Although the Pennsylvania version of Jim is nice and slim, everything is bigger in Texas. That's why this version of Jim is chubbier and more of a perv.

He's also running the Texas Gubernatorial Race...or something.

Apparently, Courtney Love dated Steve Coogan a few years ago. He was the Roman General from Night at the Museum and the director in Tropic Thunder. If you've never seen Alan Partridge, you are missing out.

"I do like that toilet. It's very futuristic, isn't it? Very, sort of, high-tech, space age. I can imagine Buck Rogers taking a dump on that. In the twenty-first century. Can I, have a go?"

"All this wine nonsense! You get all these wine people, don't you? Wine this, wine that. Let's have a bit of red, let's have a bit of white. Ooh, that's a snazzy bouquet. Oh, this smells of, I don't know, basil. Sometimes you just want to say, sod all this wine, just give me a pint of, mineral water."

"Can I just shock you? I like wine. Despite what I just said earlier. At any one time I have nine bottles of wine in my house."

"Well Sonia, that was classic intercourse. So... thanks!"

Watch out ladies. This 30-year old nanny died from a friggin great orgasm. She came and went.

OK. So it wasn't as bad as Eragon (the movie) was. But my god - you tried to cram 20x twenty minute episodes into 105 minutes. Let me give a brief rundown of MY complaints that I really haven't seen anywhere else: [ Read More ]

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Harvard scientists have proven that believing that you are very good, or very evil, imbues you with extraordinary physical endurance. That is why you can't be both a Jedi AND a Sith.

Salati the leopard and Tommy the dog are best friends. Gary wants a Lynx!