Please stop comparing a 5.8 magnitude earthquake to terrorists killing 5,000 Americans.

An unnamed man was arrested for attempting to export bear arms to China.

See more poor animals.

Because now the UK Government will buy her (the mom) a larger house. Think I am just making an unfair assumption? These are Janis Keaveney's own words regarding her daughter Soya's pregnancy:

"Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies. Once the new baby comes the council will have to find us a place with four or five bedrooms. We've already started packing. Soya's very much against abortion and there was never any doubt she would keep her baby."

Janis was also the mother of the year runner-up in 2008 when she allowed young Soya to pose for sexy bikini pics (above) at age 12. She adds this on her daughter's potential at being a good mom:

"I'm sure she'll make a wonderful mum and will teach her children discipline like I have."

There are a LOT of other quoted gems in this article that I left out about her boyfriends sleeping over and being in clubs as age 7 and kissing contests at bars...but it's better to read the whole article.

Steve Swatton has been banned from visiting Charles Bronson, "the most violent prisoner in Britain," because prison officials are concerned he might try to swap places with him.

The Texas Rangers will erect a statue in honor of depicting Shannon Stone falling to his death.

John Schneider, a former tenured teacher at Calvin "College," was asked to quit by the college over the paper he wrote that suggested genetics and science might just conflict with the literal interpretation of the book of Genesis. Genesis, of course, has two different creation stories so...you know...they should both be accepted literally.

A quadriplegic man (you know...someone who can't use his arms or legs) died when he didn't pull his rip-cord while skydiving. Investigators believe it may be related to his paralysis.