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People don't often think about what happens AFTER the movie ends (like the fact that Jasmine is Persian - aka IRANIAN!).
Yet another shining example of how the Georgetown basketball program turns incredibly talented players into perennial sore-losers. (Patrick Ewing nods accordingly)
Here's a few things that girls learn from the Twilight Saga:
10. Even though you have no intention of dating an alternative male who expresses interest in you, it is fine to string the young man along for months.
14. If the boy you are in love with causes you (even indirectly) to be so badly beaten you end up in the hospital, you should tell the doctors and your family that you “fell down the steps” because you are such a silly, clumsy girl.
Read them all.
A few days ago, I posted about a local Service Employees International Union protesting an Eagle Scout project because it does for free what the union
I will now invoke Fight Club: "We are your doctors; your lawyers; your marketers; your engineers; your astronauts; your presidents. Don't FUCK with us."
Don't forget to speak out of the side of your mouth.
The Service Employees International Union of Allentown, PA is up in arms over Kevin Anderson's Eagle Scout project to clear a path in a local park. The article goes on to paraphrase Nick Balzano, president of the local SEIU, as basically saying that "No one except union members may pick up a hoe or shovel, plant a flower or clear a walking path."
There was no word as to whether Kevin has found a horse head in his bed yet.
Besides the whole "neither of us knows what we're doing" part, there is another concern you should PROBABLY know about before you get married. Is your virgin wife going to be allergic to your sperm?
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