Meet Poobah, the gigantic rabbit that thinks it's a dog.

Problem: Strict Christmas budget
Solution: Now that we are married, use my Health Insurance to get Sierra a Pap schmear smear!

Merry Christmas, Sierra!

Cheyenne Cherry was pissed at her roommate, so she ransacked the apartment and then decided to put her roommate's cat in the oven and cook it to death. She was given 2 years for animal cruelty and taunted animal rights protesters outside the courtroom by saying, "It's dead, bitch," referring to the cat.

Take your bets one when she becomes a serial killer. The main reason I posted this was so that google searches for "Cheyenne Cherry" stay associated with "cat killer" and "serial killer" for a while.

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Have you ever thought about what happens to your pets when you go to heaven after the soon-to-be Second Coming? Well, unless you're a Catholic, they will be left to fend for themselves. Why not have some handy, certified Athiests look after your dogs once you were gone? They sure won't be going to Heaven.

Thorpe Park in England is kicking people off of rides and out of the park if they ride roller coasters with their arms up. The reason? Terrible Body Odor.

The action really starts at the 0:40 mark.

"The New Zealand Breast Cancer Foundation has declined a $7500 pledge from the controversial Boobs on Bikes parade." So let me get this straight. A charity devoted to helping boobs will not take money from a parade that celebrates boobs? What kind of boob is running that charity, anyway?

Boobs.

I know I haven't updated in a while but I am slammed at work. Hopefully I will have lots and lots of freetime after I the wedding, right? RIGHT?? Anyways, Madonna is marrying Jesus, thus, affirming the southern way of life.