Because of a bitter divorce, Susan Williams allegedly tried to pay an undercover cop to beat up her (ex) husband, Peter. When she discovered that he could just be killed for the low, low price of $20k, she upgraded (allegedly). Luckily for him, his former mafia hitman/neighbor saved the day.

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See more movies from this year's Oscars improved by Photoshop.

Better not let your dogs out if you live in the Charlotte-Mecklenburg area. Why? Just ask Will Harlee. His dogs, Ralow and Deuce, escaped his yard through a hole in the fence and they were picked up by Charlotte-Mecklenburg Animal Care and Control. He was told that he had to fix the fence before he could have his dogs back. When he did, they told him, "Oops! So sorry, we killed those dogs." (or something like that)

Charlotte-Mecklenburg Animal Care and Control can be reached at (704) 336-7600.

This is perhaps the best website to ever be dedicated to that guy in the movie who...you know...was in that show...or that other movie...his name is...well. It's THAT GUY! And if you think the above 12 is the whole list, you are sorely mistaken; I didn't even scratch the surface.

A study at the University of California Berkeley found that 3-D movies can cause eyestrain along with headaches. Well, duh! The link also includes a list of upcoming movies that could kill you.

Not only to breast implants look and feel great, they can also make you bulletproof!

Click here to see the play-by-play of Hilary Duff's acceptance of Mike Comrie's marriage proposal. Pic 4 is the important one...