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Lost my C: - missing a LOT of files

05/31/09
Hasta la Vista...files

Soooo...my c: folded on Thursday and after running diagnostics on it for the last 24 hours, I have given up on all the porn files on that drive. Luckily all of "My Documents," photos, movies and financial data was on other drives. Unluckily, ALL my friggin email was stored on the c: and I lost the last two years worth of emails.

So if your email address has changed in the last few years, why not send me an email so I can update my address book?
Category: Administrative
Posted by: sleze

Professor in Human Nutrition actually blames fat people for being fat!

05/30/09
Hero doctor

Professor John Birkbeck finally calls bullshit on fat people who blame everyone but the person stuffing their faces with bon bons for their being fat. He says people blaming the environment are lieing to themselves since "You do not see fat people in concentration camps. Why? Because they get hardly anything to eat and they have to do a lot of work." He goes on to say that a good way to keep people from being obese would be to make them social pariahs like smokers. He doesn't stop there but I don't want to take ALL the good parts of the actual article away (like people being shot if they become obese).

Not her fault

Amazingly, some people have a problem with his statements.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

How to shave your balls - by Gillette

05/30/09
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

I guess I have a long way to go before I am famous...

05/30/09
Perhaps I should release a sex tape...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

The stuff that Star Wars wet dreams are made of...

05/29/09
Ok, I'm done.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

This is how they do bachelor parties in Kentucky

05/24/09
Poppin' Moms

I guess I am glad we don't live in Kentucky...although the gun range would have been cool.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

IT workers make the best lovers

05/22/09
OH! OH! OH!

According to a survey of 2,000 men and women in the UK, IT workers (like myself) make the best lovers. Looks like neither Sierra nor myself will be heading to the UK any time soon.

Of course, if you are looking for long duration but crappy sex, get with a fitness expert.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

True love meets Youtube

05/18/09
Ben Ryan is a muscle guy who misses Loren. He made this cheesy, maybe-gay, horrible video for her. There's about 30 seconds of "awwww" at the 5 minute mark but the rest is just awful.



Well, thanks to the internet, we have discovered his REAL identity. CAPTAIN AMERICA!!

Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Preakness attendance down 30% from last year

05/18/09
Sober people don't car about horse racing

Organizers claim it definately does NOT have to do with the ban on BYOB. Good money is on NASCAR to NOT follow in the Preakness's footsteps.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Madonna to marry Jesus

05/18/09
Taboo in real life!

I know I haven't updated in a while but I am slammed at work. Hopefully I will have lots and lots of freetime after I the wedding, right? RIGHT?? Anyways, Madonna is marrying Jesus, thus, affirming the southern way of life.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze