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This is an interesting image. Apparently stopitnow.org thinks that a picture of a father holding his daughter's hand is good imagery for pedophilia and not paternal love. I wonder what all the father's in the world think about that.
A local pub in Britain is getting around the soon to be enacted national smoking ban by becoming the official embassy of Redonda, a 1 square mile nation in the Caribbean. Brilliant!
Judge orders a man to pay his ex-wife (that he divorced thirty years ago for cheating on him) £200,000 because she has “fallen on hard times.”
The Supreme Court has reversed the decision of the Wacky 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals with regards to freedom of speech. The 9th found that a student should not be punished for his tacky "BongHits4Jesus" banner. The Supreme Court disagreed and said that schools should have the right to punish children for supporting the right to use drugs. Wow...I am boring myself writing this description...
Russell Parrish claims he is being discriminated against because potential employers don't like his tatoos. Too bad discrimination doesn't cover looking like shit.
In an attempt to encourage conservation, Massachusetts is planning to allow its power companies to charge more when customers conserve. Ermm...huh? Let's quote the article:
As a rule, utilities lose money by getting customers to conserve, because their revenues are tied directly to how many units of energy they deliver. Patrick wants to allow utilities, as they promote conservation, to be able to raise electricity delivery rates to offset lost revenue. He hopes that by ending the financial disincentive he can encourage utilities to promote conservation.
So if you were to turn off your A/C when you're at work to reduce your electric bill to save $50 a month, the electric company can raise rates to get that money back. So where's the incentive to conserve?
And I thought husbands had it bad in the US. This is the story of a guy who was sent to jail because he waved at his kids. No...You read that correctly.
Most humans have 3 different color receptors in our eyeballs. But according to new research, there are mutant woman who have 4 different color receptors. Not only does this allow them to see color mismatches in their husbands' clothing, it also suggests that the mutant war is fast approaching.
After pulling a man into a pond by his arm, a one-eyed alligator was captured by wildlife officers.
A man who works as a leasing agent for an apartment complex heard a gun shot, grabbed his gun and went to investigate. He saved a woman from bleeding to death. After being completely embarrassed by his heroism, the Arlington complex fired him. Good riddance to do gooders!
This girl decided to rant about how there are very few eligible men at Ohio State. Interestingly enough she seems to understand that girls are attracted to assholes.
8) Mr. Nice Guy: You meet this unassuming guy in one of your extracurriculars or classes, and he seems decent enough. He’s somewhat quiet, got a corny sense of humor, and is too laid back for personal drama. He’s more than happy to help you out with a project, listen to you rant about how much stress you’re under, and commiserate on college life in general. Problem is, he’s too nice. When you go out, he’ll make you choose the place; he’s not picky. Forgot your wallet? No problem, he’ll pay. Cancel your plans last minute? He “totally understands.” This guy has the personality of cardboard, and he’s just as easy to walk over and wipe your feet on. You know he’d make a great boyfriend for some lucky girl, but thanks to your emotional baggage, you’re only attracted to assholes that treat you like shit.
To all my nice guy friends. Pay attention and read up. Very insightful.
A little mad scientist has come up with a way to power your town (or even Bartertown) using the methane from Cow shit.
Mom, stop reading.
Hot southern girl #1: So, before I came up here my mom is like, "Be very careful around those northern boys, they think all southern girls just love to cook and fuck."
Hot southern girl #2: Oh my gosh, are you serious? They think that? That's so messed up!
Hot southern girl #1: I know!
Hot southern girl #2: But I really do love to cook... And fuck.
Hot southern girl #1: I know... Me too.
Read them all.
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Actually an interview with several ANONYMOUS doctors. They talk about why doctor's appointments always run long and about the people they've killed...among other interesting things.
Here's an interesting concept. Create a website that asks people for money to STOP you from having an abortion. There are SO many different ways to guess at the motivations here. Is it just two clever scam artists? Is it really a pro-life website trying to make pro-choice people look like monsters? Who will donate? Will pro-life people be horrified and run away OR will they try to save the (probably fictional) life of the baby?
If it works, look forward to thereshemightbeifyougivememoney.com as a daughter site of thereheis.com.
I give you "Dramatic Squirrel". I think I've watched it like 20+ times and I still giggle like a little girl...
Sometimes girls just want you to know how they feel before they give you sex. This guy tells an interesting story of how he tried to understand his girl's feelings.
Someone else has to manage your shit. Sometimes it is easy and sometimes that person will have exchanges with companies like this one:
Nephew: “Would you like her new billing address?”
Supervisor: “That might help.”
Nephew: “Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69.”
Supervisor: “Sir, that’s a cemetery!”
Nephew: “What do you do with dead people on your planet?”
Interesting article that discusses the problem with your bride's "My day." I almost put a picture of Sarah up here but I think she would kill me.
In another attempt to support the claim that there are jobs that Americans just won't do, the California GOP has hired an immigrant to perform the duties of state deputy political director. Does it count if he is Canadian?
This was lauded by the Chief Operating Officer of the California GOP, Michael Kamburowski, as demonstrating its support for fair immigration policies. Interestingly enough, no American's wanted his job either. Michael is actually Australian.
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen from Robot-Chicken.
Update: Fucking bullshit - Adult swim moved this video HERE.
A 17 year old kid was caught sexually assaulting a horse. In lue of jail time, I think they should just release his name and photo.
Why do I say this? Because to say otherwise could be construed as an "attack on the business" which is a no-no in Australia. Say goodbye to the Australian Criticism Industry.
"That Ron Paul guy thinks I should read about foreign policy. I think it's about time he gets whacked"
This was an interesting article which discusses the reasons behind black culture being incorrectly synonymous with hip-hop culture. I thought this line which uses the Chinese as a comparison was particularly insightful: "The cultural pressure for a middle-class Chinese-American to walk, talk and act like a lower-class thug from Chinatown is nil."
I wonder if girls swoon when they see a guy's ass hanging out of his jeans...Anyways, DELCAMBRE, LA is passing a law that will make it a $500 fine and 6 months in jail if you wear your pants like the guy in the photo.
I should make an Ironic category. 60% of ethanol factories violate federal or state environmental laws. Ethanol blows...just use waste oil and make bio-diesel, people!
God how I wish I would have been part of this.
Mine was Midland (seen above). What's YOUR accent?
Instead of focusing on new combat or enhanced gameplay, Soul Calibur 4 has focused on...other things.
By calling Manhunt 2 a murder training game, Jack Thompson, the dimwitted lawyer who thinks that video games are evil, has just raised my awareness of this game and now I will buy it.
There would be some pretty interesting perspectives...
Vulcan point in Crater Lake on Vulcano Island in Lake Taal on Luzon (scroll to the bottom of the page).
A recent move to make smoking illegal in public places also includes the coffee shops of Amsterdam where tourists enjoy getting high legally. The Anne Frank museum's current pull of 2% of Amsterdam tourists is expected to comprise 90% by August '08.
Recently released documents from the DOD have confirmed that the Air Force was pursuing a non-lethal weapon that would turn opposing forces into homosexuals right on the battlefield.
A Utah physicist has created a way to covert heat into sound and then into electricity. Why did I put it here? Well if they can shrink it down enough, that macbook that can give you second degree burns might just evolve into a macbook that can run on batteries for 12 hours.
By now, I am sure you've all heard about the wheelchair guy that was caught in front of the semi and was pushed around town at 50 mph (that's one QUALITY wheelchair). Listen to the entertaining 911 calls that reported it (my favorite is Jen, the girl who was having sex while she called).
If you work in Massacheusetts, wonder no more. The Boston Herald has set up a website that tells you exactly how much every state employee earns.
Since I am tired of google and yahoo and everyone searching my homepage to find articles that are a month old, I changed the way articles are stored. Instead of the url saying thereheis.com/bblah/item=123, it will actually have real words like thereheis.com/blah/paris_hilton_is_a_whore
The old links should still work but if not, let me know.
To quote Nelson, "HA haaa!"
Update: The Sheriff who released her is a Scientologist. Was her early release some sort of recruitment attempt??
Calling the final Harry Potter book her "darkest yet," J.K. Rowling confirmed one of the characters in it will be date raped.
The Thundercats Movie is coming soon to a theater near you! Listen to these old outtakes for your listening pleasure.
Interesting article discussing the importance of sex to men in marriages...and women who mistakenly forsake it.
According to the Bureau of Transportation Statistics, the following flights are the 10 worst flights in existence.
Once it downloads (it may take a while), just click on a spot and move the mouse up (to zoom in) or down (to zoom out). It is VERY cool.
What happens when you switch the letter "d" with the letter "g" in a certain word in the Harry Potter books?
"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything!"
A video guide that demonstrates how to kiss passionately.
See the entire list.
The captain of the warship ignored the pleas of the captain of the hijacked vessel. Can you guess the nation of the ship that surrendered to apathy?
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt. [ Read More ]
When buying movie posters is too expensive, just have someone draw them instead!
The tech guys in Utah/Russia fixed the problem.
I am not sure why, but my gallery database is corrupt. My ISP is looking into it so stay tuned...
DARPA(the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency) is engaged in an effort to grow/build cyborg moths for use as spies. No, really.
She's a German girl with the world's longest tongue.
A bank employee received the above fax and hit the panic button. Those damned errorists will never let us live without fear!
The New York Times has an interesting little chart that will tell you where you stack up against the rest of the country...class wise.
Lawn chairs that support 800lbs? Toilets that support 1200lbs? Everything your fat ass needs.
A spokane man was arrested for something and then proceeded to tell them he had a bomb in his pants. Thank god he wasn't caught on a plane or the new security checks would make you...well...you know.
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