The Navy will have its next generation laser installed on ships in the 2020s. Chairface Chippendale had no comment.

The Alexandra Wallace love song!

Apparently obese kid syndrome is spreading to China (along with bad parenting) .

"Hao's mother Chen Yuan comments: 'We have to let him be as if we don't feed him he will cry non-stop'."

I WAS RIGHT! While the TSA's original estimates on what the see-through-your-clothes X-Ray machines emitted were benign, they refused to release any safety information about the scanners. Well, now they have been forced to admit their own testing was flawed.

The Indian navy captures 61 pirates in Arabian Sea. What did you think I meant?

Earl and Valentine were unavailable for comment.

Men. I highly recommend that you watch this video so that you can make a plum cake for your special someone. Women need not watch.

This is an interesting read with a unique interpretation of white evangelicals' political positions. Excerpt:

Jesus unambiguously preached mercy and forgiveness. These are supposed to be cardinal virtues of the Christian faith. And yet Evangelicals are the most supportive of the death penalty, draconian sentencing, punitive punishment over rehabilitation, and the governmental use of torture.

Read the whole article.

See more pics from the National Geographic show "How hard can it be?"