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Yet another study proves that delaying sex leads to better/more stable relationships

12/29/10
Typical Happily Married Couple
Delaying sex makes for a more satisfying and stable relationship later on, new research finds. It's not a slam dunk (just like not all couples that have sex on the first date fail) but you get better odds if you wait a bit.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Feds bust prostitution ring - will release names from poor areas only for some reason...

12/29/10
Why would the feds want to protect the rich?
People are scratching their heads wondering why the feds are only giving defendants limited access to a black book that contains information on all the Johns. The sections they are allowed to see are in the 313 and 734 area codes (poor areas). For some reason, they are protecting not permitting the release of the Johns in the 248 area code and Oakland County.

Can YOU think of a reason?
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Study shows that teacher layoffs based on seniority are bad for students

12/28/10
Sister Mary Elephant

Who'd have thunk it? A study of recent proposed teacher layoffs in Washington state shows that the practice of layoffs being based on seniority, as most union contracts require, get rid of some of the best/most needed teachers. Naturally, teachers union reps have a problem with its conclusions.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

How to make $327,257 plus benefits in NYC? Just become a stagehand...

12/28/10
You sayin' I ain't workin'?

Thanks to Union contracts, stagehands at Carnegie Hall, who...you know...move chairs for musicians and stuff, make between $327k and $422k per year. And people complain about federal employees making too much money.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Man discovers wife is cheating on him by reading her email...is promptly charged with computer hacking

12/27/10
Sometimes, the evidence speaks for itself.

Leon Walker suspected that his wife, Clara, was cheating on him. Upon reading some steamy emails, he discovers that she is sleeping with her second husband (Leon was #3). It turns out that husband #2 was arrested for beating Clara up in front of her son with husband #1. So Leon (Husband #3) sent the emails to husband #1, who promptly filed an emergency motion to obtain custody of the kid. So did the assistant district attorney begin an investigation of Clara and husband #2 to see if the child was endangered? No. The Oakland County Prosecutor, Jessica Cooper, proudly charged Leon as a hacker using the law that was written to prosecute people hacking the government and identity thieves.

Glad to see that Jessica Cooper is tackling dangerous criminals like Leon. /sarcasm off
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Sheriff proposes fee for Sex Offenders to stay in Butts

12/27/10
Sounds like the sheriff is REALLY running out of ways to raise money

Butts County Sheriff Gene Pope wants to levy a $150-per-year fee against registered sex offenders in the county, to pay for the costs incurred to keep track of them.
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

My Blackberry is not working!

12/27/10


I hope all your Christmas gifts are working better than his blackberry.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Merry Christmas from the Grandmother who reads 50 Cent's Tweets

12/25/10
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Is Barry Farber in support of GIs raping women??

12/24/10
This is why gays shouldn't be in the military...

Barry Farber is against gays in the military. That opinion in and of itself is a valid one (people are generally for or against it). The problem I have with his arguement is that he makes the following statement in support of the old ways:

"All through history, heterosexual male soldiers have chased skirts and bedded them down, willingly or otherwise. In the military today, sexual activity between men and women is off the charts. Try to get the honest pregnancy figures from any branch of the military. In the military, sexuality tends to assert itself. Yet you will be jeered off the stage if you hold up the possibility of homosexual misbehavior in the military. Political correctness, you see, teaches us that straight people are the ones who get naked and crawl all over each other."

Willingly or otherwise? I included the other sentances to show that I wasn't taking it out of context. Barry Farber seems to be celebrating the misconception that soldiers are rapists. But having gays serve is bad.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

For the gifts, Christmas morning is a massacre...

12/24/10
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Inspiron 580 is compatible with COOLER MASTER Silent Pro M700

12/23/10
Beginner CPU


I bought the Inspiron because Costco had a very, VERY good price for all the features that comes with it (including warranty). I figured I would just buy a decent video card and be done with it. So I bought a SAPPHIRE 100315L Radeon HD 6850 but soon discovered that the 580 comes with a very underpowered (by today's standards) power supply (250w). I found tons of articles about its weak power supply and a few recommendations but nothing about the COOLER MASTER Silent Pro M700. I have had very good experiences with Cooler Master stuff in the past so I bit without any testimonials that it actually worked together. Although it fits VERY snuggly (the spring tabs that hold the OEM power supply in place can't latch onto the M700) it worked just fine.

Well now when Google crawls my website, other people will know that:

"The Dell Inspiron 580 is compatible with the COOLER MASTER Silent Pro M700 and together they can support the SAPPHIRE 100315L Radeon HD 6850 just fine.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Beetroot Juice is good for geriatric activity. Beetrootjuice!Beetrootjuice!Beetrootjuice!

12/23/10
Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica!

Beetroot juice, known to enable athletes to exercise 16 percent longer, may also help the elderly or those with heart/lung conditions. I just wanted to post Beetrootjuice!Beetrootjuice!Beetrootjuice!
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

So a reporter interviews a goat...

12/23/10


...and hilarity ensues. Someone get Kristina to give us some sort of translation.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Iran sentances Jafar to 6 years for plotting against the Sultan Alladin Ahmadinejad

12/22/10
Don't tell ME to shut up!

Iranian film director, Jafar Panahi, was sentanced to 6 years in prison for acting and propaganda against the system. His lawyer, had this to say, "Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. Jafar. Jafar! Get a grip!"
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

What Kind of Flirt are you?

12/21/10
This was many, many years ago...
The University of Kansas is offering a scientific survey that will predict what type of flirt you are. There are 5 categories: Physical, Traditional, Polite, Sincere and Playful.

Here's how I scored:
- Physical - 70-80%
- Traditional - 30-40%
- Polite - 10-20%
- Sincere - 50-60%
- Playful - 50-60%

Here's what it says about my last (current) relationship:
"In your last serious relationship, it was somewhat likely that you:
- Felt attracted right away.
- Were successful when you flirted using your body language."


Pretty accurate, right Sierra? And BTW - That pic is from many, many years ago ;)
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Haley Barbour on segregation in the South, "I just don't remember it as being that bad."

12/21/10
Zipadeedooda! Zipadeeay! Back of the bus...with all you coloreds!

Potential 2012 Presidential candidate, Haley Barbour, has a unique perspective on the whole civil rights movement in the 60s in Mississippi. His allegedly racist comments could in no way come back to haunt him.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Support the Muggle version of the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare

12/20/10


Merry Christmas!
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Why I loved being in a choir - Flash Mob Hallelujah Chorus at the Orlando International Airport

12/19/10


Yeah...both tenors couldn't balance out all 50 sopranos...
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Crocodiles are horny for Guile

12/19/10
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Scientists prove that cute redheads are total sluts

12/17/10
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Merry Christmas from Pocket Puppet Pal Lord Voldemort

12/17/10
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Sorry I have been slacking so much. Here is a dose of Random Wacky Shit to make up for it.

12/17/10
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Who needs a plane to skydive?

12/16/10
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Support Gianmarc's Jingle for Tacos!

12/05/10
Gianmarc like Tacos!

Help out a friend of the site by watching Gianmarc's jingle here and then "liking" it on Facebook. If he wins, he gets free tacos! And who wouldn't like free tacos??
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze