

12/20/08





Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Vote for the Sexiest Geek

12/19/08
I'm one sexy geek!

Although a lot of these nominees are just hot chicks who are actresses in geek favorites, there are several certified, sexy geeks on the list. I have yet to be nominated.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Federal Reserve loans $2,000,000,000,000 but won't say to whom...

12/14/08
Another candidate for treason charges...

Bloomberg news filed a request for disclosure under the Freedom of Information Act for a detailed list of recipients of the $2,000,000,000,000 that the Federal Reserve loaned out this year. Claiming that the information was "too dangerous" for the taxpayers to know, they declined. To quote Michael Scott, "A doctor wouldn't tell someone they were dieing of cancer."
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Twilight the Movie: Re-edited by a guy

12/14/08
Like a moose on the space shuttle...

ROBERT PATTINSON
Alright, you got me. I was acting like a jerk because I secretly totally love you.

KRISTEN STEWART
Of course! This also explains why the captain of the football team always acted like he hated Stephanie Meyer!

ROBERT PATTINSON
There's more. I want to eat you.

KRISTEN STEWART
Holy shit, really? I need to go home and do some waxing first, but...


Read the entire new script.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Plaxico Burress Gun Safety PSA

12/11/08
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

"There's no such thing as 'free software'"

12/10/08
The cool thing about being in Computer Science is that our founders are still alive

An "anonymous" teacher named Karen from an unnamed middle school in the Austin School district just doesn't seem to get it. She wrote an angry email to an organization that GIVES free laptops loaded with Linux to bright school children. She accused the organization of doing the students a disservice by steering them away from Microsoft and promised to investigate whether they were up to something that was illegal.

Excerpt:

No software is free and spreading that misconception is harmful. These children look up to adults for guidance and discipline. I will research this as time allows and I want to assure you, if you are doing anything illegal, I will pursue charges as the law allows.

This email is so unbelievably ignorant to come from a teacher that I almost question its authenticity. I am guessing that she never googled "free software." Perhaps she's never heard of google and only does her searches from msn.com...

For some reason, they decided to censor the last name of the teacher and the school at which she teaches. Being the douche that I am, here are the names of ALL Karens who are teachers at Middle Schools in the Austin Independant School District:

Karen Bailey - Martin Middle School
Karen Brennan - Martin Middle School
Karen Case - Murchison Middle School
Karen Ciesla - O'Henry Middle School
Karen Donsbach - Bailey Middle School
Karen Greathouse - Clint Small Middle School
Karen Green - Murchison Middle School
Karen Harris - Covington Middle School
Karen Jackson - Bailey Middle School
Karen Noyes - Murchison Middle School
Karen Schipper - Kealing Middle School
Karen Terry - Mendez Middle School
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Obama's vacant Senate seat back up for sale

12/10/08
$51!  What a bargain!

In order to avoid the controversy surrounding Rod Blagojevich's selling of the vacant Senate seat to a closed group of individuals, Illinois is doing the fair thing and selling the seat on Ebay.

Update: Looks like Ebay has some sort of problem with this...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

The Gingerdead Man

12/10/08


Oh yes. This is a real movie.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

OB...what's the deal with your governors?

12/10/08
Once again the white man is trying to profit at the expense of the black man...or something like that...

The last governor, George Ryan, was convicted a couple years ago of racketeering. Now your current governor, Rod Blagojevichcjkdsajkldsorsomething, is trying to sell Obama's vacant Senate seat? Is Illinois the state version of Washington DC (Marion Barry)?
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae - "We didn't forsee the risk!" - Yeah, not so much

12/09/08
Didn't Ken Lay go to jail for this shit?

The two pillars of the housing industry that had the largest role in killing our economy were Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae. By purchasing and backing all those crazy loans, they imbued them with the appearance of government stability and oversight. When the market crashed, they claimed ignorance.

Of course after review of emails, it turns out that the guys in charge of Risk were loudly sounding the alarm bells as far as 2004. Somehow these clairvoyant folks felt that making loans to people with no credit and no verification of their income would result in inordinately high numbers of defaults (people not paying their mortgages).

Their warnings were summarily ignored and those that kept raising the alarms, like Freddie Mac Chief Enterprise Risk Officer David Andrukonis, were asked to resign or fired. How come the people responsible for ruining our economy are not in jail?
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

A message from the Auto Industry

12/09/08
Fuck you for buying good cars!
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Australian judge grants human rights to fictional cartoon characters

12/09/08
The Simpsons as real is a creepy concept

If you ever travel to Australia, you better delete those pics of Meg having sex with Chris and Brian. Why? Because Australian Supreme Court Justice Michael Adams has ruled that "while The Simpsons characters had hands with four fingers and their faces were 'markedly and deliberately different to those of any possible human being', the mere fact that they were not realistic representations of human beings did not mean that they could not be considered people."

So there you go. Cartoons are people in Australia. Don't like it? That's a "Booting" offense.
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Cool music video

12/09/08


As always, give it 30 seconds...
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Book burning alive and well in West Chester, NY

12/08/08
This book is evil - CENSORED!

Bowdlerizing is a means of censoring a book named after the infamous Thomas Bowdler, who tore sections out of Shakespeares plays back in the 19th Century. Although I am all for shortening some of those horribly boring works, he did it because he felt it was too racy or evil. Well his philosophy of line-item book burning is being followed by Cindy Babcock Deutsch, President of the Thought Police Board of Education of the New Rochelle School District. What did she censor? A section of the book "Girl, Interrupted" in which a girl discusses oral sex. This being studied by a senior year english class (who have NEVER even CONCEIVED of what oral sex is).

You stay progressive, Cindy. I am sure you'll embrace forever having your name equated with book burner on the internet sooner or later.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

So a Philosophy degree will get you a job at McDonald's, eh?

12/08/08
Being a fascist, anarchist might actually pay off...


Check out this salary table by the Wall Street Journal.

Major: Biology
Starting Salary:$38,800
Mid Career Salary:$64,800

Major: Chemistry
Starting Salary: $42,600
Mid Career Salary: $79,900

For comparison, look at this one:
Major: Philosophy
Starting Salary: $39,900
Mid Career Salary: $81,200

Who knew McDonald's paid so well?
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

New class offered by Villanova Business School

12/08/08
Begging is now a business skill
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

New reality show goes after crooked cops

12/07/08


Let me repeat myself for the zillionth time. The vast majority of cops are good cops and their sacrifices are tarnished by a small minority of bad cops. That said, there should be no mercy with respect to bringing down those bad cops.

Kopbusters is a reality show that sets up cops to see if they break the law. Here is a link to the video of them violating the 4th amendment by searching a house growing two christmas trees.
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

Hero for a week - Legal DUI for life?

12/04/08
I swear to drunk that I'm a hero.  God.

First paragraph of the article says it all.

"A Long Island judge has dismissed charges of driving under the influence and illegally possessing a weapon against a 9/11 rescue worker, citing the man's status as an 'American hero.'"

So if you're a 9/11 hero, you can drive under the influence for life. At least on Lawn Guyland.
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Comic explains yet another difference between men and women

12/03/08
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Female Body Builders

12/02/08
The level of yuck is unprecedented

See more shemales female body builders.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Eric Jr. with Saphira?

12/02/08
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Yankees refuse to abitrate with their free agents

12/02/08
Must be a close game...

Why on earth would I post something about Yankee free agents? You're right, the story itself is rather boring. But the gem was found in the first comment. Baseball guru, Galosi, had this to say about the story:

"I think the Yankees are making a big mistake if they do not sign Abreu.He was the best clutch hitter they had.Our offense is not improving without him."

I guess the term clutch is relative.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

What happens to a solid rocket booster after it separates from the Space Shuttle?

12/01/08


Fast forward to 1:45 and find out. Pretty amazing.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze