Scientific studies show that eating Tofu will lower testosterone levels.

It's not really Matthew McConaughey until you see his naked abs. Check out the rest of his upcoming movie posters.

I'm a Calfornia doctor. I'm a Massachusetts parent. I'm a Rhode Island police officer. We have a rainbow coalition. A storm is coming. Wait...wait. Let's look at the audition tape.



I guess the marriage coalition couldn't actually find a California doctor or a Massachusetts parent to speak out against gay marriage.

Please re-read the invitation. Although Mawwage is a category of my blog, it is NOT the wedding website. If you are still having problems, call us.

Ever wonder what happend to The HonkeyTonk Man? The Ultimate Warrior? How about Paul Bearer? Wonder no more.

I told Paul about this strategy YEARS ago. Basically, you use a rotation of 9 closers and have each one pitch one inning. That is how Manatee CC was able to upset a "professional" baseball team 6-4.

Among the plethora of phoney news stories and product announcements on April Fool's Day was the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag. But because of its AWESOMENESS(and the overwhelming interest from Star Wars geeks), the website that featured it is actually approaching Lucasarts to sell REAL ones.

ATTN Tauntaun Fanatics! Due to an overwhelming tsunami of requests from YOU THE PEOPLE, we have decided to TRY and bring this to life. We have no clue if the suits at Lucasfilms will grant little ThinkGeek a license, nor do we know how much it would ultimately retail for. But if you are interested in ever owning one of these, click the link below and we'll try!

AWESOME!

It's not like they have any reason to stay ON the Pill...

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies features the original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie action. Pre-order it now at Amazon.com. No seriously, it is a real book.