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Georgia candidate doesn't think minor discretions from his youth will hurt his chances at election

04/30/09
NAY LIKE A DONKEY!!

Would you call sex with a mule a small discretion?

Excerpt:

"Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

Read all about the barn sex.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

How the current Swine Flu pandemic started

04/28/09
Squeel like a PIG! -COUGH-
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

I can't believe it's Chinese Knock-offs!

04/27/09
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Spanish launch inquisition of Guantanamo Bay

04/26/09
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Science finally proves what we have known all along - Tofu makes you a girly man

04/26/09
Look at your GIRLY hair!

Scientific studies show that eating Tofu will lower testosterone levels.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Sir Mix-a-Lot sells out

04/19/09
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Upcoming Matthew McConaughey movie posters

04/18/09
Alriiight, ALLriiiiight!

It's not really Matthew McConaughey until you see his naked abs. Check out the rest of his upcoming movie posters.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Look at how gay marriage is hurting these dear people...hey wait a sec...

04/09/09


I'm a Calfornia doctor. I'm a Massachusetts parent. I'm a Rhode Island police officer. We have a rainbow coalition. A storm is coming. Wait...wait. Let's look at the audition tape.



I guess the marriage coalition couldn't actually find a California doctor or a Massachusetts parent to speak out against gay marriage.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

This is not the Wedding Website

04/04/09
Nothing to see here

Please re-read the invitation. Although Mawwage is a category of my blog, it is NOT the wedding website. If you are still having problems, call us.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Where are the wrestlers of our youth?

04/04/09
World Wildlife Foundation my ASS!

Ever wonder what happend to The HonkeyTonk Man? The Ultimate Warrior? How about Paul Bearer? Wonder no more.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Manatee Community College upsets Pittsburgh Pirates Farm Team using the Eric strategy

04/04/09
Pittsburgh, OH

I told Paul about this strategy YEARS ago. Basically, you use a rotation of 9 closers and have each one pitch one inning. That is how Manatee CC was able to upset a "professional" baseball team 6-4.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

GREATEST Star Wars product EVER

04/02/09
It will keep you warm until Han can build a shelter...

Among the plethora of phoney news stories and product announcements on April Fool's Day was the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag. But because of its AWESOMENESS(and the overwhelming interest from Star Wars geeks), the website that featured it is actually approaching Lucasarts to sell REAL ones.

ATTN Tauntaun Fanatics! Due to an overwhelming tsunami of requests from YOU THE PEOPLE, we have decided to TRY and bring this to life. We have no clue if the suits at Lucasfilms will grant little ThinkGeek a license, nor do we know how much it would ultimately retail for. But if you are interested in ever owning one of these, click the link below and we'll try!

AWESOME!
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Fat chicks should stop using the Pill to avoid strokes

04/02/09
Put the pill down...and the bon bons...

It's not like they have any reason to stay ON the Pill...
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Now THIS is the type of book I would have read in school

04/01/09
All classics need brain hungry zombies

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies features the original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie action. Pre-order it now at Amazon.com. No seriously, it is a real book.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze