Delaying sex makes for a more satisfying and stable relationship later on, new research finds. It's not a slam dunk (just like not all couples that have sex on the first date fail) but you get better odds if you wait a bit.

People are scratching their heads wondering why the feds are only giving defendants limited access to a black book that contains information on all the Johns. The sections they are allowed to see are in the 313 and 734 area codes (poor areas). For some reason, they are protecting not permitting the release of the Johns in the 248 area code and Oakland County.

Can YOU think of a reason?

Who'd have thunk it? A study of recent proposed teacher layoffs in Washington state shows that the practice of layoffs being based on seniority, as most union contracts require, get rid of some of the best/most needed teachers. Naturally, teachers union reps have a problem with its conclusions.

Thanks to Union contracts, stagehands at Carnegie Hall, who...you know...move chairs for musicians and stuff, make between $327k and $422k per year. And people complain about federal employees making too much money.

Leon Walker suspected that his wife, Clara, was cheating on him. Upon reading some steamy emails, he discovers that she is sleeping with her second husband (Leon was #3). It turns out that husband #2 was arrested for beating Clara up in front of her son with husband #1. So Leon (Husband #3) sent the emails to husband #1, who promptly filed an emergency motion to obtain custody of the kid. So did the assistant district attorney begin an investigation of Clara and husband #2 to see if the child was endangered? No. The Oakland County Prosecutor, Jessica Cooper, proudly charged Leon as a hacker using the law that was written to prosecute people hacking the government and identity thieves.

Glad to see that Jessica Cooper is tackling dangerous criminals like Leon. /sarcasm off

Butts County Sheriff Gene Pope wants to levy a $150-per-year fee against registered sex offenders in the county, to pay for the costs incurred to keep track of them.

I hope all your Christmas gifts are working better than his blackberry.

Barry Farber is against gays in the military. That opinion in and of itself is a valid one (people are generally for or against it). The problem I have with his arguement is that he makes the following statement in support of the old ways:

"All through history, heterosexual male soldiers have chased skirts and bedded them down, willingly or otherwise. In the military today, sexual activity between men and women is off the charts. Try to get the honest pregnancy figures from any branch of the military. In the military, sexuality tends to assert itself. Yet you will be jeered off the stage if you hold up the possibility of homosexual misbehavior in the military. Political correctness, you see, teaches us that straight people are the ones who get naked and crawl all over each other."

Willingly or otherwise? I included the other sentances to show that I wasn't taking it out of context. Barry Farber seems to be celebrating the misconception that soldiers are rapists. But having gays serve is bad.

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I bought the Inspiron because Costco had a very, VERY good price for all the features that comes with it (including warranty). I figured I would just buy a decent video card and be done with it. So I bought a SAPPHIRE 100315L Radeon HD 6850 but soon discovered that the 580 comes with a very underpowered (by today's standards) power supply (250w). I found tons of articles about its weak power supply and a few recommendations but nothing about the COOLER MASTER Silent Pro M700. I have had very good experiences with Cooler Master stuff in the past so I bit without any testimonials that it actually worked together. Although it fits VERY snuggly (the spring tabs that hold the OEM power supply in place can't latch onto the M700) it worked just fine.

Well now when Google crawls my website, other people will know that:

"The Dell Inspiron 580 is compatible with the COOLER MASTER Silent Pro M700 and together they can support the SAPPHIRE 100315L Radeon HD 6850 just fine.

Beetroot juice, known to enable athletes to exercise 16 percent longer, may also help the elderly or those with heart/lung conditions. I just wanted to post Beetrootjuice!Beetrootjuice!Beetrootjuice!

...and hilarity ensues. Someone get Kristina to give us some sort of translation.

Iranian film director, Jafar Panahi, was sentanced to 6 years in prison for acting and propaganda against the system. His lawyer, had this to say, "Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. Jafar. Jafar! Get a grip!"

The University of Kansas is offering a scientific survey that will predict what type of flirt you are. There are 5 categories: Physical, Traditional, Polite, Sincere and Playful.

Here's how I scored:
- Physical - 70-80%
- Traditional - 30-40%
- Polite - 10-20%
- Sincere - 50-60%
- Playful - 50-60%

Here's what it says about my last (current) relationship:
"In your last serious relationship, it was somewhat likely that you:
- Felt attracted right away.
- Were successful when you flirted using your body language."

Pretty accurate, right Sierra? And BTW - That pic is from many, many years ago ;)

Potential 2012 Presidential candidate, Haley Barbour, has a unique perspective on the whole civil rights movement in the 60s in Mississippi. His allegedly racist comments could in no way come back to haunt him.

Merry Christmas!

Yeah...both tenors couldn't balance out all 50 sopranos...

Sonic booms cause male crocodiles to get horny.

I would never have suspected it...

See more Potter Pocket Puppet Pals Chrimas wishes.

Help out a friend of the site by watching Gianmarc's jingle here and then "liking" it on Facebook. If he wins, he gets free tacos! And who wouldn't like free tacos??