Soooo...my c: folded on Thursday and after running diagnostics on it for the last 24 hours, I have given up on all the porn files on that drive. Luckily all of "My Documents," photos, movies and financial data was on other drives. Unluckily, ALL my friggin email was stored on the c: and I lost the last two years worth of emails.

So if your email address has changed in the last few years, why not send me an email so I can update my address book?

Professor John Birkbeck finally calls bullshit on fat people who blame everyone but the person stuffing their faces with bon bons for their being fat. He says people blaming the environment are lieing to themselves since "You do not see fat people in concentration camps. Why? Because they get hardly anything to eat and they have to do a lot of work." He goes on to say that a good way to keep people from being obese would be to make them social pariahs like smokers. He doesn't stop there but I don't want to take ALL the good parts of the actual article away (like people being shot if they become obese).



Amazingly, some people have a problem with his statements.

I guess I am glad we don't live in Kentucky...although the gun range would have been cool.

According to a survey of 2,000 men and women in the UK, IT workers (like myself) make the best lovers. Looks like neither Sierra nor myself will be heading to the UK any time soon.

Of course, if you are looking for long duration but crappy sex, get with a fitness expert.

Ben Ryan is a muscle guy who misses Loren. He made this cheesy, maybe-gay, horrible video for her. There's about 30 seconds of "awwww" at the 5 minute mark but the rest is just awful.



Well, thanks to the internet, we have discovered his REAL identity. CAPTAIN AMERICA!!

Organizers claim it definately does NOT have to do with the ban on BYOB. Good money is on NASCAR to NOT follow in the Preakness's footsteps.

I know I haven't updated in a while but I am slammed at work. Hopefully I will have lots and lots of freetime after I the wedding, right? RIGHT?? Anyways, Madonna is marrying Jesus, thus, affirming the southern way of life.