Hopefully I will die with a cheesesteak in my mouth rather than live the extra 20 years of my life like this. See more comics about how aging sucks.

Snoochy Pooches!

Dumbass caught red handed stealing a TV. Immortalized on the Internet.

Normally I try to only post 1 video/day but there are too many that are too good. Here you go:


"Go fuck yourself, San Diego"




The Simpsons' Theme Song was actually meant to be played on a single piano...


Copper playing with Ramses?




Metal Heart from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.


It turns out the Bill O'Reilly was the first person to get "Rick Rolled"

See more pics of boobs that don't belong there.

Suddenly, two bystanders stuck their heads inside the frame and ruined one of the funniest photos ever.

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Click here to read about that and 6 other Christmas movies that really need to be re-made as R-rated versions.

See the rest of Santa's Shenanigans.

ROBERT PATTINSON
Alright, you got me. I was acting like a jerk because I secretly totally love you.

KRISTEN STEWART
Of course! This also explains why the captain of the football team always acted like he hated Stephanie Meyer!

ROBERT PATTINSON
There's more. I want to eat you.

KRISTEN STEWART
Holy shit, really? I need to go home and do some waxing first, but...

Read the entire new script.