Chinese authorities are throwing a fit with people named Shan because it contains a rare Chinese character that doesn't exist in most word processors. As a result, they are forcing them to change their names.

Creepy Snowglobes!

In an effort to make bullets less lethal, the EPA wants to prohibit the use of lead in the manufacturing of said bullets. Wrap your mind around that one.

From the Youtube comments:

abxxxh: Sweet jesus I'm chinese and I understand the whole thing, I'm going to dip myself into a ocean of brain bleach right now.

It is supposed to be a romantic music about boy wooing girls, but it turns out to be totally risqué, singers are bragging about their sexual prowess, trading insults against each other about physical traits, hammy jokes about 'loaded 20-shot pistol', 'drinking the gruel', and jokes of Ménage à trois. Consider youself lucky if you don't speak chinese. :(

That's the advice from this ad from Summer's Eve. This reminds me of the public service announcement: Women - Know your limits.

Joseph Wheeler was involved in a very serious car accident and woke up in Prince George's Hospital in UPPER MARLBORO, MD. He claims that when he asked for some food from the nurse, she told him he couldn't eat because of his upcoming surgery to remove a cancerous growth. Apparently they mis-identified him. When no explanation of this could convince the hospital, he attempted to leave.

The hospital rent-a-cops allegedly responded with EXTREME PREJUDICE! After his escape to a real hospital, he is suing Prince George's Hospital for $12.7 million.

Note - I can't find any other references to this story on the net so take it with a grain of salt. Generally, Courthousenews.com is a pretty reputable source.

Tiger's expected divorce is now final.

When asked about the people who called Jerome Ersland a "hero" for defending himself and killing one of his robbers, Cleta Jennings, bad mother of the dead robber, said that actually...her son is the hero. Well doesn't that reflect well on the Oklahoma city community?