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Price Tag Fail

06/28/10
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Researchers perform study that proves the power of the Force

06/28/10
Is the Dark Side stronger?  Not necessarily...

Harvard scientists have proven that believing that you are very good, or very evil, imbues you with extraordinary physical endurance. That is why you can't be both a Jedi AND a Sith.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

See, Sierra. Gary WOULD get along with a so-called "Wild" cat

06/28/10
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Safe for Work Porn. No really.

06/26/10
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

How taking care of toddlers is like a frat party

06/25/10
I've known a few drunken babies in my day...

Excerpt:

5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

Ashley, do you concur?
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

BEST JAPANESE TEACHER EVER!!!

06/16/10
Ko nee chi wa!!!

Anri Suzuki is a schoolteacher that is so upset about the Japanese Rape of Naning, she offers sex to her Chinese students. If only Frau Robinson was upset about the Battle of the Bulge...
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

An Open Letter to JW Marriott

06/13/10
King of Hotels

I am sorry.

Last week, I attended a conference in Orlando at a Wyndham Hotel. Although I am a Platinum member with >400k points, I decided that it would be easier to just stay at the Wyndham so that I could go back to my room between sessions and wouldn't have to drive in and out each day. Besides, Wyndhams are decent hotels, right?

WRONG - this place was a DUMP. The rugs were stained. The toilet wouldn't stop running. The Air Conditioner sounded like a jet engine. The TV's "On" button was broken (remote only). It is ironic that I discovered a Residence Inn RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET after I checked in. God, how I wish I left the room after one night.

So J.W., please forgive my indiscretion for staying at another hotel when I could have stayed at a Marriott. It won't happen again!

SLEZE
Category: Philly Bias
Posted by: sleze

Batman is keeping Superman's baby

06/11/10
Random Wacky Shit

Have a good weekend, everyone.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Weightlifting can be a dangerous sport (for the judge)

06/09/10


The fun part occurs around the 40 second mark.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Muslim women should breastfeed unrelated adult men they interact with

06/09/10
When you read the article, you will see just how perfect this photo is...

This is why the rest of the world doesn't take Islam seriously.

In the strict interpretation of Islam that exists in Saudi Arabia, women should never interact with men that they are unrelated to. To solve this, a fatwa was issued stating that women should breastfeed unrelated men who they interact with so that they can be considered "related." This has caused a debate among Islamic scholars (as you might imagine) regarding HOW men should receive the milk (which you NEVER would have imagined). Some think that men should drink it from a cup while the cooler scholars think men should suckle straight from the breast (NOW we're talkin!).

Sierra will never let me work in Saudi Arabia now...
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

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