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Salma Hayek Promotes...Something

12/29/06
My eyes are up here!

Here is a great example in advertising. If you want people to buy your product, make sure your spokeswoman isn't boobalicious.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Stuck Working on the Friday before New Years? Take this quiz

12/29/06
Yeah, Yeah...I know this is just a waste of time. But it is still interesting (I find that all self-awareness activities to be interesting). Take this quiz and find out if your mind is more male-minded or more female-minded.

Post your results in the comments. [ Read More ]
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Tom Brokaw breaks the news of Gerald Ford's Death (back in 1996)

12/29/06

He was just covering his bases.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Congressional Aid tries to hire a hacker to change his GPA

12/28/06
Here's the story of gullible Tood Schriber. For some reason, his grades at TCU just weren't good enough so he tried to solicite the services of a hacker to break into the University and change his grades. Well he went to the wrong place. The guy he approached decided to have a little fun with him(squirrels and pigeons) and played along until they were "SO Busted!"

Turns out other people found out about it as well.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

New black tape ATM scam

12/28/06
What's in YOUR wallet?

Here's a clever trick. Insert a piece of black tape in an ATM machine and then try to "help" someone get their card unstuck. Voila! You can now get their card and all their money!
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Biological Spanish Fly

12/28/06
Just infect your girl with Toxoplasma gondii and she will become a sex fiend. Of course if you catch it, you will become risk-taking and stupid.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Spiders on Drugs?

12/27/06
This is a spider:

I eat other bugs.  Why do you hate me?

This is a spider on drugs (LSD, Hash, caffeine?).

Any questions?
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

2 Virginia drivers ordered to retake their license photos by DMV

12/27/06
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

More fallout from Christmas. Santa died.

12/27/06
Ho Ho OH MY HEART!

CHILDREN watched in horror as a Santa Claus collapsed and died as he handed out presents at a Christmas party.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Emperor Palpatine celebrates Christmas

12/26/06
You don't know the POWER of the Catholic side!

Or here's another good pic of the pope.

Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Go Banana! (away)

12/26/06
Lean to the left and lean to the right and peel your banana and UMPH take a bite!

40 years ago, there was a killer banana fungus that threatened all the tasty bananas. Luckily, they found a fungus resistant banana and we have been eating its cloned brothers ever since. Now a new fungus threatens THAT banana so we may soon be faced with a world without bananas. In spite of the fact that we have been eating cloned bananas since the 60s, people still don't like the idea of drinking cloned milk. Perhaps they should just bury their heads in the sand and not worry about it.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Animals that melt in your hand...not in your mouth

12/26/06
It's a wittle BAby!

I have to admit that some of these tiny animals are pretty cute.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Perspective is everything in Photography

12/25/06
Shouldn't he be playing goalie?

One of the most important things in Photography is getting the right angle to show the proper prespective of the situation you are capturing.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

12th Day of Christmas - 4 Christmas Videos like you've never seen them before

12/25/06
A Charlie Brown Christmas - alternate ending

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Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

11th Day of Christmas - Last Minute Gift Ideas for your Man

12/24/06
Don't think your gift idea is any good? Well then...you're probably right (not everyone has their own personal wish list). Want to get him that extra little something that will make his Christmas awesome? Here is a quick and dirty article about what to get for your man that is cheap and easy for you women.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

A special video gift for everyone who went to Austria in 2003 with the Villanova Choirs

12/23/06
Villanova Singers/Voices Austria Tour 2003



I left off the opening chapter because it was lame. If you want to share it, use the Permalink. Enjoy!
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

10th Day of Christmas - Spread Peace by forcing people to believe in Jesus!

12/23/06
Have at thee, non-believers!

Rep Robin Hayes (R), has a great idea for the Christmas season. End the violence in the Middle East by converting them to Christianity! (no...this is NOT a theonion.com article)
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

You Park Like an Asshole

12/22/06
Take a picture or just use your key

This is a great site that shames people who park like assholes (similar to the few assholes that park across the street from my house...soon to be added).
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Tears of a bird...a delicacy to this moth

12/22/06
Tears are YUMMY

Here's another insect you can file under the CREEPY category. It gets sustinance by drinking the tears of sleeping birds.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

9th Day of Christmas - Santa sees you when you're sleeping...and when you masturbate

12/22/06
Santa saw you playing with your "toy"

Santa sees everything. He knows if you've been bad or good...even when you desecrate your body by masturbating!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

8th Day of Christmas - Santa's Helpers in Moscow

12/21/06
They want vodka, not eggnog

It was explained that Santa uses helpers to allow him to deliver all the toys around the world. Here are his helpers in Moscow.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Electronic voting saves money? Think again...

12/21/06
Despite the fact that electronic voting has been shown time and again that it is unreliable and easily subverted (aka election fraud), states everywhere are embracing it (are election officials holding diebold stock?). They are holding that because counting is automatic, it will increase accuracy, decrease the time to count the ballots and as a result, save money. Well, the money savings aspect is now being drawn into question. It turns out that it costs hundreds of thousands of dollars just to store between elections. In response, many Utah cities are returning to the paper ballot. Thank god.

Kid ruins football for everyone by almost having leg blown off

12/21/06
Wounded leg that will doom football forever

A kid from Snohomish, WA almost lost his leg when the ceremonial high school football cannon misfired and exploded. Now the residents of Snohomish, WA have threatened him and his family to keep their mouths shut, lest they lose the right to keep using a cannon in their games. They are proud of the fact that they are the last town that is still allowed to have the cannon that, for some strange reason, was banned in every other town in Washington.

I guess they decided to NOT keep their mouth shut. A quick visit to the Snohomish Panthers website showed a total of 300 votes(about how many games you plan on attending). Now it is up to over 50,000.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

7th Day of Christmas - A Gift for the guy who likes to masturbate

12/20/06
It's not mine, baby!

Cool chandelier, huh? It is made of the insides of the Tenga. An advanced Japanese, male masturbation device. Operators are standing by.
Category: Japan
Posted by: sleze

Back to the Future Timelines

12/20/06
Back to the time where we had no life

Some people with a lot of time on their hands have created the Timelines from the Back to the Future trilogy. I say TimelineS because there are 9 of them.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Wonderful Visual Explanation of how independant suspension works on Nissan Pathfinders

12/20/06
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

A Gift for Moms-to-be

12/19/06
No Babysitter Required

What should you do with your child when you need to take a shit at the mall? Just hang them on the door so they can watch you poop!
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Live until you die

12/19/06


Some near death experiences caught on tape
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

6th Day of Christmas - Perfect Gift for Sierra

12/19/06
me OW!

Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

5th Day of Christmas - Pictures of Kids Scared of Santa

12/18/06
Hehehe...scaring kids is FUN!

I love making kids cry.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

A brief summary of 99% of all people you will

12/18/06
This is a very accurate generalization of everyone at college. I especially like this one:

Fucking Disgusting Computer Science Major
Fucking Disgusting Computer Science Major is the reason that you don’t want to go to class. He bathes roughly once every leap year and wears the same "totally awesome" Japanese video game (the import version was so much better) shirt for half a semester at a time. No matter how far away you get from him, the stench seems to travel across the room and assault your nostrils. Fucking Disgusting Computer Science Major has no time for the English language, and he will often ask questions that make little to no sense and lack any sort of "grammatical structure." He’s the only character that can actually give Silent Foreign Curve Destroyer a run for his money on the intellectual scale, but that’s only because he was probably born with knowledge of linear algebra and differential equations.

Read More.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

One of the coolest statue illusion guys I have EVER seen

12/18/06



Don't worry about the French introduction. This is one of the coolest videos you will see in a while. Cool music too.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

4th Day of Christmas - Eric's Dream Vacation (gift)

12/17/06


If all you valued readers decide to get me a gift, a Swiss vacation to the Eiger where I could ski-glide down the mountain would be the perfect one.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

3rd Day of Christmas - Fun toy for you and your partner (gift)

12/16/06


Check out this new sex toy. (animated nakedness - keep the volume low if you're at work)
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

2nd Day of Christmas - How Jesus walked on water...

12/15/06


Non-Newtonian fluid is liquid that exhibits solid properties when under stress. So clearly, Jesus dumped a bunch of corn starch into the river before walking to the Apostles.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

10 most dangerous toys of all time

12/15/06
It hurts but it is SO MUCH FUN!

Nothing says christmas like shooting your eye out.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Street Pranks with Tape People

12/14/06
These are some funny illusions

It is always fun to mess with people.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Welcome to the 12 days of Xmas

12/14/06


I will try to have atleast one Xmas post everyday on the days leading up to Christmas. Yeah yeah...I know that the 12 days of Christmas actually starts on Christmas Day and end at the epiphany, but most people don't know about that shit...and don't care.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

THIS is how I would want my funeral

12/14/06
Hero

Captain Jeffrey "Toz" Toczylowski was a Green Beret who died in Iraq in November of 2005. He had one of his Green Beret buddies send out an email he had written in case of his death to his friends and relatives. In it, he told them about the $100,000 he had set aside for a party to be held in his honor in Las Vegas. Fucking awesome. That is DEFINATELY how I would want to be remembered.

Here is a link to his tribute website.

UPDATE - I fixed the dead link. Apparently the LA Times wants to charge you to view old articles. F that.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Interesting New Fabric available at Walmart

12/13/06
It's made of PEOPLE!

Yes...that says the fabric is made of 100% unknown material. Just like high school lunch.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

PSA - Don't try to hit kids on bicycles with your car door

12/13/06


Karma is a bitch.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Challenge Authority

12/13/06
I got over 100 detentions for not doing homework...I feel for this kid
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

A Pervert's Holiday Planner

12/12/06
France doesn't extradite child rapists

Here is an interesting website that lists the sexual age of consent around the world. Way to go Mexico and South Carolina!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

A Tool or an immoral pleasure seeker?

12/11/06
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Pics of animals in the womb

12/11/06
Who does searches for dolphin fetus?

Here is a gallery of pics that shows really cool images of animals in the wombs of their mothers. Here is the actual article about it.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Naked Mannequin Skateboarding

12/08/06


Why does this crack me up so much???
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Apple is the choice of Terrorism TV

12/08/06
Apple hates America

Looks like Steve Jobs has made his choice in the War on Terror as Apple computers now run the TV mouthpiece of Al Quaeda. It had nothing to do with reliability and usefulness.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Two weeks until the Global Orgasm

12/08/06
They look like they're feeling it

On December 22nd, people around the world will attempt to experience the first Global Orgasm.

(and now, Google traffic to my website will jump because of the word orgasm on the page...fucking Google...)
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Teacher finds radioactive material in the storeroom

12/07/06
Gotta love radioactive schools

I always knew the storeroom smell funny at my high school. It turns out that the smell could have been, rapidly decaying radioactive waste!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Whatever happened to superman?

12/07/06
Where's my cod piece?

Here is a french website that surrenders to laughter. It shows pics of sculptures of elderly superheroes.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Urban sprinting

12/06/06


Check out this new crazy British sport
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

50 ways for your lover to leave you

12/06/06
Here is a nice list of 50 no-no's for guys having sex. They even include comments on the old "oops" trick (rule 37). Remember that these are mostly guidelines and not really iron clad rules.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

How do women get pregnant?

12/06/06
Not from a stork

Yes, yes...You've seen the above picture before. This link is far, FAR different from the german book on where babies come from. This is a hilarious flash animation explaining the fertilization process and it is PRICELESS. I especially like Peter.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Why Rudy Giuliani will never be President

12/05/06


I always knew he was a Mets fan. Personally, I think this is hysterical. But I just can't see folks in the Bible belt voting for a cross-dressing former New Yorker.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

The last pictures taken by tourists

12/05/06
He didn't say four!

Here are some photos that must have been the last ones taken by the tourists that shot them.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

How I used to get out of class early

12/05/06
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Dragon sausages MUST include dragon meat

12/04/06
Tasty dragon!

As we all know, dragon meat is the key ingredient in many, many valuable dishes. But in England, if you call your sausages, "Dragon Sausage," you better have dragon meat in them. Otherwise, you need to change the name of your product.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Commercial for Renault or an actual car crash?

12/04/06


You be the judge.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Loving father photoshops his young son

12/04/06
Hulkawaaaaaa!

This poor child will be scarred for life as he is immortalized on the net as Hulk Hogan, Mike Moore and Hitler.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

It's December...that means snow is coming

12/01/06

Domino Effect In The Snow - video powered by Metacafe

Well...not for me since I am enjoying the sun of San Diego. Just make sure you don't try to LEAVE YOUR CAR while it is sliding.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

My excavator eats bulldozers for breakfast

12/01/06
It reminds me of some alien invasion vehicle

Check out the pics on this mammoth bucket wheel excavator in Germany. If you scroll down, you can see how easily it can accidentally eat a bulldozer. Oops!
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Same Actor, Different Movie

12/01/06
It's not a tumor...it's my SWORD!

One of the better photoshop contests on Worth1000.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze