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Normally I try to only post 1 video/day but there are too many that are too good. Here you go:
"Go fuck yourself, San Diego"
The Simpsons' Theme Song was actually meant to be played on a single piano...
Copper playing with Ramses?
Metal Heart from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.
It turns out the Bill O'Reilly was the first person to get "Rick Rolled"
Police in Australia were attacked with great balls of fire.
I guess Paul McCartney should have been married in India. A woman there was arrested for marrying men for their money and then leaving them.
Thai police are trying to break their scary image by wearing Smiley Face masks.
Give it 30 seconds.
Add music and...
Well, erm...Yeah. This is technically correct.
Sometimes they are pro-dumbass criminals!
Update: (sigh) It was taken down and I can't find another version of it.
See more pics of boobs that don't belong there.
Unknown star of the movie "Breakin".
Suddenly, two bystanders stuck their heads inside the frame and ruined one of the funniest photos ever.
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Click here to read about that and 6 other Christmas movies that really need to be re-made as R-rated versions.
George Lucas's fall to the Dark Side is complete: Star Wars the Musical.
See the rest of Santa's Shenanigans.
Here are a bunch of Youtube videos featuring the song, Hallelujah. Notably absent is acoustic version by Gianmarc Johns.
Interesting fact - Simon Cowell makes millions off of these because he owns the rights to 3 versions of the song.
Yeah, the song is pretty lame but still awfully cocky as it was made by a group of bankers who seem to think this whole recession is hysterical since it made them rich. Fast forward to about 45 seconds.
The prank goes something like this:
1. Identify someone you don't like
2. Find out that person's license plate number
3. Using glossy, photo paper - print out a duplicate license with that person's info on it
4. Tape it over your own license plates
5. Speed through stop light cameras field of view
6. Watch them get lots of fines that they don't deserve
BONUS - Impugn the credibility of stupid speed/stoplight cameras.
Nicholas Cruz of Bluffton, IN drowned in a manure lagoon. Apparently there are such things as manure lagoons.
Ford owns one of the most advanced and efficient manufacturing plants in the world. It's in Brazil and it is still operating at full capacity. Because of its flexibility it is able to operate at a much lower cost than those on US soil. Why? Because employees are allowed to cross-train to be able to do many things. Also they are integrating parts suppliers into the factory for "just in time" manufacturing which saves oodles of money.
Why doesn't Ford repeat this success in the US? The U A W.
Remember that whole controversy with the White House using non-government email for government related communications? Yeah? Well, Michael Connell, the head IT guy for the non-governmental email system (mostly related to Ohio elections), was about to testify in the case and tell the court everything he knew. Unfortunately, he made the mistake of going outside and doing stuff like going for a ride in his airplane. He died instantly when his plane fell out of the air, apparently out of gas.
"'Mr. Connell has confided that he was being threatened, something that his attorneys also told the judge in the Ohio election fraud case,' concluded Alexandrovna."
Although a lot of these nominees are just hot chicks who are actresses in geek favorites, there are several certified, sexy geeks on the list. I have yet to be nominated.
Bloomberg news filed a request for disclosure under the Freedom of Information Act for a detailed list of recipients of the $2,000,000,000,000 that the Federal Reserve loaned out this year. Claiming that the information was "too dangerous" for the taxpayers to know, they declined. To quote Michael Scott, "A doctor wouldn't tell someone they were dieing of cancer."
Alright, you got me. I was acting like a jerk because I secretly totally love you.
Of course! This also explains why the captain of the football team always acted like he hated Stephanie Meyer!
There's more. I want to eat you.
Holy shit, really? I need to go home and do some waxing first, but...
Read the entire new script.
An "anonymous" teacher named Karen from an unnamed middle school in the Austin School district just doesn't seem to get it. She wrote an angry email to an organization that GIVES free laptops loaded with Linux to bright school children. She accused the organization of doing the students a disservice by steering them away from Microsoft and promised to investigate whether they were up to something that was illegal.
No software is free and spreading that misconception is harmful. These children look up to adults for guidance and discipline. I will research this as time allows and I want to assure you, if you are doing anything illegal, I will pursue charges as the law allows.
This email is so unbelievably ignorant to come from a teacher that I almost question its authenticity. I am guessing that she never googled "free software." Perhaps she's never heard of google and only does her searches from msn.com...
For some reason, they decided to censor the last name of the teacher and the school at which she teaches. Being the douche that I am, here are the names of ALL Karens who are teachers at Middle Schools in the Austin Independant School District:
Karen Bailey - Martin Middle School
Karen Brennan - Martin Middle School
Karen Case - Murchison Middle School
Karen Ciesla - O'Henry Middle School
Karen Donsbach - Bailey Middle School
Karen Greathouse - Clint Small Middle School
Karen Green - Murchison Middle School
Karen Harris - Covington Middle School
Karen Jackson - Bailey Middle School
Karen Noyes - Murchison Middle School
Karen Schipper - Kealing Middle School
Karen Terry - Mendez Middle School
In order to avoid the controversy surrounding Rod Blagojevich's selling of the vacant Senate seat to a closed group of individuals, Illinois is doing the fair thing and selling the seat on Ebay.
Update: Looks like Ebay has some sort of problem with this...
Oh yes. This is a real movie.
The last governor, George Ryan, was convicted a couple years ago of racketeering. Now your current governor, Rod Blagojevichcjkdsajkldsorsomething, is trying to sell Obama's vacant Senate seat? Is Illinois the state version of Washington DC (Marion Barry)?
The two pillars of the housing industry that had the largest role in killing our economy were Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae. By purchasing and backing all those crazy loans, they imbued them with the appearance of government stability and oversight. When the market crashed, they claimed ignorance.
Of course after review of emails, it turns out that the guys in charge of Risk were loudly sounding the alarm bells as far as 2004. Somehow these clairvoyant folks felt that making loans to people with no credit and no verification of their income would result in inordinately high numbers of defaults (people not paying their mortgages).
Their warnings were summarily ignored and those that kept raising the alarms, like Freddie Mac Chief Enterprise Risk Officer David Andrukonis, were asked to resign or fired. How come the people responsible for ruining our economy are not in jail?
If you ever travel to Australia, you better delete those pics of Meg having sex with Chris and Brian. Why? Because Australian Supreme Court Justice Michael Adams has ruled that "while The Simpsons characters had hands with four fingers and their faces were 'markedly and deliberately different to those of any possible human being', the mere fact that they were not realistic representations of human beings did not mean that they could not be considered people."
So there you go. Cartoons are people in Australia. Don't like it? That's a "Booting" offense.
As always, give it 30 seconds...
Bowdlerizing is a means of censoring a book named after the infamous Thomas Bowdler, who tore sections out of Shakespeares plays back in the 19th Century. Although I am all for shortening some of those horribly boring works, he did it because he felt it was too racy or evil. Well his philosophy of line-item book burning is being followed by Cindy Babcock Deutsch, President of the
You stay progressive, Cindy. I am sure you'll embrace forever having your name equated with book burner on the internet sooner or later.
Check out this salary table by the Wall Street Journal.
Mid Career Salary:$64,800
Starting Salary: $42,600
Mid Career Salary: $79,900
For comparison, look at this one:
Starting Salary: $39,900
Mid Career Salary: $81,200
Who knew McDonald's paid so well?
Let me repeat myself for the zillionth time. The vast majority of cops are good cops and their sacrifices are tarnished by a small minority of bad cops. That said, there should be no mercy with respect to bringing down those bad cops.
Kopbusters is a reality show that sets up cops to see if they break the law. Here is a link to the video of them violating the 4th amendment by searching a house growing two christmas trees.
First paragraph of the article says it all.
"A Long Island judge has dismissed charges of driving under the influence and illegally possessing a weapon against a 9/11 rescue worker, citing the man's status as an 'American hero.'"
So if you're a 9/11 hero, you can drive under the influence for life. At least on Lawn Guyland.
See the rest of the comic.
Why on earth would I post something about Yankee free agents? You're right, the story itself is rather boring. But the gem was found in the first comment. Baseball guru, Galosi, had this to say about the story:
"I think the Yankees are making a big mistake if they do not sign Abreu.He was the best clutch hitter they had.Our offense is not improving without him."
I guess the term clutch is relative.
Fast forward to 1:45 and find out. Pretty amazing.
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