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More union stuff - Yuengling rejects the Teamsters

05/31/07
That's good exploitation of the workers!

The AFL-CIO is calling for a boycott of evil Yuengling Lager. Yeah...SURE we'll stop drinking because you protect the lowest common denominators(like yesterday's teacher).
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Crazed Georgia Mom continues her futile fight to ban Harry Potter

05/31/07
Why won't they think of the CHILDREN when they make these books!?

A suburban Atlanta mother who believes the best-selling Harry Potter books promote witchcraft said Tuesday she may take her quest to ban the writings from her county schools to federal court after a state judge rejected her latest effort.
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Is the world ending in Nebraska?

05/31/07
...and DUDE...that cloud looks like...uhh...

Check out these spectacular photos of the rapture coming to Nebraska.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Great example of why teacher's unions should be abolished

05/30/07
We've all had bitches like this one...

The above pictured teacher, Sally Asnip, has been accussed of bullying students by parents...for *30* years! Everytime the issue was raised, the school district did nothing. Turns out that she is retiring anyway but this is the perfect illustration of how teacher's unions protect SHITTY TEACHERS!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

What's happening to all the bees?

05/30/07
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Should I buy these candles for the house?

05/30/07
Melted babies are cute!

Buy them here.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

10 useless appendages

05/29/07
They have wings, why?

Hot on the heals of the 8th grader who attempted to disprove evolution through salt, I give you 10 useless appendages that Darwin claimed were evidence in favor of evolution.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

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05/29/07
How stupid can you are?

A British psychologist has found that dyslexic people aren't dyslexic at all! They're just stupid.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Why won't anyone think of the CHILDREN!?

05/29/07
Naked video games are worse than naked, homeless children...

OB...what's the deal with your state's priorities!? The state of Illinois created a blatently unconstitutional law that prohibited the sale of certain "mature" video games. They then spent $1 million defending it. When they lost and had to re-imburse the game companies, where did they get the money? Since frivilous lawsuit settlement fund was empty, they decided to just take it from anywhere they could like the public health department, the state's welfare agency and even the economic development department.

Nice priorities there Illinois.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Finger Length Predicts SAT scores

05/28/07
Give the finger...no the other one

Look at your child's hands. If the ring finger is longer than the index finger, your kid is going to do well in math. If the index finger is longer than the ring finger, your kid is going to do well in literacy. If they are the same length, your kid should be euthanized.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Not your typical children's books

05/28/07
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

15 most unforgettable cartoon theme songs

05/25/07


Although I disagree that the above theme song is bad, some of the other reviews are RIGHT on the money (yeah...visually the Thundercats opening was actually pretty spectacular but the lyrics!?).
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Tom Ermine hates Eagle Scouts

05/25/07
Don't mess with an Eagle Project

After months of planning and thousands of dollars of fund raising, Joey Gaut's Eagle Project was approved by the Scottdale, PA council. But then council President, Tom Ermine, decided (after voting in favor of it) that the granite town sign the project was going to create was too ugly. He was quoted as saying, "no one ever said life is fair." Neither are elections, Tom.

Tom is expected to back pedal on Monday.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

8th Grader proves that Fundamentalist Christians are stupid

05/25/07
God Hates Ignorance

Brian Benson, an eighth-grade student at Pawleys Island Christian Academy in Pawleys Island , South Carolina, won first place in the Science Fair (Biology divition) by disproving (parts of) evolution. How did he do it? He claims to have created stalactites from salt which, according to godless scientists, are supposed to take millions of years. I could make a ton of snide comments but this article makes enough for me.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Spoiler T-Shirt

05/24/07
Better not look at my boobs!

You can buy this spoiler t-shirt here.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

God Smites Jesus

05/24/07
And you thought nails hurt

A statue of Jesus was struck by lightning. Would the church's insurance exempt this from coverage because it was an "act of god"?
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

NJ Turnpike authority popularizes video

05/24/07


The New Jersey Turnpike Authority sued YouTube and some other video sites to remove the above spectacular crash video (about 8 seconds in) because it claims to own the copyright. In response, people have posted the video everywhere and now LOTS of people know about it. In fact, the only reason *I* knew about the video is because they tried to take it down.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Play the french slapping game

05/23/07
Surrender to humor

Eventually, SOMEday, the whole French surrender thing is going to go the way of the stupid polack thing. In the meantime, I give you the French Slapping Game. (Sierra, you might want to send this link to your Dad)
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Britian to facilitate the licking of Hermione's rear end

05/23/07
What is SHE considering?

That's right. Britian is going to issue Harry Potter stamps that would allow perverts to finally be able to lick Hermione's rear end. What were YOU thinking when you read the headline?
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Litterbug caught in the act

05/22/07
That is the milk on the driver side


So I am driving over to my mom's house after work and in the middle of HEAVY traffic, this lady in front of me decides to put a gallon of something in the middle of the street while we are stopped at a light. So I decided to take a picture (PA license GRK-3575). [ Read More ]
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Should handwriting be a graduate course?

05/22/07
Take 100mg of Deoxihydrochloroflorosporin and call me in the morning

Can you read the above prescription? Well if you can, you must be a magical pharmacist. Click on the link to take the contest and see how well YOU can decipher this chicken scratch.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Strange Japanese Ladybug Game

05/22/07
Kill those bugs!

You all know how much I love goofy Japanese things. Here is a game where you have to get the bugs to touch each other. FUN FUN!
Category: Japan
Posted by: sleze

Bratz the Movie coming to a theater near you

05/22/07
This looks more like a Bratz then those girls?

Someone got the bright idea that dolls that abnormally large-headed who were bitchy, whores was a good thing. Well that same brain trust is coming out with Bratz the Movie (sequel to Mean Girls?).

Here's the trailer. God help us all.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

21 Question to determine if you shouldn't use computers

05/21/07
1. Do you proclaim, out loud, your three year old knows more about computers than you do?
2. Are you still looking for the “Any Key”?

Read them all
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Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Who owns the engagement ring?

05/21/07
Diamonds are forever...unless you call it off...

Until you say, "I do", it belongs to the guy according to an Australia judge. It is a "conditional gift".
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Associated Press calls the kettle black

05/21/07
None of these things is not like the other...

The Associated Press called out the GOP for not having a very diverse group of candidates running for America's top job. So Michelle Malkin decided to find out how diverse the AP's leadership was (pictured above). Looks about as diverse as Villanova's chess club.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Mexican Anti-kidnapping chief kidnapped

05/18/07
And amigos forever we'll....beeee...

It took 40 men but the Mexican anti-kidnapping chief was among 4 cops kidnapped just south of the Arizona border. El Whapo strikes again...
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Don't sit here

05/18/07
This is tearing the ass out of me

A collection of anti-sitting technology.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Women CAN return to their pre-pregnancy weight

05/18/07
Do I make you horny? Granny?

This is what all mothers of THIRTEEN can look like if they don't let themselves go.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Dad, what are they doing in your election district???

05/17/07
I see your vote and change it anyway...

You would think that computer scientists would be completely in favor of electronic voting, right? Well they would if it was done correctly. As of today, computer scientists are almost in complete agreement that the current model of evoting is BAD. Just do a google search for computer scientist evoting and you will see all the articles about where we stand.

The county server in Sarasota County, FL, which has connections to the evoting machines, was hit with a worm the day elections began in 2006. Coincendence? Let me once again reiterate that people in charge of elections have a HUGE responsibility and the penalties for this type of negligence should be SEVERE.

Hitler or Falwell

05/17/07
God bless you and all you pitiful sinners!

Now that Jerry Falwell is dead, lets play a quote matching game: Who said the following, Jerry Falwell or Adolf Hitler?

1. My feelings as a Christian point me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter.
2. This 'turn the other cheek' business is all well and good but it's not what Jesus fought and died for.

Play the rest of the game.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Corrupt School Boards? No way...

05/17/07
Me fail english?  That umPOSSible!

New Mexico has a rule that you must pass English to graduate high school. That rule applies to everyone in the state, except for the son of Teresa Cordova and Miguel Acosta. Why, you ask? Well she is the Bernalillo County Commissioner and he is the former vice president of the Albuquerque Public School Board.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

How to get a bigger bonus? Be on the board that gives them out!

05/16/07
Nearly two dozen officials who received hefty performance bonuses last year at the Veterans Affairs Department also sat on the boards charged with recommending the payments.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Why Canada is really the 51st state

05/16/07
Blame canada

It is SO fun and easy for foreigners to hate the US, right? Well, Canadians have NO reason to hate us because that is essentially hating themselves(as this article points out).

Suck it, haters...
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Oregon Senate approves "Hot for Teacher" Bill

05/16/07
I got it bad, SO bad

Oregon has decided to up the anti on teachers sleeping with their adolescent students by allowing prostitutes to become teachers. "Don't worry honey, *I* will go to the parent-teacher conferences this year..."
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Pope to canonize the patron saint of Placebos

05/15/07
God bless this sugar pill...

On Friday, Pope Palpatine canonized a Brazilian monk as the patron saint of placebos as he is known to have cured people of illnesses by writing prayers on pills.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Woman guilty of using excessive force on umbilical cord

05/15/07
A midwife was trying to yank the placenta out and started yanking on the patients umbilical cord. Well, it looks like that placenta wasn't ready to come out because the midwife pulled the patient(victim?) right off the bed(by the cord).
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Boston Drunk wanders into wrong house...arrested

05/15/07
At least this drunk didn't get arrested

Does this story sound familiar to anyone?
Category: Massachusetts
Posted by: sleze

Top 10 most extreme vacation spots

05/14/07
Police or terrorist?  Depends on the country...

Tired of those boring vacations to the Swiss Alps? Try Afganistan, Somalia or one of these other exciting vacation spots!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Girls steal college newspaper because of "fat picture"

05/14/07
They're not THAT fat

In an attempt to prevent people from seeing their stomachs, several college girls (pictured here) stole 1000 copies of their college newspaper which feature the above picture on its front page. The irony is that instead of just their college seeing their stomachs, now the whole world will...
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

How To: Encase Han Solo in Chocolate

05/14/07
Tastiest Smuggler in the Galaxy

"They've encased him in chocolate! He'll be quite tasty...if he surived the melting process, that is." Here's your guide to do it at home.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

1 million+ pre-orders of Harry Potter 7

05/11/07
Sorry kids.  Hermione dies on page 487!

More than a million people have paid in advance to find out Harry Potter dies in book seven.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Bill O'Reilly stops french boycott

05/11/07
We surrender to profits!  Wee!

After the recent election of the pro-American French President, French exporters are saddened by the O'Reilly Factor's announcement that it will end its boycott of French products. Why are the saddened? Well the boycott coincided with an $8 BILLION increase in French imports.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Burn American Flag - OK. Burn Mexican Flag - Not OK!?

05/11/07
Don't burn this flag...

Although I think it is a dispicable act, you are 100% allowed to burn the American Flag. It is a freedom guaranteed by the Constitution as a form of free speech(protest). But this guy was arrested for attempting to burn a Mexican flag...here in America. How does that work?
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Unusual contraband found in Irish prison sweep

05/10/07
Jailbird

Among the usual weapons and drugs found in a random contraband sweep, a live budgie was found. More interesting is HOW it was brought into the prison.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Armless, one-legged driver illudes police...again

05/10/07
And Sierra gets mad when *I* steer with my knee...

Excerpt:

NEW PORT RICHEY - For about eight minutes on Tuesday, through the streets near downtown, police chased a driver who had no arms and one good leg.

He got away.


Read more.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

WANTED for kidnapping!

05/10/07
WANTED: The Blank

Looks like Dick Tracy will be called in to find The Blank after his description was given to Portuguese police after the disappearance of a 3 year old.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Harry Potter stuff stolen from a local home

05/09/07
It takes a thief...

A burglar broke into a house and stole Harry Potter books and video cassettes. Mundungus had no comment.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Is this picture safe for work?

05/09/07
touch my branch

I got it from here.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Howstuffworks - Lightsaber

05/09/07
Much more effective than mace

Important Safety Information
A lightsaber is not a toy! Keep it out of reach of children at all times. Lightsaber locks are required in most states.

There are two ends to any lightsaber -- one end has the belt ring, while the other end houses the blade arc tip and blade emitter. NEVER point the blade emitter of a lightsaber toward your own body. NEVER look down the "barrel" of a lightsaber, even if you are "sure" it is in safe mode. If you accidentally activate the lightsaber, serious injury could result.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Famous Goat Bride - Deceased

05/08/07
Baaahhhh.  Bahhhhh.  Baaaa---eck!

The man who was forced to marry a goat he was banging in the Sudan is now a widower. And she was so young...
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs

05/08/07
How did the Cure get shut out?

Spinner.com has a list of the 25 saddest songs of all time. Although I think it is a fine list of 25 sad songs(along with a summary AND a the ability to listen to each song), I believe it is a GREAT exagerration that they are the best of all time. The noted absence of the suicidal songs of the Cure stands out the most for me.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

PETA strikes again - Kills 2 birds

05/08/07
Some animal activists cut a hole in an aviary housing some sort of birds (the article doesn't mention...penguins?). 3 birds escaped. 2 of them died and the remaining one returned. Says Private 8-ball - "I guess he'd rather be alive than free. Poor dumb bastard."
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Job amenities that most people don't have

05/07/07
Quittin' time.  WEEEE!

I bet having a few of these at work would make "Bring your kids to work day" more fun.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Attention NJ Readers - Don't speed this month!

05/07/07
Looks like that Indian guy from the White Castle movie was right...NJ cops ARE bullies

In retaliation of all the bad press NJ State troopers have gotten from crashing their governor into critical condition, NJ troopers are conspiring to nail anyone who drives 1 MPH over the speed limit (allegedly).
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

Skywalkers in Korea cross Han solo

05/07/07
It's the ship that crossed the Han in less than 12 parsecs!

Accurate title...but not at ALL what you are expecting.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

My new house

05/04/07
NYT - "Now is the worst time to buy a house"

Yes, yes. I am finally a home owner. Even though it is the crappiest house on the main line (for now), I can still act snobby and lift my pinky when I drink my acme cola(which will be all I can afford from now on).
Category: Photo Updates
Posted by: sleze

World of Warcraft player beaten up in real life

05/04/07
Galalord will triumph over your pitiful power.  -SNORT- -SNORT-

A guy started to harass a chick in the fantasy World of Warcraft. They started talking shit. He gave her his real life address. Her husband and friends, broke into his house, broke his fingers and destroyed his computer. Why didn't he just turn them into sheep?
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Leave it to Beaver letter

05/04/07
And Gary Mathers as THE BEAVER

I should make a category called "Too much time on their hands". In today's episode of TMTOTH, a guy took a still frame of a letter from an episode of Leave it to Beaver, enhanced it, and transcribed what it said. It is actually pretty funny.

Excerpt:
This paragraph has absolutely nothing to do with anything.
It is here merely to fill up space. Still, it is words,
rather than repeated letters, since the latter might not
give the proper appearance, namely, that of an actual note.


Read more.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Vegans kill their baby while being kind to animals

05/04/07
Killing animals is bad but babies are fair game

Two parents received automatic life sentances for starving their 6 week old baby to death by feeding it (I call it, 'it' because I am not sure of the gender because the baby's name is 'Crown') only soy milk and apple juice. We have fucking canine teeth for a REASON, people.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

WTF is wrong with the site this week??

05/03/07
Midphase, my ISP, decided it was time to move my website from one server to another. They told me there wouldn't be ANY down time. Well as you have seen, the site was COMPLETELY down a few days ago. On the right hand side, you'll notice the random pic from the gallery blurts out an error message. Well, midphase says that the script I was using in my gallery was old and corrupt. Even though it is a text file that doesn't change and was working perfectly well BEFORE the move.

Since it seems they will no longer try to fix the problem they created, I have removed the Ad for midphase from the right hand side and will have to fix the problem myself. Hopefully I will have it fixed in a few days.


UPDATE - The head support guy at Midphase, Sergey, got involved and fixed everything that was wrong. The site appears to be working perfectly again and I have restored the Midphase Ad.

BTW...I pay $7.95 a month and get 200GB of storage and 300GB of bandwidth. That's the standard package. Click the Ad to find out how YOU can have such service.
Category: Administrative
Posted by: sleze

The Greenest City in Canada doesn't want to recycle

05/03/07
Canada City

School children collected 12,000 batteries and called the Toxic Taxi, Toronto's haz mat recycling service, to come and pick them up. No.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Bastard finds out his adopted father was an actor

05/03/07
And if you can find him...maybe YOUR dad's a member...of the A-Team

Not to expose his father's name, adopted son finds out his birth father was an actor who starred in the A-Team and Battlestar Galactica. Hmmm...
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

8 Important Lessons Learned from 80's Cartoons

05/02/07
And knowing's half the battle...

Excerpt:

CARTOON: G.I. Joe
LESSON: Knowing is half the battle.
The other half of the battle is kicking Cobra’s terrorist ass. And with the coolest soldier codenames ever --Snake Eyes, Duke, Lady Jaye, Shipwreck-- winning the war on terror should be no problem. Good will always win out over evil, because good guys work together (Team Work! Cooperation!), while bad guys are ruthless cowards who turn tail and run whenever G.I. Joe’s laser guns get to zappin’.


Too bad they left out the Thundercats. I learned a lot of lessons from them, SNARF, SNARF.

Read more.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

What would your favorite female celebs look like bald?

05/02/07
Sinead O'Connor was SO ahead of her time...

Not every female celeb can pull a Britney and still look hot...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Sex on the first date = long term relationships

05/01/07
Back off man...I'm a scientist!

Dr. Barry Gibb, a brilliant biologist, writes in his new book that sex on a first date is better at ensuring a long term relationship than waiting. Now listen up girls, he's a scientist!
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Why I am buying a Wii and not a PS3 or XBOX 360

05/01/07

Wii Female Boxing Championship

Perhaps I will invite Kristina to come over and fight Sierra while we all watch?
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze