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How to shave your balls - by Gillette

05/30/09
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

I guess I have a long way to go before I am famous...

05/30/09
Perhaps I should release a sex tape...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

The stuff that Star Wars wet dreams are made of...

05/29/09
Ok, I'm done.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

This is how they do bachelor parties in Kentucky

05/24/09
Poppin' Moms

I guess I am glad we don't live in Kentucky...although the gun range would have been cool.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

IT workers make the best lovers

05/22/09
OH! OH! OH!

According to a survey of 2,000 men and women in the UK, IT workers (like myself) make the best lovers. Looks like neither Sierra nor myself will be heading to the UK any time soon.

Of course, if you are looking for long duration but crappy sex, get with a fitness expert.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

True love meets Youtube

05/18/09
Ben Ryan is a muscle guy who misses Loren. He made this cheesy, maybe-gay, horrible video for her. There's about 30 seconds of "awwww" at the 5 minute mark but the rest is just awful.



Well, thanks to the internet, we have discovered his REAL identity. CAPTAIN AMERICA!!

Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Preakness attendance down 30% from last year

05/18/09
Sober people don't car about horse racing

Organizers claim it definately does NOT have to do with the ban on BYOB. Good money is on NASCAR to NOT follow in the Preakness's footsteps.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Madonna to marry Jesus

05/18/09
Taboo in real life!

I know I haven't updated in a while but I am slammed at work. Hopefully I will have lots and lots of freetime after I the wedding, right? RIGHT?? Anyways, Madonna is marrying Jesus, thus, affirming the southern way of life.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Georgia candidate doesn't think minor discretions from his youth will hurt his chances at election

04/30/09
NAY LIKE A DONKEY!!

Would you call sex with a mule a small discretion?

Excerpt:

"Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

Read all about the barn sex.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

How the current Swine Flu pandemic started

04/28/09
Squeel like a PIG! -COUGH-
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

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