Chinese authorities are throwing a fit with people named Shan because it contains a rare Chinese character that doesn't exist in most word processors. As a result, they are forcing them to change their names.

That's the advice from this ad from Summer's Eve. This reminds me of the public service announcement: Women - Know your limits.

Watch out ladies. This 30-year old nanny died from a friggin great orgasm. She came and went.

Salati the leopard and Tommy the dog are best friends. Gary wants a Lynx!

Anri Suzuki is a schoolteacher that is so upset about the Japanese Rape of Naning, she offers sex to her Chinese students. If only Frau Robinson was upset about the Battle of the Bulge...

Have a good weekend, everyone.

This is why the rest of the world doesn't take Islam seriously.

In the strict interpretation of Islam that exists in Saudi Arabia, women should never interact with men that they are unrelated to. To solve this, a fatwa was issued stating that women should breastfeed unrelated men who they interact with so that they can be considered "related." This has caused a debate among Islamic scholars (as you might imagine) regarding HOW men should receive the milk (which you NEVER would have imagined). Some think that men should drink it from a cup while the cooler scholars think men should suckle straight from the breast (NOW we're talkin!).

Sierra will never let me work in Saudi Arabia now...

ThunderCats writer Stephen Perry was declared missing after Police made a grisly discovery. Liono's attempts to locate him with Sight-Beyond-Sight have thus far proven unsuccessful.

I don't know the full context of the story but I can assume they are discussing the relocation of Pearl Harbor forces further west or the possible withdrawal of forces from Japan to the east. Either way, watch from 1:15 to about 1:30. Congressman Hank Johnson very seriously questions whether overpopulation will cause the island of Guam to "tip over and capsize." He is speaking perfectly seriously.

Wow.