Apparently Dutch nurses are sick and tired of having sex with their patients. It is so much of a problem that they setup a website for it. Too bad I didn't get sick when I was in Amsterdam...

You may raise your eyebrow and tilt your head at this picture but you are seeing it correctly. That is the guy on the right playfully biting the cock of the guy on the ground (who presumably scored a goal). Click here to see the the scene in motion.

70% of those polled support gays and lesbians serving in the military. But only 59% support homosexuals serving in the military. Huh???

In response to the recent rapes of a teenager and a 9-year old russian girl, Goa's deputy director of tourism, Pamela Mascarhenas, had this to say about the (alleged) attacks, "You can't blame the locals; they have never seen such women. Foreign tourists must maintain a certain degree of modesty in their clothing. Walking on the beaches half-naked is bound to titillate the senses..."

That's right - wear a bikini and you are just asking to be raped (like the 9-year old).

The next time you leave a job, on the last day announce that you will email everyone at the office all the secrets you've learned about your coworkers. Think that would go over well? It's doubtful that you would have anything on Dustin Diamond's allegations:

- Mario Lopez raped a girl
- All the cast members fucked each other (except poor Screech)
- Mark-Paul Gosselaar had a bi-sexual threesome with an executive producer

Remember, these are all allegations. Read them all.

Bronson, a hunting trained Black Lab, found a fun play toy. Unfortunately, it was a copperhead snake. Also unfortunate was that this copperhead snake was clever enough to wrap itself around poor Bronson's mouth.

SUCH a good boy (he and the snake are fine).

If you, like 10's of other people, are depressed that the fictional world of Pandora is actually fiction, here's a web forum dedicated to coping with this terrible affliction.

Apparently, the store was all out of paper.

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a famous talk-show psychologist who happens to be an orthodox Jew. One of her famous positions is that homosexuality is an abomination because it says so in Leviticus. Well, one snarky internetizen decided to call her out on her blind devotion to some parts of the Bible but not others. Read below:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination... End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbours. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath.Exodus 35:2. Clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle- room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16.Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan.