I think this quote says it all:

Rather than making Guitar Hero guitars harder or more "realistic", surely the success of Guitar Hero means that the onus is now on the manufacturers of "real" guitars to make them easier (in other words, more like the ones in Guitar Hero).

I looked for sarcasm, and it isn't there. This article is endorsing the redesign of guitars to make them more easy to play.

Police in Australia were attacked with great balls of fire.

Thai police are trying to break their scary image by wearing Smiley Face masks.

Nicholas Cruz of Bluffton, IN drowned in a manure lagoon. Apparently there are such things as manure lagoons.

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They have inherited her good looks and moles. Wait, she only has one daughter?

She is rumored to have mastered the Jedi mind trick with her soothing voice.

The Onion couldn't have made up a better headline. Apparently, Mormons have this practice where they will posthumously baptize your ancestors in order to let you be a Mormon. Even more crazy is that this arbitrary practice really pisses of Jews whose ancestors were killed by the Nazis because they were Jewish.

If you are Jewish, you don't believe Jesus was who Christians say he was. So, from the Jewish perspective, Mormons are just making shit up when they go to church and marry a bunch of 12 year old wives. That should also mean that if they "baptize" your Jewish grandmother in name only (they're not digging up mass graves at Auschwitz), they might as well be casting a Harry Potter spell on them from 3000 miles away - i.e. it is meaningless.

That phrase was clearly invented when this pic was taken. If you think this little version is weird, just click on the link.