When work slows down, the updates will return.

Soooo...my c: folded on Thursday and after running diagnostics on it for the last 24 hours, I have given up on all the porn files on that drive. Luckily all of "My Documents," photos, movies and financial data was on other drives. Unluckily, ALL my friggin email was stored on the c: and I lost the last two years worth of emails.

So if your email address has changed in the last few years, why not send me an email so I can update my address book?

After scream a gutteral "YEAH!!!!!" in the conceirge lounge after Lidge won the World Series, everyone turned and stared at me like I was a serial killer. No folks. I am from Philadelphia!

BRING ON THE PARADE!!!!!

Because of recent events, marriage is suddenly very important to me. Check out the past articles I have posted that have been re-categorized as Mawwage.

About two or three weeks ago I mistakenly attempted to mass-delete spam comments and as a result, I totally screwed up the website's photo album. The bad news is that I had to sacrifice all the comments that EVERYONE has posted. The good news is, I didn't have to completely start from scratch. So once again, all the photos are back up and ready to be viewed.

I am out of town for work and I am slow to add posts. Waaa! Everything will be back to normal on Monday.

Just remember...if we were living in the Middle East, these patriotic women would be arrested. So be proud to be an American...

Since I am tired of google and yahoo and everyone searching my homepage to find articles that are a month old, I changed the way articles are stored. Instead of the url saying thereheis.com/bblah/item=123, it will actually have real words like thereheis.com/blah/paris_hilton_is_a_whore

The old links should still work but if not, let me know.

The tech guys in Utah/Russia fixed the problem.

I am not sure why, but my gallery database is corrupt. My ISP is looking into it so stay tuned...