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Man and wife sign contract to limit beatings to once a week - to protect HIM

12/08/09
Women are so angry

Remind me to never let Sierra take Kung Fu lessons.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Wedding Photos trickling in

07/24/09
It is true love
Click here for the link to our Wedding Album. Right now there are only the proofs from the Photographer but as I edit them and add those from others, there will be lots more coming.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Wedding Website made public!

07/15/09
Almost as good as MY groom's cake!

I scrubbed the identifying information from the Wedding Website so now...I make it public.

PS - Sierra just received the proofs from the wedding in the mail so we will be posting photos from the wedding and the Honeymoon shortly. For those of you who have photos that you would like to share, please email them in their original format (from the camera itself without editing) to photos (at) thereheis.com but instead of (at), use the @ symbol. Why didn't I just write it out? Because I am posting it to the whole world and I don't want that mailbox overloaded by offers for penis enlargement or helping out a Nigerian prince.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

This is how they do bachelor parties in Kentucky

05/24/09
Poppin' Moms

I guess I am glad we don't live in Kentucky...although the gun range would have been cool.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Look at how gay marriage is hurting these dear people...hey wait a sec...

04/09/09


I'm a Calfornia doctor. I'm a Massachusetts parent. I'm a Rhode Island police officer. We have a rainbow coalition. A storm is coming. Wait...wait. Let's look at the audition tape.



I guess the marriage coalition couldn't actually find a California doctor or a Massachusetts parent to speak out against gay marriage.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

This is not the Wedding Website

04/04/09
Nothing to see here

Please re-read the invitation. Although Mawwage is a category of my blog, it is NOT the wedding website. If you are still having problems, call us.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

My ideas for staged photos set me apart from other Wedding photographers...

02/03/09
O R E O

Bride and groom standing in front of oak tree. Clasping hands, gazing at each other, and kissing.

Groom standing behind the bride, arms wrapping around her. Sun setting in background.

Bride standing in front of groom. Groom putting left forearm around bride's neck very tightly because she is his hostage. Groom waving machete and vowing that neither bride nor groom will be taken alive. Groom doesn't care anymore after his deli closed down and he owes the bank big money.


Read all the poses.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Sierra...don't forget to invite Ashley!

01/30/09
MEEEOOOoooooowwww!

A girl showed up at her sister's wedding, uninvited, and proceeded to pull the bride's hair out. I guess that's why she wasn't invited...
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Forget your first love if you want to have any meaningful relationships afterwards...

01/19/09
My So Called First Love

Socioligists are saying that if you keep comparing all your loves to that first love, you will never have a good relationship. Sorry, Claire. I will have to forget you.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

What Women Want

01/17/09
How True...
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

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