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Frank - How do I add fruit fly peptide to my sperm?

09/30/09
Is there anything that Drosophila melanogaster can't do?

Scientists have discovered that fruit fly sperm is coated in a sexual peptide that has an unusual property. After sex, it compels the female fruit fly to gather food. AWESOME!
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Don't arrest a relative of a Venice, FL Policeman if you know what's good for ya...

09/28/09
Loyalty, above all else <s>except honor</s>

So here's what happened. Venice Police officer Michael Frassetti arrested Joshua Rose for drunk driving on May 28, 2008. Joshua Rose's uncle/cousin (it is somehow unclear) is Lieutenant Mike Rose...Frassetti's immediate supervisor. On June 4, Lieutenant Mike Rose informed officer Michael Frassetti that he was under investigation for deleting police files. Turns out that while said files are missing, the IT system of the Venice PD is so bad that often files are screwed up or deleted quite often...but that doesn't stop the prosecution of what appears to be a good cop.

So the moral of the story here is that there are a few police that are corrupt that will lie and cheat to get their way. In doing this, they make ALL police look corrupt. Maybe the police should kick the bad cops out?

Update: Part 2 of the investigation.
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

What happens when Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts go camping together

09/25/09
That's Hot!

I must own those holders!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

A prank that wouldn't amuse Sierra

09/25/09
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Why you should be careful with your abbreviations on Facebook

09/24/09
Never brag about blowing 2 trannys.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Sierra's 26th Birthday Cake?

09/22/09
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

PETA wins the award for the worlds WORST blog name

09/21/09
What are they playing at...err...with?

The name of PETA's blog? The PETA Files. Say it slowly a few times...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Attention Criminals - Welford, SC is your Nirvana

09/19/09
Like Aquaman yelling at someone on land.

Welford, SC mayor, Sallie Peake, has a new policy for her police department. Because of high workman's compensation claims police officers are no longer allowed to chase suspects of crimes if they flea - not just high speed car chases. They aren't allowed to pursue them on foot either.

This should end well.
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

What if video games were realistic?

09/16/09
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Where were you when the (first) Death Star blew up?

09/14/09
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

People in Grass Houses shouldn't get stoned (is that the saying?)

09/11/09
This is your brain on drugs...mmmm....eggs!

Wendell Aaron Searls was an actor that appeared in several anti-drug commercials on TV and Youtube. Well, on Wednesday, he was arrested for growing pot with the intent to sell.

(And yeah, I was not clever enough to come up with that headline. I got it from Fark.com.)
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Since Hollywood is out of ideas, here are some new ways to reboot old shows...

09/10/09
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

A Tribute to John Stockton

09/09/09
No! JOHN STOCKTON is the Best Point Guard EVER

John Stockton, the all-time NBA leader in assists and steals, will be inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame by the second greatest true point guard ever, Isiah Thomas. To put his statistical accomplishments into perspective, he had 15,806 assists and 3,265 steals. The #2 assists leader was Marc Jackson with 10,334 assists and the #2 steals leader was Michael Jordan with only 2,514 steals.

He was an incredibly clutch shooter (watch the highlight videos), a tenacious defender, set picks better than most big men (because he usually cheated) and wore the shortest shorts in modern basketball. He was also selected as one of the 50 greatest basketball players of all time, was co-MVP of the NBA all-star game (he was a 10 time All-Star) and was a member of the original Dream Team - arguably the greatest team in the history of ALL sports. John Stockton was the greatest pure point guard of all time. He was (and still is) my basketball idol and he was always the player I imagined I was when I was playing.

And Jordan still pushed off...



Watch the hand on Brian Russell's ass at the 10 second mark.
Category: Philly Bias
Posted by: sleze

Dog vs Alligator = Alligator wins

09/08/09
Get him, Gary!

Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Korean Baseball Fight

09/05/09


While I admire them for trying to pick up the American sport, they just haven't gotten everything right...
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Alcoholic animals

09/04/09
Meoooo--BURP!

See more drunken animals. The last one is perfect...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

What should we expect now that Disney owns Marvel?

09/04/09
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Cash4Gold doesn't like it when you expose the things that they do...

09/04/09
Don't you DARE shine the light on me!

The always sharp consumerist.com is currently being sued for posting the 10 Confessions of a Cash4Gold employee. Basically it details how Cash4Gold tricks offers you much lower cash for your gold than local gold dealers. Well Cash4Gold is not happy when anyone actually exposes their business model.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

In Indiana, cops can force a tube up your wee wee without any real evidence!

09/03/09
OW OW OW!!!

Indiana Police Officer Brian Miller pulled over Jamie Lockard under suspicion of DUI. Although he passed the breathalizer, Brian didn't like him so he arrested detained Jamie, took him to a hospital and forced him to give a urine sample. How do you force someone to give a urine sample? Well you don't do it by running the bathroom faucet.

Oh yeah...he passed that test too so the good officer charged him with obstruction of justice for not having a blood alcohol content over the legal limit...or something like that.

Attention good cops! Get rid of these BAD cops and you won't get grouped in with Bullies like Brian Miller.
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

What if Hollywood taught science?

09/02/09
The second example is way better

See more examples of Hollywood science.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

And the award for the most offensive Ads goes to...

09/01/09
So that's what happened to his nose...

..Humo - A Belgian Magazine. Click here to see more offensive Humo Ads.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze