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Why you should always remember to log out at the library...

01/24/09
Atleast he didn't tell Daddy she was pregnant...

There are guys like this who will fuck with your accounts if you forget to logout...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Some countries just do it better than we do. Canada has hockey. Mexico has pro-wrestling.

01/22/09
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Former French President hospitalized after being "mauled" by a clinically depressed poodle

01/22/09
Surrender to a poodle?

This is why we make fun of you, France. Check out the article to see pictures of the "vicious" dog.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Bailey is SUCH a good boy. AGAIN!!

01/22/09
He IS such a good boy for 18 years!

For the 18th consecutive year, Bailey is the best dog in the US. Gary is holding steady at #4 and LUCIAN has climbed to #8 (from #10 last year).

Some really needs to start stepping on those wussy Yorkshire Terriers...
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

British Researchers think the pleasures of Gay sex should be taught to 5-year olds

01/21/09
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Now I am all for sex education. I even think it should be ok to explain why some kids have two Dads or two Moms. But I am not quite with these researchers who think that children as young as 5 should be taught the pleasures of Gay sex. Quite frankly, the pleasures of ANY kind of sex should be a subject reserved for a "talk" many years later.

(Freaky category trumps Science on this one)
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Sierra, if you want me to live longer, let me see 'em!

01/21/09
Let em breath and help my blood pressure...

Scientists have discovered that guys are healthier if they are allowed to ogle breasts for 10 minutes a day. I think this should be brought to HR's attention IMMEDIATELY!
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Why our dogs are Catholic and not Presbyterian...

01/21/09
Baptist dogs go to Hell!

Sierra and I had different religious upbringings but this exchange between a local Catholic bulletin board and a local Presbyterian bulletin board show why Bailey and Gary are good Catholic dogs. See the rest of the exchange.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Forget your first love if you want to have any meaningful relationships afterwards...

01/19/09
My So Called First Love

Socioligists are saying that if you keep comparing all your loves to that first love, you will never have a good relationship. Sorry, Claire. I will have to forget you.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Cat Neo vs. Puppy Agent Smith

01/19/09


Whoa!
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Farewell to my boss

01/19/09
What a long, strange trip it's been...

I have found that the best way to measure the success of a Presidency is by the number of The Onion articles that were written about him during his tenure. Enjoy.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

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