I said that the food was phenomenal there...I never said I liked Portuguese ice cream.

Back in MY day, all we had were letters and numbers to make computer art.

His tongue is over twice as long as the average tongue. Right now it amuses his buddies. Soon it will amuse a long list of ladies.

Ok...this is a wierd way of saying this sentence so bear with me. Tomorrow morning at 2 minutes and 3 seconds after 1am, the date and time(in the US) will be:

01:02:03 04/05/06

How about THEM apples?

Oh man...this is one for the books...

I don't know whether to hate this guy or to really, REALLY pity him. Atleast he didn't directly drink their piss...he used a cup system. BLEH!

You know it is spring when girls start showing their belly buttons!

This is NOT one of them. OUCH!

NOW you all understand why I always get my diet cokes with no ice!

Hey, who wants to go SKYDIVING!?