I guess Paul McCartney should have been married in India. A woman there was arrested for marrying men for their money and then leaving them.

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So here's the summary:

- Calvary Bridal House took LOTS of money to make dresses
- Calvary Bridal House declared bankruptcy
- Calvary Bridal House doesn't have to actually make the dresses
- Calvary Bridal House can "EVENTUALLY" pay the brides back (you know...after their weddings and stuff)
- Calvary Bridal House is picketed by the scorned brides, their families and their fiances
- Calvary Bridal House is still doing fittings

My question is: What bride on earth would be shopping at a gown store with people protesting the store for NOT delivering their dresses?

So who will cause it at OUR wedding? Baran? Paul? Dad?

I fully expect Mom to take a slice from a Razor to protect Sierra and I from any errant ex's intending to ruin our wedding. Kinda like this girl.

Look at the invitation more closely.

Sierra, do any of these make the cut?

Scientists have concluded that exciting thrill-rides lead to a release of euphoric inducing hormones. That leads to falling in love. Coincedentally, my first date with Sierra was at Wildwood, NJ.

Wonder no more why Sierra fell for me. The first time we hooked up was in my brand new 2005 Passat TDI Wagon. AWWW yeah!

No, I don't mean get divorced and marry another woman. I mean keep your existing wife and add another! Studies show that men in polygamous cultures outlive men in monogamous cultures (through some strange relative, statistical calculation) by 12%. This is the perfect excuse to nail your wife's hot sister/cousin!