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What it's like to be a Hot Girl

02/25/09


Sierra? Katie? Is this accurate?
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

"Allah is on our side and wants the destruction of Amer-"

02/24/09


Yeah...not so much.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Lance Armstrong is still haunted by the Ghost of Doping Past

02/24/09
The Tour de Lance - GOD the French must hate him...

But that didn't stop Lance from once again shrugging off the controversy.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

The Brits ALSO hate smart girls

02/23/09
Women: Know your limits!

There is (essentially) a UK version of College Jeopardy called "University Challenge." The problem is that Gail Trimble of the Corpus Cristi team (not from Texas) is far and away the smartest girl on earth. Well it doesn't pay to be a smart woman in the UK. Here's a short list of how people describe her:

"a hateful know-it-all"
"annoying bitch"
"horse-toothed snob"
"so brain-rupturingly irritating and smug" (that they hoped science would come up with) "a screen that you can reach through and punch those inside"

Remember, women. KNOW YOUR LIMITS!
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Best 11 minute explanation of the Credit Crisis I have seen to date

02/23/09

The Crisis of Credit Visualized from Jonathan Jarvis on Vimeo.

If you are still have any questions as to why/how the housing crisis killed the global economy, take 11 minutes and watch this video. It is simple, easy to follow and right on the money.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Apparently British parents hate people missing an arm

02/23/09
Obviously as dangerous as a pedophile or kidnapper...

Lots of British parents are blogging that host Cerrie Burnell, who was born without an arm, is not suitable for kids programming. Some fear that she will give kids nightmares, kill Richard Kimble's wife...
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Bailey wouldn't have taken this shit from a bird...

02/23/09
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Greek Prime Minister Rejects All-Party Government

02/20/09
TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

Despite the repeated chant of, "TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!," Greek Prime Minister Costas Karamanlis refuses all-party government.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Saudia Arabian Cleric says using biofuels is bad for the Arabian economy sinful

02/20/09
This has to do with sin and not money.

A Saudi Arabian Islamic scholar has stated that the use of biofuels in your car is a sin. It has nothing to do with the fact that Saudi Arabia's economy would collapse if the whole world drove on waste vegetable oil. Nothing.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Japan does it again. INOCHI!

02/18/09
Category: Japan
Posted by: sleze

Dentist charged for filling minor cavities

02/18/09
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Celebrities with twin siblings

02/18/09
No, this is not a photoshop combo of Kiefer and frog...

Here are more celebrities who are also twins (Linda Hamilton omitted).
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

"Never has someone looked so silly performing a feat of such skill"

02/17/09
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Octo-mom hasn't had sex in 8 years...the reason is what makes this post-worthy

02/17/09
Octo-mom

The Octo-mom, who is an unemployed, single mother with 14 kids from invitro-fertilization and is on public assistance claims she hasn't had sex in 8 years. When asked why she replied with:

“Boyfriends? I think I’d have to be extremely selfish."
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

In case you missed it last night - UN-edited dialog between Peter Griffin and Christian Bale

02/16/09




The full "Family Guy" episode airs Sunday 9/8c on FOX.

Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

The hard part about playing chicken is knowing when to flinch

02/16/09
Commander Bart Mancuso

Two nuclear subs (one UK and one French) collided in the North Atlantic. Bart Mancuso shakes his head in disapproval.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Brits push for the inclusion of Male Synchronized Swimming in Olympic games

02/16/09
Hey! Hey! I know you! I know you!

They also want to make hot, cat-fights a medal sport as well.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Department of Homeland Security Nuke Detectors are "Comical"

02/16/09


Boy, I'm sure glad they get billions of dollars to throw out toothpaste at the airport and not detect nuclear weapons at the port of Los Angeles.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

What the Internet will look like in 2012

02/16/09
You must love Big Brother

What with the economy devolving into a form of Fascism (look it up - it doesn't ONLY mean a Jew killing war machine), the internet could very well look like this.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Don't like hockey? Don't like sports announcers in general? Doesn't matter...

02/15/09


Everyone will like listening to Florida Panthers announcer, Randy Moller. Just trust me and watch.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Article double-whammy

02/15/09
Not that Hassan...

This article is an early 2009 entry for best article title and best photo caption in a single article.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Service Guarantees Citizenship!

02/15/09
Service Guarantees Citizenship!

The Army has finally figured out that most hard-working immigrants love America more than Americans. In a limited trial, the US Army will offer fast-track paths to citizenship for immigrants with professional skills who join the Mobile Infantry. Would you like to know more?
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

One amazing pilot

02/13/09


Sierra, don't watch this.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Happy Valentine's Day Eve

02/13/09
Our interests are the same...but different.

Tomorrow we celebrate why we love the one we're with.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Need a Valentine's Day card? Look no further...

02/13/09
I love your vagina.

Just print out this or any of the other honest Valentine's Day Cards.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Persian cover of a famous American song...

02/10/09

1 gold star to the first person to figure out the original song.

Chori chori, kare dhadak dhadak jiya jiya
dil bole boom boom yeh!
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

May I present...THUNDERSLUG!

02/10/09
What's in a name?

Whoa! Updates to the photo album? Yep!

Thunderslug at McSorley's.
Thunderslug at Brownie's.

The general Thunderslug album.
Thunderslug on MySpace.
Category: Photo Updates
Posted by: sleze

12 year old black girl arrested for assaulting police who tried to kidnap arrest her for prostitution

02/09/09
Must be a dangerous criminal...

So here's the background. Following up on a tip of 3 white prostitutes in the area, Galveston police saw 12-year-old Dymond Milburn, who is black, in her front yard. Clearly matching the description of a "white prostitute," the cops attempted to arrest her. She then proceeded to dangerously grab a tree, scream for her father, and assaulted narcotics officer, David Roark, (and his flashlight apparently) with her face, eyes, throat and ear drums. Fortunately for them, her face, eyes, throat and ear drums took the majority of the damage and she was hospitalized.

She is now charged with assaulting a police officer. That's some fine police brutality, Lou. Bad Cops just barely beat Shady Law out on this one (the prosecutor's office is clearly in bed with the crooked police department).
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

A fox named "Tigger"

02/07/09
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Should Hollywood stop making chick flicks?

02/07/09
ma-HER!

It is a pretty good article that supports its arguements with evidence and examples. Let me summarize: Yes, it is time to stop making stupid chick flicks.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Self Defense video

02/06/09
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Ugg boots can damage feet/fashion sense

02/06/09
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

My ideas for staged photos set me apart from other Wedding photographers...

02/03/09
O R E O

Bride and groom standing in front of oak tree. Clasping hands, gazing at each other, and kissing.

Groom standing behind the bride, arms wrapping around her. Sun setting in background.

Bride standing in front of groom. Groom putting left forearm around bride's neck very tightly because she is his hostage. Groom waving machete and vowing that neither bride nor groom will be taken alive. Groom doesn't care anymore after his deli closed down and he owes the bank big money.


Read all the poses.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Suspect beats a police officer with his own flashlight - accidentally falls down 30 flights of stairs on his face

02/03/09
Don't beat up a cop.

Police responded to a domestic violence call and attempted to arrest Jose and Jason Batista. They proceeded to attack the arresting officer and beat him with his own flashlight. After they were finally arrested, they must have fallen down a lot before they appeared at the court to face charges. Their family is claiming police brutality but if you are dumb enough to attack an officer with his flashlight, there is no such thing as police brutality.

He's lucky this was in NY and not Miami.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze