Margaret's Will starts, "So you stopped visiting me, eh?" Read more.

Where was this guy when the Brick Bar was closed for flooding Garret Hill with streams of urine?

It's about time they started booking people for their limp wristed attempts at greeting.

A man's parrot was home while his girlfriend was cheating on him. Starting repeating things like, "I love you, Gary." The parrot's owner's name is Chris.

They have 'COON dinner.

We're the world's most powerful nation. We have the best levee system, right? Look and see.

As everyone knows, there has been a lack of effective body armor in the War on Terrorism. As a result, many soldiers in Iraq/Afganistan are buying better commercially available armor such as Dragon Skin. Welp, that doesn't help the company that has the Army contract (and makes a profit selling the shitty armor) so they put pressure on the Pentagon. Now, if a soldier wears non-standard body armor and is KIA, their family may lose the $400,000 death benefit.



If this topic interests you in ANY way, you definately want to see the movie "The Pentagon Wars". A wonderful indictment of how the Army does business. (Navy pride showing)

The New York Times is generally held in high esteem as the pinnacle of true journalism. Unfortunately, here is a case in which the zeal to put a bad face on the War on Terrorism resulted in an outright lie.



The quick version is that they posted a story about an American missle strike and put the above photo implying that the thing pictured there (actually an unused artillery shell) destroyed the house and as a result, their lives.

A car thief stole a car with a baby in it. The car ALSO had the GPS enabled sprint phone which allowed sprint to locate the car within minutes. Unfortunately, they wouldn't tell them where their baby was unless they paid the $25 fee.

Fat girls need lovin' too!