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Harvard scientists have proven that believing that you are very good, or very evil, imbues you with extraordinary physical endurance. That is why you can't be both a Jedi AND a Sith.
Salati the leopard and Tommy the dog are best friends. Gary wants a Lynx!
5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.
Ashley, do you concur?
Anri Suzuki is a schoolteacher that is so upset about the Japanese Rape of Naning, she offers sex to her Chinese students. If only Frau Robinson was upset about the Battle of the Bulge...
I am sorry.
Last week, I attended a conference in Orlando at a Wyndham Hotel. Although I am a Platinum member with >400k points, I decided that it would be easier to just stay at the Wyndham so that I could go back to my room between sessions and wouldn't have to drive in and out each day. Besides, Wyndhams are decent hotels, right?
WRONG - this place was a DUMP. The rugs were stained. The toilet wouldn't stop running. The Air Conditioner sounded like a jet engine. The TV's "On" button was broken (remote only). It is ironic that I discovered a Residence Inn RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET after I checked in. God, how I wish I left the room after one night.
So J.W., please forgive my indiscretion for staying at another hotel when I could have stayed at a Marriott. It won't happen again!
The fun part occurs around the 40 second mark.
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