Although the Pennsylvania version of Jim is nice and slim, everything is bigger in Texas. That's why this version of Jim is chubbier and more of a perv.

He's also running the Texas Gubernatorial Race...or something.

Apparently, Courtney Love dated Steve Coogan a few years ago. He was the Roman General from Night at the Museum and the director in Tropic Thunder. If you've never seen Alan Partridge, you are missing out.

"I do like that toilet. It's very futuristic, isn't it? Very, sort of, high-tech, space age. I can imagine Buck Rogers taking a dump on that. In the twenty-first century. Can I, have a go?"

"All this wine nonsense! You get all these wine people, don't you? Wine this, wine that. Let's have a bit of red, let's have a bit of white. Ooh, that's a snazzy bouquet. Oh, this smells of, I don't know, basil. Sometimes you just want to say, sod all this wine, just give me a pint of, mineral water."

"Can I just shock you? I like wine. Despite what I just said earlier. At any one time I have nine bottles of wine in my house."

"Well Sonia, that was classic intercourse. So... thanks!"

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5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

Ashley, do you concur?

If you look closely, you will see that there are actually *4* girls in this photo. See more boob related illusions.

I have seen articles about this for a few days but I resisted looking at it until now. Apparently someone created a fake BP Public Relations account on Twitter and has been posting hilarious Twits:

The good news: Mermaids are real. The bad news: They are now extinct. #bpcares

Doing our best to turn oil into oilinade. So far the stuff tastes TERRIBLE. #bpcares

Sadly we can no longer certify our oil as Dolphin Safe. #bpcares

I am seriously considering subscribing to this account.

This website has some funny comics. Like the penguin virgin.