Because of recent events, marriage is suddenly very important to me. Check out the past articles I have posted that have been re-categorized as Mawwage.

About two or three weeks ago I mistakenly attempted to mass-delete spam comments and as a result, I totally screwed up the website's photo album. The bad news is that I had to sacrifice all the comments that EVERYONE has posted. The good news is, I didn't have to completely start from scratch. So once again, all the photos are back up and ready to be viewed.

I am out of town for work and I am slow to add posts. Waaa! Everything will be back to normal on Monday.

Just remember...if we were living in the Middle East, these patriotic women would be arrested. So be proud to be an American...

Since I am tired of google and yahoo and everyone searching my homepage to find articles that are a month old, I changed the way articles are stored. Instead of the url saying thereheis.com/bblah/item=123, it will actually have real words like thereheis.com/blah/paris_hilton_is_a_whore

The old links should still work but if not, let me know.

The tech guys in Utah/Russia fixed the problem.

I am not sure why, but my gallery database is corrupt. My ISP is looking into it so stay tuned...

Midphase, my ISP, decided it was time to move my website from one server to another. They told me there wouldn't be ANY down time. Well as you have seen, the site was COMPLETELY down a few days ago. On the right hand side, you'll notice the random pic from the gallery blurts out an error message. Well, midphase says that the script I was using in my gallery was old and corrupt. Even though it is a text file that doesn't change and was working perfectly well BEFORE the move.

Since it seems they will no longer try to fix the problem they created, I have removed the Ad for midphase from the right hand side and will have to fix the problem myself. Hopefully I will have it fixed in a few days.

UPDATE - The head support guy at Midphase, Sergey, got involved and fixed everything that was wrong. The site appears to be working perfectly again and I have restored the Midphase Ad.

BTW...I pay $7.95 a month and get 200GB of storage and 300GB of bandwidth. That's the standard package. Click the Ad to find out how YOU can have such service.

It turns out that interpol3 was actually the copyright owner of all that car advice so...I have rescinded the copyright shenanigans and removed all those posts. I hope all you potential car buyers have good memories!

I will be out of the country until Saturday. Hopefully my copyright complaints will have sorted themselves out by the time I return (with the phoneys backing down or the real owner asserting himself). In the meantime, I should have enough to keep you people entertained until I return.