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Matthew Whalen, a Senior at Lansingburgh High School and an Eagle Scout was suspended for 5 days for having a 2 inch pocket knife in a survival kit he had locked in his car. Because Lansingburgh Central School District and Superintendent George Goodwin hate Eagle Scouts so much, they added an additional 15 days to his suspension. The rule he violated was that he brought something that could be "considered" a weapon onto school grounds. Apparenlty a 2-inch pen knife locked in his car is "considered" to be a weapon whereas the many baseball bats on campus aren't.
While he was worried that this may affect his acceptance at West Point, he was just assured by the Director of Admissions that it would not affect his application at all (although he isn't guaranteed a spot).
Ladies, please read Cosmo with a bit of skepticism. Don't bite our nuts or yank on our pubic hair. Read the rest of the article for other things that Cosmo got wrong about what pleases a man.
Maybe this is why I am getting fat...
The sequel you never thought would be made...
Any of you own a T-Mobile Sidekick? If you do, you better not reset it any time soon. Why? Because all of your data isn't actually stored on your phone. It's stored by Microsoft's subsidiary, Danger. They've had some sort of outage and now ALL the data on your Sidekick isn't being stored there for some reason. So while it is on your phone right now, reboot and it is gone forever.
Don't believe the hype - Cloud computing is not the end all, be all of technology.
A walk down memory lane - Buddy's Watching You.
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On the website, it says Gen Y. But that's bullshit because it applies to me (except one I don't understand). Here's an exerpt:
13. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
33. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
51. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...
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Whoever mutilates, cuts, defaces, disfigures, or perforates, or unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking association, or Federal Reserve bank, or the Federal Reserve System, with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt unfit to be reissued, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.
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