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Those crazy sex-fiend Japanese are at it again. Listen to the sea-faring stories of having sex with manta rays, eels and sea anemones.
Take a wild guess at the location of a school that regularly restrains and gives electric shocks to its students. Your choices are:
A - China
B - Germany
C - Massachuesetts
Hint - 8 US states send students there
The DEA confiscated $23,000 from a guy because he carried cash on him. He had no drugs and was released without charge. He is now sueing them for stealing his money.
Prediction of a bad day - When your secretary quits and writes a letter to the world telling them how much of a douchebag you are08/30/07
It's not a good day to be Police Chief Ed Strong of Kittery, ME.
As you are aware, I have been Chief Strong's assistant for 11 years. During that time, I have seen his domineering, intimidating, and hateful character manifest itself on numerous occasions. I have been subjected to comments from him, such as "What the f*** is wrong with you, f****** b****."
Would you like to know more?
Look at this map of Manhatten. Those red dots are farmers. No really...they receive farm subsidies while living in NYC.
Wow...just Wow. I am geeking out like Syndrome. This approach to resizing is so simple, yet so elegant.
St. Bernadette's in Amelie, OH was hosting a festival and invited Scott Braunstein's House of Reptiles to educate people about reptiles. Well one spoiled kid (God, I wish they published his name) said that he didn't like snakes and proceeded to stomp on a 10-foot python's head and kill it. The kid's wonderful father quickly gathered the kid up and ran before he could be confronted.
And taking the award for "Most Racist Named MP3 Player," I give you the i.Beat Blax.
As more and more guys ignore their wives while they play World of Warcraft, women are turning to online support groups to deal. What a great place for an opportunistic Don Juan for an easy lay! Join the forums now!
List of things that tried to be better than the original...and failed.
Ms. Vineland, would you care to add anything?
That is just one example of the cool things you can build with this unauthorized Lego book.
Chinese officials caught red handed painting over the China Airlines logo after a crash. Maybe this article will get my website banned in China. (crosses fingers)
An Oklahoma football fan took exception to a Texas Longhorns fan because he wore a Texas T-shirt into a bar. So he decided to grab his balls and rip his sack. Way to show team spirit!
When asked why they are fat, it turns out that "fatties," to quote the article, are fast to blame everything except eating too much and not exercising enough.
At a recent summit in Canada, Mounties posed as protesters and tried to incite violence in order to allow the police to crack some skulls. Too bad they were found out by real protesters. After all was said and done, 4 people were arrested. The 3 "protesters" arrested in this video? Nope. They weren't arrested and the Mounties don't seem to know anything about them.
Update: Canadian Police HAVE admitted that the three instigators were actually undercover police. They still deny that they were there to instigate violence. Why did the peaceful, undercover have a rock in his hand?
Update 2: According to a press release, the Quebec police say the cops were located by the mob when they (the undercover cops) refused to launch projectiles(here is the original french version). Watch the video to see the truth.
"You know, from what I understand, dogfighting is a sport. It's just behind closed doors."
So according to Stephon, illegal + closed doors = legal. Makes sense to me.
This is so ridiculous, you might think it was some commercial spoof. Sadly, but hysterically, it is geniune.
By using ping pong balls and sandboxes, this article does a very good job at explaining the size of the earth, the sun and the universe.
Kentucky Fried Cruelty is a delicious way to waste time during your day. I stopped going to KFC years ago. Not because of how they treat the chickens, but because their food tastes like shit. If anything, they should be MORE cruel if it will help the taste.
In North Platte, Ogallala, and Lexington, Nebraska, gas stations are advertising one rate on their street signs but only 1 or 2 of the pumps actually pump at that rate. All the others pump at rates $.25 to $.50 a gallon more expensive. According to state officials, it is perfectly legal.
A new Al-Qaeda video threatens the lives of David "Bench it like" Beckham and Justin Timberlake. Now that's not so bad, is it?
In Norway, if you are convicted of a crime, you're supposed to show up and serve your sentance. But since there is no crime in not going, 20% of convicts never show.
FYI for young lovers. The first time MAY hurt the girl, but it shouldn't burn.
Drug dealers were stashing heroin in the woods that was discovered by nosey Cub Scouts.
Got it from here.
Vith Ly from Boston was convicted of rape in 1990. He then appealed and lost. But the prosecutors never returned him to jail and he has been living free ever since (in spite of being arrested twice).
For those of you who don't follow the NBA, Tim Donaghy is an NBA ref from the Philadelphia area who was caught by the FBI fixing games for the mob.
Here's a pic of an Iraqi woman with the two coalition bullets she claimed struck her house.
I liked the Giving Tree myself but maybe this is the book for YOUR children.
I am out of town for work and I am slow to add posts. Waaa! Everything will be back to normal on Monday.
Maybe it will be ported to MacOS!
Although the order of the list is almost backwards, it is mostly correct.
A guy is sueing 1-800-Flowers because they sent a thank you card to his home after he sent flowers to his mistress. Unfortunately his wife read the note and filed for divorce. WAAH WAAAaaaaahhhh!
Studies show that women think that feminine looking guys are less likely to cheat on them.
And my dad wonders why I don't really watch CNN, Fox(Faux) News, or ABC for my breaking news. I generally get faster and more accurate news from sources that don't have a financial interest in reporting.
I submit that girls do more boob touching than we do.
A local father has a problem. His new, hot neighbor likes to sun bath topless. When his boys hit foul balls into her yard, she lets them come over and get the balls and sometimes lets them put lotion on her back. What is he to do? I say, make the boys tell the father every time they hit a ball into her yard and let the DAD fetch the ball and put lotion on her back.
Here's a minor league take on politically correct speech. No announcing of errors(in that they might embarass a player, batpersons, all bases are the same (no priority for first base) and that guy in between the second base person and the third base person? The Vertically-challenged stop.
Remember last week's article about North Carolina deputy, Brian Scarborough, who violated a couple of Constitutional admendments by arresting a guy after he desecrated the US flag? Yeah well...blogs like mine and Fark and Digg and Boingboing exerted enough "social guilting" that they withdrew all charges. OR it could have been the fact that all their charges were derived from them violating the Constitution and the Supreme Court or something like that.
Arkansas mom to give birth to 17th child. She says she isn't done yet.
Mom, stop reading. I had to post this article for the sole purpose of putting this pic on my website. It is an article that discusses how mainstream anal sex is becoming and how to broach the subject with your special lady-friend.
Does anyone remember all those voting scandals in Ohio back in the 2004 presidential election? Well, it turns out that over half of the votes cast were "accidentally" destroyed in violation of a court order. Hello people! Our whole way of life is based on trusted voter counts! Let me repeat myself once again and say that any voter shenanigans should result in SEVERE penalties (life in prison?).
Why Sydney Dean was snubbed from this list, I'll never understand. All the flash moves he pulls off without traveling ONCE throughout the movie (Armen and I studied the movie thoroughly in high school) should atleast get him an honorable mention. At any rate, I give you Hollywood's Basketball All-Star Team. [ Read More ]
After many, many years of frustration, one man has figured out the bullshit behind the paradox that while girls say they like nice guys, they very rarely will date them. It's on the same line that while girls say they like funny guys, they actually just think that what hot guys says is funny and then just lie to themselves (and others).
Carolyn Banfield, Headmistress of St. John's Primary School, decided to inspire her students on the last day before summer vacation. What could be more inspiring than reading the last page of Harry Potter 7?
Apparently, J.K. Rowling just piled on the crap when she created to down-trodden Weasleys. It turns out that Brits hate redheads.
Think Sierra will approve?
This would be a fun bag to bring to the airport. It only costs $289.
Although the world has intuitively known this fact, German scientists thought it would be fun to do a scientific study on couples' sex lives. The conclusions are:
- Not enough sex leads to high stress
- High stress leads to less sex
- Rinse, repeat...
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