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3 missing in southwest on hunt for a buried treasure...

07/13/10
You could call them "City Slickers"

3 Utah men are missing after they set out into the Arizona desert to find buried gold. Duke was unavailable for comment.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Jim Halpert has gained some weight and is now biting butts in Texas

07/13/10
He likes butts and he cannot lie...much

Although the Pennsylvania version of Jim is nice and slim, everything is bigger in Texas. That's why this version of Jim is chubbier and more of a perv.

He's also running the Texas Gubernatorial Race...or something.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation's Capitol To Spare Life Of 'Twilight' Author

07/09/10

Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Question: How do you piss off Courtney Love? Answer: Quote Alan Partridge

07/09/10
Or maybe repost horrible pics of her like this one...

Apparently, Courtney Love dated Steve Coogan a few years ago. He was the Roman General from Night at the Museum and the director in Tropic Thunder. If you've never seen Alan Partridge, you are missing out.

"I do like that toilet. It's very futuristic, isn't it? Very, sort of, high-tech, space age. I can imagine Buck Rogers taking a dump on that. In the twenty-first century. Can I, have a go?"

"All this wine nonsense! You get all these wine people, don't you? Wine this, wine that. Let's have a bit of red, let's have a bit of white. Ooh, that's a snazzy bouquet. Oh, this smells of, I don't know, basil. Sometimes you just want to say, sod all this wine, just give me a pint of, mineral water."

"Can I just shock you? I like wine. Despite what I just said earlier. At any one time I have nine bottles of wine in my house."

"Well Sonia, that was classic intercourse. So... thanks!"
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Men get hairy palms. Women can die...

07/09/10
Dildos are dangerous

Watch out ladies. This 30-year old nanny died from a friggin great orgasm. She came and went.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

An Open Letter to Manoj Nelliyattu Shyamalan - SPOILER ALERT

07/06/10
Swing and a miss...

OK. So it wasn't as bad as Eragon (the movie) was. But my god - you tried to cram 20x twenty minute episodes into 105 minutes. Let me give a brief rundown of MY complaints that I really haven't seen anywhere else: [ Read More ]
Category: Philly Bias
Posted by: sleze

Yeah, PETA sucks...but this is one good commercial

06/30/10
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

If Lassie were a cat...

06/29/10
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Price Tag Fail

06/28/10
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Researchers perform study that proves the power of the Force

06/28/10
Is the Dark Side stronger?  Not necessarily...

Harvard scientists have proven that believing that you are very good, or very evil, imbues you with extraordinary physical endurance. That is why you can't be both a Jedi AND a Sith.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

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