Frank just yelled at me for not having any updates so here is one to hold you over until Monday.

Watching Grass Grow

Got nothing else better to do?

Sorry...shit has been hectic with the new job so I have been slacking on these. Expect some great random wacky shit to return shortly.

SLEZE

Well...it is crunch time with exams and projects SO, I won't be adding a lot of updates for about 10 or 11 days. Feel free to read the archives and click on my Ads (I have earned $1.80 so far) and buy some shit ;)

In the meantime, please enjoy this video of traffic in India:



I find it is best played alongside the Foggy Mountain Breakdown by Flatt and Scruggs (the getaway music from Bonnie and Clyde)

1- 7... there he is
2- 5... wacky shit
3- 4... baby luge
4- 3... marylin shot
5- 3... sarah winslow bowe
6- 2... 2005 burton custom x
7- 2... axbo alarm
8- 2... beating the meat <---this is all gianmarc
9- 2... best cornerback ever
10- 2... easter.jpg
11- 2... fart song <---???
12- 2... gianmarc karaoke
13- 2... grand party entrance
14- 2... heather and ryan
15- 2... mojito mint masher
16- 2... nakednews bloopers
17- 2... nakednews.com password
18- 2... oops.jpg
19- 2... santo
20- 2... tajmahal.jpg

And a shitload of unique searches.

Well...the good news is that my traffic has just jumped quite a bit (even before Santo went online with his Villanovan articles). The bad news is that some of it is now from spammers that are posting links to their websites in my comments sections. They do this so that when google searches my page, they get references from me(which raises their page ranks on google.com).

Bottom line is that a shitload of IP addresses got banned and now if you post a comment, you need to type in the letters in the picture below the text box (it is technology called captcha).

So don't forget that when it doesn't seem to let you post comments.

THI is glad to welcome our new opinions contributor, Santo.



I am sure he will dazzle us with his class and razor sharp wit.

I become officially old in 6 months. Ain't life grand?

His picture is currently the top image search on MSN for "beating the meat"!

Well...the google ads are targetted properly to you(or the site...I am not sure). The Busted Tee Ads are there because they are fucking funny tee shirts. Don't feel so insulted.

I know no one wants to read about my trip to the doctors office or the fact that our house is low on toilet paper. This is more along the lines of a news blog.