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Partial Face Transplants of the celebrities

08/31/07
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

When the moon hits your eyes while you sodomize an eel...that's "A Moray"

08/31/07
Who wouldn't want to stick their dick in that mouth?

Those crazy sex-fiend Japanese are at it again. Listen to the sea-faring stories of having sex with manta rays, eels and sea anemones.
Category: Japan
Posted by: sleze

Joe Black stars in new movie - School of Shock

08/31/07
And I thought detentions were rough...

Take a wild guess at the location of a school that regularly restrains and gives electric shocks to its students. Your choices are:

A - China
B - Germany
C - Massachuesetts

Hint - 8 US states send students there
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

It's perfectly legal for the DEA to rob you

08/30/07
Give me all your money...we're the DEA!

The DEA confiscated $23,000 from a guy because he carried cash on him. He had no drugs and was released without charge. He is now sueing them for stealing his money.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Prediction of a bad day - When your secretary quits and writes a letter to the world telling them how much of a douchebag you are

08/30/07
What the fuck is wrong with you, fucking bitch?


It's not a good day to be Police Chief Ed Strong of Kittery, ME.

Excerpt:

As you are aware, I have been Chief Strong's assistant for 11 years. During that time, I have seen his domineering, intimidating, and hateful character manifest itself on numerous occasions. I have been subjected to comments from him, such as "What the f*** is wrong with you, f****** b****."

Would you like to know more?
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

NYC Farmers?

08/30/07
Ahh farmers...the backbone of the country

Look at this map of Manhatten. Those red dots are farmers. No really...they receive farm subsidies while living in NYC.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Content Aware Image Resizing

08/29/07


Wow...just Wow. I am geeking out like Syndrome. This approach to resizing is so simple, yet so elegant.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Church teaches children the "Serpent in the Garden" story very well

08/29/07
I hate you - STOMP!

St. Bernadette's in Amelie, OH was hosting a festival and invited Scott Braunstein's House of Reptiles to educate people about reptiles. Well one spoiled kid (God, I wish they published his name) said that he didn't like snakes and proceeded to stomp on a 10-foot python's head and kill it. The kid's wonderful father quickly gathered the kid up and ran before he could be confronted.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

I beat blacks

08/29/07
Best seller in the ghetto or in the boondocks?

And taking the award for "Most Racist Named MP3 Player," I give you the i.Beat Blax.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

New Alternative for AshleyMadison.com - gamerwidow.com

08/28/07
She's cheating while he's ignoring...

As more and more guys ignore their wives while they play World of Warcraft, women are turning to online support groups to deal. What a great place for an opportunistic Don Juan for an easy lay! Join the forums now!
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Top 10 Poor Man's Versions

08/28/07
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Miss Teen South Carolina re-enforces dumb stereotypes all around

08/28/07


Ms. Vineland, would you care to add anything?
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Forbidden Lego

08/27/07
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

China Airlines plane crashed! No wait...no it didn't

08/27/07
Before
After


Chinese officials caught red handed painting over the China Airlines logo after a crash. Maybe this article will get my website banned in China. (crosses fingers)
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Hook em Horns! Grab em Scrotums!

08/27/07
Ow!

An Oklahoma football fan took exception to a Texas Longhorns fan because he wore a Texas T-shirt into a bar. So he decided to grab his balls and rip his sack. Way to show team spirit!
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

The different perceptions between men and women

08/24/07
What do YOU see?
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Fatties want to blame everyone else because they are disgusting...

08/24/07
It's my glands...not the milkshake I had for breakfast...

When asked why they are fat, it turns out that "fatties," to quote the article, are fast to blame everything except eating too much and not exercising enough.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Canadian Police Corruption

08/24/07


At a recent summit in Canada, Mounties posed as protesters and tried to incite violence in order to allow the police to crack some skulls. Too bad they were found out by real protesters. After all was said and done, 4 people were arrested. The 3 "protesters" arrested in this video? Nope. They weren't arrested and the Mounties don't seem to know anything about them.

Update:
Canadian Police HAVE admitted that the three instigators were actually undercover police. They still deny that they were there to instigate violence. Why did the peaceful, undercover have a rock in his hand?

Update 2: According to a press release, the Quebec police say the cops were located by the mob when they (the undercover cops) refused to launch projectiles(here is the original french version). Watch the video to see the truth.
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

Real Gangsters have vines on their curtains

08/23/07
Yo, Yo, Yo, what UP, Bitches?!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Stephon Marbury loves killing dogs...thinks dog fighting is funny

08/23/07
"Dogs taste good!"

"You know, from what I understand, dogfighting is a sport. It's just behind closed doors."

So according to Stephon, illegal + closed doors = legal. Makes sense to me.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Finnish YMCA (NMKY)

08/23/07


This is so ridiculous, you might think it was some commercial spoof. Sadly, but hysterically, it is geniune.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Cool Analogies explain the size of the universe

08/22/07
The sun isn't so big

By using ping pong balls and sandboxes, this article does a very good job at explaining the size of the earth, the sun and the universe.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Hilarious Super Mario Bros rip off by PETA

08/22/07
Play Super Chick Sisters!
Kentucky Fried Cruelty is a delicious way to waste time during your day. I stopped going to KFC years ago. Not because of how they treat the chickens, but because their food tastes like shit. If anything, they should be MORE cruel if it will help the taste.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Be sure to check the price at the pump...not just the sign on the road

08/22/07
Why is my gas bill $100 more expensive than it should be?

In North Platte, Ogallala, and Lexington, Nebraska, gas stations are advertising one rate on their street signs but only 1 or 2 of the pumps actually pump at that rate. All the others pump at rates $.25 to $.50 a gallon more expensive. According to state officials, it is perfectly legal.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

New Al-Qaeda video leaves many conflicted about their hatred of the terrorist group

08/21/07
Death to Backstreet Boys!

A new Al-Qaeda video threatens the lives of David "Bench it like" Beckham and Justin Timberlake. Now that's not so bad, is it?
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

How Sierra tells me she's pissed off at me

08/21/07
Atleast she didn't delete my porn...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Norway takes a page out of Boston's prison guide

08/21/07
Nahh...I'll use the card and move onto Illiinois Ave.

In Norway, if you are convicted of a crime, you're supposed to show up and serve your sentance. But since there is no crime in not going, 20% of convicts never show.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

It burns like the first time!

08/20/07
It hurts! It hurts! STOP IT BURNS!

FYI for young lovers. The first time MAY hurt the girl, but it shouldn't burn.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Drug dealers would have gotten away with it if not for those pesky kids...

08/20/07
ZOINKS!

Drug dealers were stashing heroin in the woods that was discovered by nosey Cub Scouts.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

What does Ronald McDonald do at night?

08/20/07
So THAT's why his lips are red!

Got it from here.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

If you're going to appeal a prison sentence...do it in Boston

08/16/07
Guilty...but you don't need to go back to jail

Vith Ly from Boston was convicted of rape in 1990. He then appealed and lost. But the prosecutors never returned him to jail and he has been living free ever since (in spite of being arrested twice).
Category: Massachusetts
Posted by: sleze

Goodfoulers

08/16/07

For those of you who don't follow the NBA, Tim Donaghy is an NBA ref from the Philadelphia area who was caught by the FBI fixing games for the mob.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Apparently the coalition couldn't afford rifles for their bullets

08/15/07
Very believable...

Here's a pic of an Iraqi woman with the two coalition bullets she claimed struck her house.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

The world's most disturbing child's book

08/15/07
Oh I see.  So all gays, aren't really gay.  It's just that their parents were neglectful and they were molested as children...

I liked the Giving Tree myself but maybe this is the book for YOUR children.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Quit your complaining

08/14/07
I am out of town for work and I am slow to add posts. Waaa! Everything will be back to normal on Monday.
Category: Administrative
Posted by: sleze

The new artistic program everyone will be talking about

08/14/07


Maybe it will be ported to MacOS!
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Most over-quoted movies of all time

08/10/07
That's my staBBler!

Although the order of the list is almost backwards, it is mostly correct.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

1-800-Flowers is not mistress friendly

08/08/07
Happy Divorce...Jackass

A guy is sueing 1-800-Flowers because they sent a thank you card to his home after he sent flowers to his mistress. Unfortunately his wife read the note and filed for divorce. WAAH WAAAaaaaahhhh!
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Why mom always said not to run with sharp objects

08/08/07
OWWWWwwww!!!
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Women like manly men for flings...girly men for commitments

08/08/07
Do I make you comfortable, baby? YEAH! Do I?

Studies show that women think that feminine looking guys are less likely to cheat on them.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Mainstream media coverage vs. the blogosphere

08/07/07


And my dad wonders why I don't really watch CNN, Fox(Faux) News, or ABC for my breaking news. I generally get faster and more accurate news from sources that don't have a financial interest in reporting.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

7 Things Guys Do That Make Women Think They Are Perverts

08/07/07
You mean girls don't like being licked on the cheek?

I submit that girls do more boob touching than we do.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Foul balls = HOME RUN!

08/07/07
ANOTHER foul ball?  I'll get it!

A local father has a problem. His new, hot neighbor likes to sun bath topless. When his boys hit foul balls into her yard, she lets them come over and get the balls and sometimes lets them put lotion on her back. What is he to do? I say, make the boys tell the father every time they hit a ball into her yard and let the DAD fetch the ball and put lotion on her back.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

And here's the old double-play to the vertically-challenged stop

08/06/07
Here's a minor league take on politically correct speech. No announcing of errors(in that they might embarass a player, batpersons, all bases are the same (no priority for first base) and that guy in between the second base person and the third base person? The Vertically-challenged stop.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

North Carolina police flip-flop on Constitution violations

08/06/07
We were wrong but we'll say we can't win...

Remember last week's article about North Carolina deputy, Brian Scarborough, who violated a couple of Constitutional admendments by arresting a guy after he desecrated the US flag? Yeah well...blogs like mine and Fark and Digg and Boingboing exerted enough "social guilting" that they withdrew all charges. OR it could have been the fact that all their charges were derived from them violating the Constitution and the Supreme Court or something like that.
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

And everyone tells me I'm crazy for wanting 5!

08/06/07
Harsh but true

Arkansas mom to give birth to 17th child. She says she isn't done yet.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Is Anal Sex the new Oral?

08/03/07
Yes...it will feel like I am driving a toy train up your ass

Mom, stop reading. I had to post this article for the sole purpose of putting this pic on my website. It is an article that discusses how mainstream anal sex is becoming and how to broach the subject with your special lady-friend.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Ohio - the state where democracy no longer exists

08/03/07
Electronic Voting doesn't work!

Does anyone remember all those voting scandals in Ohio back in the 2004 presidential election? Well, it turns out that over half of the votes cast were "accidentally" destroyed in violation of a court order. Hello people! Our whole way of life is based on trusted voter counts! Let me repeat myself once again and say that any voter shenanigans should result in SEVERE penalties (life in prison?).

Top 11 Movie Basketball Players of All Time

08/03/07
"Pilgrim?  Who you callin' Pilgrim?  Gobble this, TURKEY!"

Why Sydney Dean was snubbed from this list, I'll never understand. All the flash moves he pulls off without traveling ONCE throughout the movie (Armen and I studied the movie thoroughly in high school) should atleast get him an honorable mention. At any rate, I give you Hollywood's Basketball All-Star Team. [ Read More ]
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Nice Guy paradox - solved

08/02/07
I like him so much...it's like is not even a guy!

After many, many years of frustration, one man has figured out the bullshit behind the paradox that while girls say they like nice guys, they very rarely will date them. It's on the same line that while girls say they like funny guys, they actually just think that what hot guys says is funny and then just lie to themselves (and others).
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Meet the UK teacher of the year

08/02/07
And the ending to Harry Potter goes like this...

Carolyn Banfield, Headmistress of St. John's Primary School, decided to inspire her students on the last day before summer vacation. What could be more inspiring than reading the last page of Harry Potter 7?
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Brits hate redheads

08/02/07
You must be a Weasley!

Apparently, J.K. Rowling just piled on the crap when she created to down-trodden Weasleys. It turns out that Brits hate redheads.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

New Sink Idea for my bathroom

08/01/07
Washing your hands has never been so fun!

Think Sierra will approve?
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Fun travel bag

08/01/07
Give me all your makeup!

This would be a fun bag to bring to the airport. It only costs $289.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

German study reveals having less sex leads to even less sex

08/01/07
I have a head ache

Although the world has intuitively known this fact, German scientists thought it would be fun to do a scientific study on couples' sex lives. The conclusions are:

- Not enough sex leads to high stress
- High stress leads to less sex
- Rinse, repeat...
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze