While Cherry 2000 is still a few years away, Japanese roboticists have been hard at work on robot receptionists that can speak 700 canned phrases. Let's have a contest guessing what the robot is saying. I'll start:

"Please wash your penis before we continue, Sayonara Son."

On some random message board, someone asked how to survive a long distance relationship. One of the respondents revealed that she was able to do it by cheating on her boyfriend of 3 years. But she made the mistake of revealing WAY too much information...

...and one of the readers took exception to her cheating. See the entire thread (the pic at the top is pretty NSFW). It is now on Digg.com and spreading fast.

Update: Digg.com removed the article for some reason. So someone else reposted it!
Update 2: Reddit has found it and is commenting.
Update 3: Youtube has it now.
Update 4: CollegeOTR, a site no one has ever heard of, has it now.