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BRILLIANT new prank is sweeping the nation

12/23/08
MY WANG - See it from the sky!

The prank goes something like this:

1. Identify someone you don't like
2. Find out that person's license plate number
3. Using glossy, photo paper - print out a duplicate license with that person's info on it
4. Tape it over your own license plates
5. Speed through stop light cameras field of view
6. Watch them get lots of fines that they don't deserve

BONUS - Impugn the credibility of stupid speed/stoplight cameras.
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Federal Reserve loans $2,000,000,000,000 but won't say to whom...

12/14/08
Another candidate for treason charges...

Bloomberg news filed a request for disclosure under the Freedom of Information Act for a detailed list of recipients of the $2,000,000,000,000 that the Federal Reserve loaned out this year. Claiming that the information was "too dangerous" for the taxpayers to know, they declined. To quote Michael Scott, "A doctor wouldn't tell someone they were dieing of cancer."
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

A message from the Auto Industry

12/09/08
Fuck you for buying good cars!
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Australian judge grants human rights to fictional cartoon characters

12/09/08
The Simpsons as real is a creepy concept

If you ever travel to Australia, you better delete those pics of Meg having sex with Chris and Brian. Why? Because Australian Supreme Court Justice Michael Adams has ruled that "while The Simpsons characters had hands with four fingers and their faces were 'markedly and deliberately different to those of any possible human being', the mere fact that they were not realistic representations of human beings did not mean that they could not be considered people."

So there you go. Cartoons are people in Australia. Don't like it? That's a "Booting" offense.
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Hero for a week - Legal DUI for life?

12/04/08
I swear to drunk that I'm a hero.  God.

First paragraph of the article says it all.

"A Long Island judge has dismissed charges of driving under the influence and illegally possessing a weapon against a 9/11 rescue worker, citing the man's status as an 'American hero.'"

So if you're a 9/11 hero, you can drive under the influence for life. At least on Lawn Guyland.
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze