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ArchivesBRILLIANT new prank is sweeping the nation12/23/08![]() The prank goes something like this: 1. Identify someone you don't like 2. Find out that person's license plate number 3. Using glossy, photo paper - print out a duplicate license with that person's info on it 4. Tape it over your own license plates 5. Speed through stop light cameras field of view 6. Watch them get lots of fines that they don't deserve BONUS - Impugn the credibility of stupid speed/stoplight cameras. Federal Reserve loans $2,000,000,000,000 but won't say to whom...12/14/08![]() Bloomberg news filed a request for disclosure under the Freedom of Information Act for a detailed list of recipients of the $2,000,000,000,000 that the Federal Reserve loaned out this year. Claiming that the information was "too dangerous" for the taxpayers to know, they declined. To quote Michael Scott, "A doctor wouldn't tell someone they were dieing of cancer." A message from the Auto Industry12/09/08Australian judge grants human rights to fictional cartoon characters12/09/08![]() If you ever travel to Australia, you better delete those pics of Meg having sex with Chris and Brian. Why? Because Australian Supreme Court Justice Michael Adams has ruled that "while The Simpsons characters had hands with four fingers and their faces were 'markedly and deliberately different to those of any possible human being', the mere fact that they were not realistic representations of human beings did not mean that they could not be considered people." So there you go. Cartoons are people in Australia. Don't like it? That's a "Booting" offense. Hero for a week - Legal DUI for life?12/04/08![]() First paragraph of the article says it all. "A Long Island judge has dismissed charges of driving under the influence and illegally possessing a weapon against a 9/11 rescue worker, citing the man's status as an 'American hero.'" So if you're a 9/11 hero, you can drive under the influence for life. At least on Lawn Guyland. |
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