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Navy's new laser can burn through 2000 feet of steel...per second

03/30/11
It is supposed to say "Chairface"
The Navy will have its next generation laser installed on ships in the 2020s. Chairface Chippendale had no comment.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Ching Chong! (It means I love you)

03/25/11
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Korin from DBZ reincarnated as a 132lbs 3-year old

03/23/11
Fat Cat

Apparently obese kid syndrome is spreading to China (along with bad parenting) .

"Hao's mother Chen Yuan comments: 'We have to let him be as if we don't feed him he will cry non-stop'."
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

The TSA admits to UNDER-estimating the amount of radiation their X-rays do by a factor of 10

03/16/11
Not only is it child porn, it will give you cancer

I WAS RIGHT! While the TSA's original estimates on what the see-through-your-clothes X-Ray machines emitted were benign, they refused to release any safety information about the scanners. Well, now they have been forced to admit their own testing was flawed.
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Indians beat the Pirates 61-0

03/14/11
Always a blowout
The Indian navy captures 61 pirates in Arabian Sea. What did you think I meant?
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Man found dead near TOP of 1,000-foot radio tower

03/09/11
What scared him up that tower?
Earl and Valentine were unavailable for comment.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

How to make a Plum cake

03/09/11


Men. I highly recommend that you watch this video so that you can make a plum cake for your special someone. Women need not watch.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Do white evangelicals love Jesus but hate his message?

03/08/11
Jesus was a great guy...but his message was WAY off

This is an interesting read with a unique interpretation of white evangelicals' political positions. Excerpt:

Jesus unambiguously preached mercy and forgiveness. These are supposed to be cardinal virtues of the Christian faith. And yet Evangelicals are the most supportive of the death penalty, draconian sentencing, punitive punishment over rehabilitation, and the governmental use of torture.

Read the whole article.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

"Up" was based on true story

03/07/11
Cartoons are real

See more pics from the National Geographic show "How hard can it be?"
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Meep Meep! meepmeepmeepmeepmeepmeepmeepmeepmeep...

03/06/11
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze