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Umpa Lumpa charged with Obstruction of Justice

03/31/09
UMpa LUMpa!

UM-pa LUM-pa gobblety goo, they'll kill your child if he is not gooD.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Deleted "Twilight" Sex Scene

03/31/09
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Dramatic readings about Atheists from fundamentalist Christian websites

03/31/09
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Why Bush was wrong to oppose Stem Cell research - Bigger boobs for everyone!

03/29/09
Say goodbye to silocon, ladies...

UK researchers have discovered a process to use stomach fat stem cells to make women's breasts bigger. If only we hadn't squandered the last 8 years of no federal funding...
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

V. For Villanova. V. For VICTORY!

03/29/09
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Parents demand to see men's toilets before they allow marriage to their daughters

03/28/09
Nasty, but it is a toilet all the same...

Apparently, in parts of India having a toilet is just as important as having a good job to parents of soon-to-be wed brides.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals killed 2100 dogs and cats last year

03/28/09
Sorry, Rusty!

Whoops! PETA killed 95% of its adoptable pets in 2008. Now that sounds ethical.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

What Facebook will look like in a few years...

03/21/09
And you wonder why I only maintain THIS website...

How soon before Facebook clutters itself into oblivion (like MySpace did)?
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Not your typical cutesy, dolphin video

03/18/09


Check out what these dolphins can do.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Sarah Jessica Parker has apparently been wearing Marvolo Gaunt's ring

03/18/09
Ugly, veiny hands

Apparently the ring that almost took Albus Dumbledore's hand has been passed to Sarah Jessica Parker.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Sometimes, sexism is a good thing

03/18/09
Girls can be more equal than guys at this bar...

Feminists should take heart that, at THIS bar, girls have more privledges than guys.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Virginity Rates by Major

03/17/09
So much for Computer Geeks...

Well, well, well. I guess Computer Scientists AREN'T that awkward in social situations. If I wasn't engaged, I'd start looking for one of those Studio Arts majors...
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

If you thought encouraging anorexia is bad...

03/16/09
WOW!  It only took 3 years to develop those sexy CANKLES!

The whole worship of Ana (short for anorexia) has got nothing on Dimensions Magazine where they love to encourage MORBID OBESITY! Check out this thread where people post their thin vs fat pics! (the above picture is commented on in post #83)
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Behold the face of Dr. Claw

03/16/09
Yep.  That's it.  I had imagined some kind of metal cat face or something...

This is the Dr. Claw action figure released in 1992. It is near the top of my life's worst let-downs. Matthew Broderick is no longer the worst thing about Inspector Gadget.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

The Truth will not set you free

03/16/09
The fact that it is true, doesn't mean you can't be sued...

Massachusetts has done it again! By ruling that a company can be guilty of "libel" (the written form of "slander") even though they wrote the truth, the US Court of Appeals for the First Circuit in Boston has set the First Amendment back over 100 years. Basically what happened was that Alan S. Noonan was fired from Staples for lieing on expense reports (essentially stealing) and for some reason, one of the higher ups decided to email 1500 employees why he was fired. The judges on the appeals court applied a 1902 law that defines "actual malice" as being mean, instead of applying the 1964 law that every other court in country uses which defines "actual malice" as disregarding the truth.

But wait...does that mean that Alan is going to sue me next?
Category: Massachusetts
Posted by: sleze

THERE HE IS - HERO OF THE WEEK!

03/13/09
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Billy Graham finally admits he runs a cult

03/13/09
“The less reasonable a cult is, the more men seek to establish it by force”

Billy Graham says, "One characteristic of cults is that they strongly believe they alone are right in their beliefs and everyone else is wrong."

Well at least it's clear to everyone now.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

How cold cool would it be to own a sled dog team?

03/13/09
How could you NOT love a husky?

Sierra seems to have racist views against Huskies. It is too bad that she never met Queenie, the prettiest of all dogs.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

OMG - I MUST have this toilet

03/12/09



I give you, the greatest toilet - EVER!
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Scientists have concluded that the better your reaction time, the longer you live

03/12/09
It's about reaction time - I was faster off the line...

"People's reaction times are a far better indicator of their chances of living a long life than their blood pressure, exercise levels or weight, researchers have discovered."

So the final outcome of the race is not nearly as important as me beating Paul off the line (of which, there are no pictures).
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

If Charlie Brown were set in Sin City

03/12/09
Good Grief...

Would the molesting bishop dialogue be, "Wa WA wa WA WA WA WA wa..."?

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Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

A hockey fight like YOU'VE NEVER SEEN!

03/11/09
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

How the religious right view funding for stem cell research

03/11/09
AHHHH! It's made of dead babies!

Courtesy of HolyTaco.com.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

So why is Africa a shithole? Bono, apparently...

03/11/09
Where the despots have no name...

Dambisa Moyo is a Zambian economist with a Masters degree from Harvard and a PhD in economics from Oxford University. Her new book, Dead Aid, claims that the reason Africa's economy sucks is because of rampant western aid. We are kind of doing the opposite of the old saying. Instead of teaching Africa to fish, we are just giving them the fish and putting the African fisherman out of business. As a result, they never become self sufficient. Also the vast marjority of the financial aid that Bono raises goes to despots and dictators.

Basically, Dambisa Moyo is the African Ayn Rand. Dead Aid is being released in a week or so and can be ordered at Amazon. I will probably get it.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

How did I miss THIS rant?

03/10/09
Below is a letter sent from the president of GM to its vendors which encourages them to write their politicians to bail out the Big-3:

Dear Employee,

Next week, Congress and the current Administration will determine whether to provide immediate support to the domestic auto industry to help it through one of the most difficult economic times in our nation's history. Your elected officials must hear from all of us now on why this support is critical to our continuing the progress we began prior to the global financial crisis. As an employee, you have a lot at stake and continue to be one of our most effective and passionate voices. I know GM can count on you to have your voice heard.

Thank you for your urgent action and ongoing support.

Troy Clarke
President
General Motors North America


Here is the beginning of the response of one of the vendors:

In response to your request to call legislators and ask for a bailout for the United States automakers please consider the following, and please also pass this onto Troy Clark, the president of General Motors North America for me.

You are both infected with the same entitlement mentality that has bred like cancerous germs in UAW halls for the last countless decades, and whose plague is now sweeping the nation, awaiting our new "messiah" to wave his magical wand and make all our problems go away, while at the same time allowing our once great nation to keep "living the dream".

The dream is over!


Read the rest of the absolutely true rant.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

The extent of my balloon animal expertise

03/10/09
Make a BICYCLE, clown!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Video footage of Octo-mom giving birth to 8 babies

03/10/09
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

I told you that little dogs were gay...

03/09/09
He isn't named "Bear" for nothing...

Wait...what do YOU think what this dog is doing looks like?
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Lisa Lampanelli at the Comedy Roast of Larry The Cable Guy

03/09/09


Watch the whole thing for her racist jokes but fast forward to the 0:43 mark to see her deliver the best joke ever.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

The Buffalo Bills have been diagnosed with Cancer

03/08/09
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

If Browsers were women

03/06/09
Opera FTW!

See what YOUR browser would be like, if it were a chick.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Sienna Miller explains a facial scar she got from fighting Sarah Jessica Parker

03/06/09
Sierra is a much more normal name than Sienna.  Stop confusing the two!

Sierra, you'll get a kick out of this story. Everyone else can skip it.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

If women ruled the world

03/05/09
What is the hair to foot ratio?

See the other things that would be different if women ruled the world.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

The Canadian version of welfare: The Ontario Human Rights Commission

03/04/09
Why should you assume I have common sense?? PAY ME!

So here is how to never work in Canada:

1 - Call yourself a pre-op transsexual
2 - Apply for a membership at a women's only exercise club and get denied
3 - Sue them for violating your human rights
4 - Profit
5 - Rinse/Repeat

And people say the US is loaded with frivilous lawsuits...
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Little girls take notice - these shoes will make you sexy...crippled

03/03/09
I'll tell you what I want...what I really, really want! A good set of Doc Martins.  OUCH!

Are these the you'll be wearing at the wedding, Sierra? Click here to see her head-to-toe in the heels (all 6'11" of her).
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

My dad always said that there are some guys that will bang a door knob if they get the chance...

03/03/09
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Archeologists may have found the actual Garden of Eden

03/03/09
So Barbara Eden had a garden to create the world in?

Sorry Bible beaters. It looks like the real Garden of Eden existed 12,000 years ago - WAY before Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a dinosaur.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

15 yard penalty for excessive celebration

03/02/09
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Kids are most influenced by their deadbeat relatives...

03/02/09
Shitter's full!

Here's another good reason to keep your idiot relatives from visiting. A scientific study supports the idea that youths are most influenced by negative family members. So tell your cousin Eddie to get his shit together if he ever wants to meet your kids.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

How to spot religion disguised as science

03/02/09
Touched by his noodly appendage...

A science magazine editor details the telltale signs that creationists and religious fundamentalists are trying to inject religion into science:

- The term "scientific materialism"
- If an author describes the mind, or any biological system for that matter, as "irreducibly complex"
- The term "Darwinism"
- If an author wishes for 'academic freedom', it is usually code for 'the acceptance of creationism'

Read the article.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze