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Woman pays undercover cop to wack her husband...

03/09/10
The Whole Nine Yards

Because of a bitter divorce, Susan Williams allegedly tried to pay an undercover cop to beat up her (ex) husband, Peter. When she discovered that he could just be killed for the low, low price of $20k, she upgraded (allegedly). Luckily for him, his former mafia hitman/neighbor saved the day.
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Posted by: sleze

Oakland AC Transit fight

02/20/10


You may have seen this fight on Youtube. In it you see a young black man and an old (67 years old) white guy exchange words and then get into a fight. The fight consisted of the black guy cold cocking the white guy and the white guy knocking him out like DEBO. Below is an interview with the somewhat crazy hero.

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Posted by: sleze

Atlanta Progressive News - The Liberal Faux FoxNews.com?

02/17/10
All news that's fit to print...is just about anything

APN is a liberal website in much the same way that Faux Fox News is a conservative news channel. Its status was reinforced by an email explaining the reasons it fired staff writer, Jonathan Springston.

"He held on to the notion that there was an objective reality that could be reported objectively, despite the fact that that was not our editorial policy at Atlanta Progressive News. It just wasn’t the right fit."

So Jonathan believed that news reporting should be objective and that is not APN's policy. Yellow Journalism has returned!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Gorilla escapes from Dallas Zoo - gives Bobby Boucher black eye

02/15/10
Bad monkey!

No no. That's the story. A gorilla escaped. I just couldn't resist the Waterboy reference.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Pornstar or Suicide Bomber?

02/03/10
Explosive titties!

Latest intel on the so-called War on Terror has found that terrorists are using explosive breast implants to hide bombs. Being a TSA agent at the airport just got a whole lot more fun.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

So you think that Obama can't speak without a teleprompter?

01/29/10


Watch my boss trounce the Republicans at their own meeting. Supposedly he did so well that Faux Fox News cut the debate off 20 minutes before it ended. I would love for someone to corroborate that assertion.

Update: Thing Progress (although it is also a left-wing, commie, pinko website) has the proof that Faux Fox News cut away in the middle of the exchange.
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Posted by: sleze

100 year old pedophile back in jail

01/26/10
Hi Chris! MMMmmmmmmmmm....

After his recent release from jail, 100 year old pedophile Mr. Herbert Theodore Sypnier is heading back to jail for violating the terms of his parole (by not showing up for counseling).
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Posted by: sleze

Gary would have done the same thing

01/04/10
She is SUCH a good girl!

Angel, the heroic golden retriever, saved an 11 year old kid from being attacked by a cougar (the animal version, not a nympho old lady). He ran and got help and the police showed up and killed the cougar. She suffered puncture wounds but is doing OK - and probably dined on steak that night.
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Posted by: sleze

The UK doesn't quite understand the whole freedom of speech thing...

12/14/09
Nothing to see here.  Keep moving.

Did you hear about the tons of toxic waste that was illegally dumped off the Ivory Coast? No? That's because the company responsible allegedly responsible used the UK's draconian censorship laws to sue the BBC to erase the article from existence. Luckily, Wikileaks has all the redacted information about Trafigura and their alleged toxic waste dumping shenanigans. It's also still available on Google cache.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Does the Service Employees International Union of Allentown, PA hate Eagle Scouts?

11/18/09
Law 13:  A Scout is Awesome.

The Service Employees International Union of Allentown, PA is up in arms over Kevin Anderson's Eagle Scout project to clear a path in a local park. The article goes on to paraphrase Nick Balzano, president of the local SEIU, as basically saying that "No one except union members may pick up a hoe or shovel, plant a flower or clear a walking path."

There was no word as to whether Kevin has found a horse head in his bed yet.
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Posted by: sleze

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