Salati the leopard and Tommy the dog are best friends. Gary wants a Lynx!

Anri Suzuki is a schoolteacher that is so upset about the Japanese Rape of Naning, she offers sex to her Chinese students. If only Frau Robinson was upset about the Battle of the Bulge...

Have a good weekend, everyone.

This is why the rest of the world doesn't take Islam seriously.

In the strict interpretation of Islam that exists in Saudi Arabia, women should never interact with men that they are unrelated to. To solve this, a fatwa was issued stating that women should breastfeed unrelated men who they interact with so that they can be considered "related." This has caused a debate among Islamic scholars (as you might imagine) regarding HOW men should receive the milk (which you NEVER would have imagined). Some think that men should drink it from a cup while the cooler scholars think men should suckle straight from the breast (NOW we're talkin!).

Sierra will never let me work in Saudi Arabia now...